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Is the tour for six months? Damn, we can't even line up for a 2008 special new entry if that's the case, hmmm unless he's wounded badly and drags himself into 2008.

It conjures up an image of the child's head being attached to the body in some out of control experiment. Did anyone hear the recording of the Judge crying as he gave his decision? Now what was all that about?

Apparently Michael Jackson is on the verge of converting to Islam. You'd think Jacko might convert to something much more novel, maybe a 44ft articulated lorry and change his name by deed poll to Optimus Prime! Thinking about it he could do a Prince for us all, he could change his name to TLOPFKAMJ, The Lump Of Plastic Formerly Known As Michael Jackson

Erm didn't you endorse good old Tony in 1997?

I hope so has the deathlist ever gone 2 months with 0 hits? The longest time between hits, 18th May 1990 - 23rd March 1992! Good Lord, like the Israelites searching for the promised land of Milk and Honey, which celeb. delivered you from the wilderness? For some reason when I hear/see the name Michael Foot it reminds me of the South Park episode where the children have to do a project on Genetic Modification and they go to the mad scientist who's obsessed with creating creatures with 4 a@@eholes, random.

that really is in very poor taste if I might say so Feel free to, but do we look bothered?

I bet his last expression was pretty damn spontaneous though!

You'd figure after at least six failed attempts he might as well stop trying and embrace life.

Come back on the 31st December 2007 and say that!

I'm sensing we might have a near miss soon, one of our 50 might want to play games with us, then again IaIN SmitH Mite aV Joost PosEssEd my BodIEE FOUr a MomeNT JusT THeN, so I maDe A WronG PREDIkSHun. Wow that was weird.

Interesting that link appeared in a connected type of thread, has spam gone intelligent?

Such a great demonstration of the standard of English nowadays.

How comfortable would the average ginga squaddie feel creeping around Basra with every single militia/nutcase lining up Prince Harry for a kidnapping? I reckon they ought to send in a crack unit of elite hairdressers to die every single soldier's hair red, that'll confuse the sh*t out of anyone trying to get Prince Andrew closer to the throne. He might get confused and end up patrolling in his Afrika Korps uniform. I wonder if his Dad's worried, I mean after losing all self dignity on the duet programme with Rebecca Loos he won't want to lose his son to the Mujahadeen will he?

How apt!

Ah but he might have an accident in the stylee of Owen Hart, don't count your chickens just yet Monsieur Invader

That's what I was thinking..

As we wait with baited breath the tension rises with each passing day, the question being who and when?

No one's worried, plenty of time yet....

My heart bleeds for him, seriously, must be hard being so rich, I might contact his agent and make him a "Deal or No Deal" type offer: His celebrity and riches for my anonymity and reasonably acceptable income. Why doesn't he donate himself to Zantac and he can become addicted to "experimental may one day be prescription drugs"? That way he gets high and we know if the drugs are safe.

That reads as if, even had they gone entirely the other way, the results would have held any sway whatsoever with the status of nap's modship. Since when is the DL a democracy? I hope it's not, I much prefer a dictatorship

file this along with "man marries goat" in the stories that never actually happened folder I had noticed that these things always happen in places like Serbia or Romania, so it's impossible to verify them.... I didn't realise such things as Witch Doctors existed in Europe, and if this story is true, the Witch Doctor worked, now the stupid b***ard can't ejaculate at all!!!!

I voted NO

You sure your site isn't breaking the law?

not bad for a first timer in death pools. I was still incredibly shocked when I heard the news, it is so sad that her daughter is going to grow up without a mother. was at the sydney morning herald website tonight when I read this article. I get a mention towards the bottom http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/after-th...0524284742.html Congratulations on your mention, well deserved

Hi Kazz, good to have another addition to the club