Yvonne

Christmas this year will be like no other I lost someone very close could have been my brother Patrick Swayze will be in charge of the dancing having the time of his life while the reindeers are prancing With Patrick McGoohan mooching about some believe he may have had too much stout Farrah Fawcet is the angel so sweet waiting by the purly gates for the new members to greet Stephen Gateley is singing the carols round the tree and later will sit on Al Martino's knee Keith Floyd volunteered to cook the Christmas lunch it is likely that the pudding will be packed with a good brandy punch Michael Jackson dressed as Santa Clause Is bound to have a lot of applause But poor Mollie Sugden really misses her pussy cat and those unkind angels call her a daft old bat So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth... May you and your loved ones, enjoy peace on Earth.

John Kettley has added me as a friend on Death List. OMG that is amazing because I do not have any friends let alone famous friends, why add me what have I done? The question is I suppose is this the real John Kettley or is he an impostor? http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&q=john+...971cfd95a28cf9b I am sure that the moderators will know. Anyway John welcome to this forum - pleased to have you with us.

What happened to my poem - who deleted it??

Yes Michael, of course you can be my friend

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you. You can call me John. Ok John - what sort of winter are we going to have weatherwise??

Ok added you - but I think my friendship is pending approval Why do you lot all have daft names? I don't know what to call you.

A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend.

Yes but is he the real John Kettley?? John Kettley is a weatherman and is on television every day. I did not realise that you had added me as a friend - where do I find my friends??

I truly dont know whether to congratulate an existing members genius in the creation of "Yvonne" or whether to feel a deep sense of sadness for a "real" Yvonne sitting alone at her computer, cats meowing around her feet.............. Sod it.........Yvonne sweetie, you have another friend.

I am not really sure that I understand what the question is ??

Thank you Devon Death Trip that is a really nice thing to say - I feel very touched

Why are you lot so charming ?? I've never really thought about it but guesty accepts your compliments on behalf of the DL community. Whilst we are asking such searching questions, tell me, why are you so lame at poetry? I think you are a guest in disguise

Why are you lot so charming ??

Dear Abby, What sort of advice do you give?? I feel that my life is ebbing away and I have done nothing with it - what should I do??

You had better leave Norman alone or you will upset Jacqui http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0936295/board/th...41654#137641654

Oh dear are you choking??

If tears could build a stairway And memories were a lane We would walk right up to Heaven And bring you back again No farewell words were spoken No time to say goodbye You were gone before we knew it And we don't knows why Our hearts still ache in sadness And secret tears still flow What it meant to lose you No on will ever know But now we know you want us To mourn for you no more To remember all the happy times Life still has much in store Since you’ll never be forgotten We pledge to you today A hallowed place within our hearts Is where you’ll always stay Rest in Peace Patrick - it was a privilege to know you

Or. more realistically, "Crap Actor Incinerated"? How can you say that? how can you even think that? ok he has never won an Oscar or BAFTA but he was nominated three times. Windsor - I am impressed by your poetry is it your own work? you must put me in touch with Di I think we have a lot in common

Please mister pneumonia go away. you don't have time to feel bad today. you have work to do and things to say And simply don't have time to play. Even though you're not feeling your best With a little time, good care and rest- It won't be long until the happy day When you're feeling fine in every way. Patrick - the majority of people want you to recover please get well soon

Hello, my friend; You’re on my mind, Because you're somehow ailing, But your response to any challenge Has always been unfailing. So I’m confident you’ll win again; Hang in there, and you’ll see; You’ll be back on top in no time, Tackling life courageously.

Whatever the rights and wrong of this case - it should not have happened Rest in peace Champ - chase butterflies around the rainbow bridge until your mum comes to get you. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/Let-Champ-Live http://www.iomtoday.co.im/your-shout/Rehom...rier.4480782.jp http://www.iomtoday.co.im/news/Owner-of-il...bull.4491015.jp http://www.iomtoday.co.im/news/Illegal-pit...hamp.4734155.jp http://www.iomtoday.co.im/news/PIt-bull-Ch...-put.4736710.jp Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together...

Hello, my friend; You’re on my mind, Because you're somehow ailing, But your response to any challenge Has always been unfailing. So I’m confident you’ll win again; Hang in there, and you’ll see; You’ll be back on top in no time, Tackling life courageously. Get well soon Patrick

Hang In There Hello, my friend; You’re on my mind, Because you're somehow ailing, But your response to any challenge Has always been unfailing. So I’m confident you’ll win again; Hang in there, and you’ll see; You’ll be back on top in no time, Tackling life courageously.

Personally I thought he'd last a year. Obviously I was wrong. Hi Windsor, You certainly are on the ball tonight! I cannot get on the Chat Room - very frustrating - I think somebody must have disabled my cookies or something.

Not having much success here, are we? The Snuff Club at work has done considerably better which is most unusual as DeathList is usually way out in front. We started early January with Magnus, Carlo, Sidney and the latest was Frankie last week. Why on earth was Magnus not on the list did nobody know that he had cancer?