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Damn, I'd mis-read the title as "Dick 'n Dom dies"

These are my favourite anagrams: The Morse Code = Here come dots and "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." = "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

Really? Why's that? Just because they don't want to make a martyr out of him? It's really important to know, as we're now in the second half of the year, people are starting to gather names for their DDP 2006 entries. His trial won't start for a while yet, and by the time they sentence him, it would surely be next year before he was executed.

To paraphrase the great man himself: "Rejoice, Rejoice, Rejoice"

I am very sorry to hear this news. Shocked that he was only 61. He was a bit of a buffoon, but a good laugh and harmless enough. Will miss you Rich!

Wasn't that "Death List Observer"?

As yet there has been no word on Linda Gray's leg.

Nice to see a decisive post. Definitely within the next 50 years in my opinion.

hmmm, that just doesn't hold water.

He didn't. That's what we're all waiting like vultures for.

I see that it's on the Evening subStandard website too:

Gutted. Do you have a source for that story?

Wow, did he impale her? Apparently you can give too much oral.

There's irony for you. I posted that without being logged in

Wow. I hope you manage to somehow pull through it. I'm sure we'll all be thinking of you and wishing you the best. Keep strong.

I'm sure I'd find it pretty cool. I'd sign up and start goading the people who put me on their list.

Is it me or is this the wrong spelling? No, it's the right spelling, they'll be focusing on Count Dracula (sometimes known as Michael Howard) P.S. I demand much more acclaim for my "Howards End" gag

I think that Channel 4 are taking the piss. Look what's on at 9pm next thursday: 17:00 RICHARD & JUDY 18:00 THE SIMPSONS: Homer the Heretic 18:30 HOLLYOAKS 19:00 CHANNEL 4 NEWS 19:55 CINEMA IRAN: ROCK 127 20:00 SELLING HOUSES 5/6: Bromsgrove 20:30 THE CITY GARDENER 9/10: Rushden 21:00 HOWARDS END 22:40 BREMNER, BIRD AND FORTUNE: A BUNCH OF COUNTS

Really Joel? I thought it was kinda predictable, certainly not amongst his best work.

Comedy = tragedy x (distance + time) Therefore the remaining 20% will be about clocks and trains.

Excellent, thanks! Ok, I have it all sorted. I just need someone to tell me how to upload from a blackboard to a website. Cheers.

Wow, you broke the code.

prophet of doom, I really hope that you register fully on here. We could do with someone with your inside knowledge. I must admit that your posts have left me with the hairs on the back of my neck standing up. Very spooky.

Nah, it'll just give the media an oppurtunity to play Beatles and Beach Boys' records. So, hang on in there another while, sonny.

I heard about him and his two brothers last Christmas.