Olveres

McLaren's doing a fantastic job, he's got to stay I really really hope you are being ironic ... if not, I think you need a lie-down. Actually not ironic, I'm Scottish Any Jock footie fans want to have an on-line sportsman's bet that they won't qualify but that England will? Even tricking Brian Barleycorn and the rest of the FA into appointing someone who's clearly a Scottish spy (McClaren, eh?) won't save you. I'd bet on neither of them qualifying yet Northern Ireland somehow managing it.

Terry says he'd play for nothing I say the FA should call his and the other players bluff and put them on a pay if you win scheme. Then we'll see some effort, the FA could also paint pound signs in the back of the net to keep them focused. Sorry John but it's early bath time for b*llshit statements like that. Ciao

Makes Posh Spice look obese. When's Sir Bob going to appear begging us to part with our cash to feed all these poor malnourished people?

Winner

It most certainly is. As for MPFC's claim that Oxford would walk the division They lost to Forest Green Rovers Ah, happy days. Let's hope they f**k up in the play-offs & joy of joys, stay a non-league club. Well done to Dagenham, a welcome addition to the league and only fair as they should've been there instead of Boston, who went up illegally. It will be fitting if Boston go down this year whilst the Daggers come up. First Leeds, now Oxford. The list is growing.... I'm praying Bradford City go down...

That's nice of you. Is that punch Paul Kaye aka Mike Strutter or actually punch me? I was considering changing it, I don't think I'll bother now After 3+ years on this site, I still have no idea how some people have avatars that move. Josco's Smooth Little Pill, when Boudicca makes her tartan sparkle, and even Olvy's somewhat aggressive curly haired shouty man - wonders one and all. Just out of interest, does anyone know what my avatar is saying?? I do naturally!

That's nice of you. Is that punch Paul Kaye aka Mike Strutter or actually punch me? I was considering changing it, I don't think I'll bother now

My intense dislike of Leeds United is well known on here, which gives me even more reason for me to wish Porterfield the best. You could be dancing for joy when they go down then OoD. I can't stand them and I'm from Leeds!!!

Mmm. They'd no doubt be delighted to receive it. They might even open up a new children's home named in his honour. Surely he wouldn't want to open an entire children's home? -- Just a quiet entry in their annals. Would he have to enter via the back door?

They're the first cricket team to go to a World Cup and come home with the Ashes. I'll get me coat.

Is it Kirk Douglas? Was he in 20,000 Leagues under the Sea and the sub is attacked by a giant squid? I could have checked but I thought a guess would be more fun OK, enough suspense. Olveres is correct - The King of Chin himself, Kirk Douglas, was indeed in the 1954 film version of 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, in which the submarine Nautilus is attacked by a giant squid. Finding (out about) Nemo The most useful line in wiki's summary is the explanation of the title, which I had never understood. If a league is equal to three miles, I always wondered how a submarine could be 60,000 miles below the surface. But what Jules Verne meant was that the submarine travelled underwater for 20,000 leagues, i.e. not straight down but across the ocean. Fascinating. Back of the net!!!!

Is it Kirk Douglas? Was he in 20,000 Leagues under the Sea and the sub is attacked by a giant squid? I could have checked but I thought a guess would be more fun

Let's hope so. Let's not

and then the paranoia sets in....... then the strangers start following you...

This would have pissed me off mightily. British Air used to have First Class, now they have Dead Class? Rather a drastic way to be upgraded to first class, why didn't she just ask?

I'm sure the whole thing was rigged, I'd like to nominate Scooch (sic?) for the 2008 DL but I've a feeling they're going to die on their arses in Helsinki.

um.. yeah. i was thinking exactly the same myself.... If he gets wind of this forum will we be assimilated?

If you separate Ernest's surname, you create Borg nine, I think he may be Nine of the Nine made famous by Seven of Nine, therefore as part of the Collective he will in effect never die!

Aren't most people who get released from prison bound by these conditions? And if he does commit suicide? Will they force his corpse to see out the rest of his sentence?

It'll be worth a flutter if she has to do the Twist... or (not very likely I admit) the Can Can. Is there a dance called the "Hop"? She'd win Olympic Gold if there was!!!

no. just no, ok? I'm glad you got the "over" and "all" words in the correct order.

We re-registered our car as we are not planning to return to the UK. A bureaucratic nightmare You lucky so and so.

Is it dementia in it's early stages or are they saying that he's of a youngish age for dementia to have set in? The early stages of dementia My 87 year old Grandad's going down that route, it's tragic watching him drift from 2007 to 1951 and back again in his conversations. He thinks they're paying him for his dialysis and he's on shift patterns for it. I've had my first encounter with Social Services through this and I must say all the negativity they get is well deserved!

So what sort of car is Nigel then? Nigel is a Fiat Tempra, the car that Jeremy Clarkson once described as being like driving a sofa. He has very bad suspension and most children vomit copiously within about 10 minutes of being driven around. He was a special model made for the British market (he's a right hand drive) and has a bigger engine than normal thus parts are rather dear. Ah right, I sell parts for cars, what engine size is Nigel and model spec, I may be able to help you save some money...

So what sort of car is Nigel then?