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    Michael Jackson

    Looks like about 40 people had him on DDP. For their sakes I hope that he gets a UK obit.
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    Steve Jobs

    He has failed to make a meeting with his local council that he was committed to attending. Steve Jobs too weak to attend city council meeting Constant trickle of stories over the year means I am gutted that he is not on my list. Will he make it to 2010?
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    The Jane Goodie Sweepstake

    Ouch! - that was pein-ful.
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    The Jane Goodie Sweepstake

    Which one of you feckers have been trying to increase your chances? Jade confronted by hammer woman in hospital "Jade Goody has been confronted in her hospital bed by a woman armed with a hammer. The intruder walked into the terminally ill reality TV star's room at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London, her spokesman Max Clifford said. Her husband Jack Tweed had been visiting but had left her side for a few moments. Clifford said: "Jack had been with her for a few hours and had gone to get a cup of tea in the canteen when this happened. "She woke up to find this woman leaning over her. "She was not hurt but was very shaken up as you can imagine." Police confirmed the woman has been arrested over the incident. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: "We can confirm that police were called to the Royal Marsden Hospital Sunday afternoon by security to reports of an unknown woman being in a patient's room. "Officers attended and a 41-year-old woman was searched and found in possession of a hammer and was arrested for possession of an offensive weapon and taken into custody at a west London police station where she remains in custody." Security has been tightened around Jade's room as a result, Mr Clifford said."
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    The Deathlisters Alternative Footie Thread

    I am, of course, open to bungs.
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    The Deathlisters Alternative Footie Thread

    I really need to bolster my defence
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    Jane Goodie

    I believe that would be her first two-c**t book.
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    Deathrace 2009

    'twas a pleasure surely. Well done. meh.
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    Deathrace 2009

    That sounds like the best variation to me so far MPFC.
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    Deathrace 2009

    I've enjoyed it. I want more. Not sure how to proceed though. Should one compettiion run all year? Obviously the points awarded are dropping off all the time so the guy with 20 hits in Dec is going to be peeved. Not only will this thread not go away I suggest a brand new thread to discuss the various options on how to keep this going
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    Deathrace 2009

    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I\'M NEVER COMING ON THIS STINKING SITE AGAIN. A strong person might say \"congratulations Raskolnikov, you played a great game\", but not me. No, I\'m weak. Weak and bitter. Weak, bitter and odorous. Weak, bitter, odorous and full of hate.
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    Deathrace 2009

    Don't mind "The Management" - this by the people - for the people.
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    Deathrace 2009

    'twould be hard to offend a member of a deadpool forum I would hope. It's not you - it's the others Some people really have a bee in their bonnet about picking "the world's oldest man" for instance. I admire their stance as I look down at them in 73rd place.
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    Deathrace 2009

    I hate the constant references to "low hanging fruit" In this 'game' are we supposed to win by choosing people who are not likely to die?
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    Deathrace 2009

    Maybe we got a bit carried away. The way things have been going over the last week or so, there'll be no winner in January.
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    The Deathlisters Alternative Footie Thread

    I'm in - no idea what it's about though. Will enjoy being roundly thrashed or relegated or whatever it is you lot do.
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    Deathrace 2009

    I got quite excited to see the latest news on Sen. Ted Kennedy, but now notice that Raskolnikov has him too. I now find myself in the position where I'm hoping that one of my suggestions does not pass away
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    Edward Kennedy/Curse of the Kennedys

    They both now regret exclaiming in the sixties "Black president? Over my dead body"
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    Edward Kennedy/Curse of the Kennedys

    Ok ok I registered happy now ... Nice one! Welcome aboard - an historic day indeed.
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    Edward Kennedy/Curse of the Kennedys

    Damn you guest! If you'd played fair and logged in like everyone else...
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    Edward Kennedy/Curse of the Kennedys

    Kennedy has collapsed at the Obama inauguration lunch.
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    2009 DDP

    I might try and make contact with her family - let them know how outraged I was to find "this kind of garbage" online. Perhaps they'll make a fuss of it.
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    2009 DDP

    Gah!, of course It just goes to show that even when you think you've been here a while and learned a few tricks, the experts are still miles ahead
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    Jane Goodie

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    Jane Goodie

    "Goody tomb shoes." Hmm, doesn't really work, but it's time to start planning for her death notice pun now.
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