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I'm confused... why are they going to the Afghan / Pakistan border area... we all know Osama is in Iraq with all those other fundamentalists that profited under the secular regime of Saddam Hussain... otherwise why did we invade there at all Or have I missed something? Oh well back to my bunker protecting democracy in 2 square miles of the green zone in Baghdad Do they think if Bin Laden's effectively martyred this will all go away? Bin Laden doesn't have that much clout, even the "troops" you see him surrounded by on media releases are allegedly guns for hire types. I'd like to think of him as a rather screwed up Gandalf or should that be Saruman?

Maybe if she's had enough of this life God is healing her, he's ending it!

I thought the whole idea of being a Rock God was to take every drug known to man since 1544, sleep with as many women as possible and drink like Oliver Reed and Lee Marvin rolled into one? It's sad when you see once legendary hellraisers gazing through the Help The Aged shop window at a pair of slippers and a pipe. Next he'll be advertising SAGA holidays on TV!!!!!

I wonder if the death of Ernest will actually be beneficial over the short term to the sales of their p#ss as everyone will be wanting to try it to find out how bad it actually is?

Yes very true: Castro Diabolum Fellat(= Castro gives a blowjob on the Devil). I am reminded of the Life of Brian and the Graffiti clip. If you are giving or indeed receiving a blowjob would Diabolus take the dative form of the noun? Not Dative, but accusative since Diabolus is the fourth declination neuter noun ending in US and the accusative is made by changing Diabolus into Diabolum ( accusative=The one who receives the blowjob from Castro). HIS MOUTH IS BURNING IN HELL!!! His mouth will continue to burn in hell as soon as castro carks it! Won't all of him burn in hell then, just his mouth?

Great article - I'm astonished that the Dame Edna Everage sidekick is 100 yrs old this year. Glad to see they have "new blood" after Fluff & Drakey died last year. I can remember her sidekick - she was my favourite part of the show. So dour... Wasn't she called Madge?

The above from that Sun article, assuming McCartney decides to get nasty I think these two appearing in court might raise the hate stakes to the point someone would have a go. More likely, if the realms of fantasy she seems to inhabit collapse around her she might be more of a danger to herself. A potential for 2008 then?

I wonder if his last words were "I'm free". I'll get my coat.....

Reislings are much maligned, it is the whitest of the white grapes and the latest crops of Reislings are quite good.

I pity those songwriters who can't sing their own songs.

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I cringe when I see a bottle of Ernest and Julio Gallo wine, it's hardly the best stuff in the world, and they were responsible for Thunderbirds, oh how that takes me back to a misspent youth...

I'm thinking Betty Ford might not start one morning soon.

Excellent, lots of irate guests will soon be here for me to pick off at random

Apologies for the incorrect interpretation of your post. Re Britney, I'm glad she's not U2, Bono thinks he's God and we only need the one, but apparently Britney's been running round the rehab unit with 666 scribbled on her head saying she's the Antichrist, hmmm I wonder when the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse are going to show up, maybe that's going to be Take That's next announcement. I wonder which one each member will turn out to be?

Redding was signed to Atlantic not Motown

Aye, but what if we kicked Clive Dunn into touch because Bruce Forsythe had temporary heart trouble and then Clive - like - died? We'd never get over it. DL is like life in my opinion, grim, grey, often barely happening but to be endured, or summat. It's the west Cumbrian way. The DL without Clive Dunn just wouldn't be the same , it'd feel sort of empty

You win some, you lose some. No need for cahnge in my humble opinion. The point is it's a random chance, if we start creating ways of making hits more certain the fun will go out of this in no time.

Perhaps he left the White House via the back door?

Surely he could have found a slightly more humane way to off his wife than slitting her throat?

So John Terry's the first human able to function with a vacuum between his ears? Far out man!

Farrakhan will be a 2007 success if he dies. No sh*t Sherlock!

^ Is that a squid? the ghost of one...