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  1. Nice one MPFC - made me laugh out loud. Particularly when I scrolled down to satisfy my curiosity about a Blumpkin Backfire (10,000 posts perhaps) Did you scroll far enough to educate yourself about the blumpkin vagina platypus? There's nowt so queer as folk as they say. Not originally but thanks for pointing it out - I feel that has enriched my life and given me new confidence in my ability for forming mental pictures. The blumpkin vagina platypus party became fatal as 2 platypus' wound up dead. The plural of platypus didn't sit easy with me though.
  2. Nice one MPFC - made me laugh out loud. Particularly when I scrolled down to satisfy my curiosity about a Blumpkin Backfire (10,000 posts perhaps)
  3. does anybody else think she looks a bit like Andre Agassi? ....obviously a mental, wide eyed Andre Agassi .......wielding an umbrella rather than a tennis racket (racquet?) ............and attacking a car rather than a tennis ball Ok, so the similarity isn't great.
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    Damn, won't anyone die?

    Best year 2003: First death 5th March.
  5. I'm Spartacus. More to the point, I'm not sure why everyone is I'm Banshees Scream-ing. But then again, I am easily confused
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    Jake Lamotta

    Raging Bull - classic. Taxi driver - ultra classic - some day a real rain's gonna come and wash all the scum off the streets. you lookin at me?
  7. Is this the opposite of 70s/80s kids TV show "Why don't you...?"? I voted no - don't exclude him (or anyone) just for being different
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    Assassinations

    It's a good point - history would support your case. Look what happened with David Palmer in 24
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    After You've Gone...

    excellent piccie of a "platter of dog meat" - is anyone else feeling hungry? p.s. HF - excellent choice, believe it dissolves bones
  10. "men's games".... Macho man Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games." At first they just hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, then one man grabbed a chainsaw and cut off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski got the saw and shouting: "Watch this then," swung at his neck and chopped off his own head. source:http://www.supanet.com/mens_room/news/73378/sm2
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    After You've Gone...

    Clearly I was also thinking about the quantity of beef I eat too.
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    The Dead - 2007

    I have it stored by use of my Video Cassette Recorder (if anyone wants to dnate to my HDD/DVD fund please let me know) as it clashed with Waking the Dead, which I felt was more in keeping with my hobbies and interests. I shall look out for it with interest when I watch it.
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    After You've Gone...

    Fed to pigs has its appeal. Given the amoount of bacon / sausage / pork, etc I consume it feels like I'd be doing my bit for recycling
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    Animal Antics

    did anyone have Chalky on their list? are animlas allowed cos Wellhard off Eastenders must be knocking on a bit by now
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    Andy Fordham Memorial Darts Thread

    classic Viking quotes in this story from the beeb... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_spor...rts/6231707.stm I'm especialy liking is love of pies
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    Jane Wyman

    Phantom, your right. It seems to be just another hoax. Personally i'm so desperate for a death, I guess this I just wanted to believe. Unfortunately the Deathlist success rate remains ice cold. It's been quiet all round to be honest. There have been plenty of deaths of the WDP and DDP that I've looked at and thought "how the bloody hell did I not realise they were still alive." Before I signed up on DL I'd been using a stock number of celebs each year and every so often getting an inspired hit. Actually if Jane Wyman was to die this year, it would be the first hit my wife has had on our sweepstake dead pool since Fay Wray died over 2 years ago. I'm still trying to find out if Robert Earl Jones has died. If he has, I've already put in a substitute on the CPDP. Also unless it's a really big celeb that dies, which in the case of Jane Wyman it would be on CNN straight away. Sometimes it takes nearly a day from when it appears on the crawler until it appears on the website like in the case of Milan Williams the keyboard player from The Commodores. I have a feeling there will be someone going soon, but it will be one we least suspect. Much like in the case of Gene Pitney. Well, Jane Wyman turned 93 on January 4, 2007. For whatever reason, I think she may go at age 95...or 97. Either way, or whenever it happens, it will be a great loss. For many years I had Miss Wyman's home address in Santa Monica, but she moved from there after "Falcon Crest" quit filming at the end of the 1980's. I had always sent her a Christmas card and then almost immediately afterwards, a birthday card. Right before Christmas this year, I finally saw her new home address published: 560 Kavenish Dr., Rancho Mirage, CA 92270...so I was once again able to send her both a Christmas and birthday greeting. Her daughter Maureen Reagan is gone now, but her son, Michael Reagan, always indicates that she is very alert for her advanced age. Perhaps some of you might want to drop a note or a card to this wonderful lady and great actress. Isn't this supposed to be a death forum, rather than a stalker forum
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    Pete Doherty

    Er... yes. I agree completely with what you are trying to say. Before the pedants intervene, I find more resemblance to clearly written English in the paragraph quoted above that I have found resemblance to music in anything from Pete Doherty. So what's going on? More importantly, why is it happening? We prefer to be known as the "The Pedantic Society" actually
  18. Ray Kennedy Canadian Paul's got him on his impressive ideas andpossibilities list, so he must still be alive. Perhaps he should run for US President - that coupled with his surname should be enough to see him off.
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    The Dead - 2007

    he's also responsible for bringing us Muttley who I think is worth a mention - I always liked Muttley but think he fell in with the wrong crowd.
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    Doth Death Absolve Us?

    Hey CP, read your stuff and thought about it. Then thought some more. And some more. Decided it was an interesting discussion / bit of soul searching. Not sure I got anywhere towards my own opinion / answers. I guess everyone will have answers that they reconcile with themselves and nobody can have the definitive answers. Just thought I'd let you know I thought it was interesting - maybe something to do with DL and the unpredictability of death.
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    Andy Fordham Memorial Darts Thread

    I liked him on Celebrity Fat Club. I'd argue what he does best is drinking based on the evidence of that show. I'd still much rather see him drinking or throwing darts than dying though - get well soon Mr Viking
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    Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

    He had a stroke according to Israeli news, http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=119009 "relatively" good health versus David Ervine it seems
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    Ruby Muhammad

    maybe she's got such saggy t!ts that it has pulled the skin on her forehead tight That's vulgar, and doesn't even make any sense. If it made sense (or was at all humorous or witty) it might be passable, but it doesn't and so it's just vulgar. In that case I can only apologise and throw myself on the mercy of the court. (Though I'd like to remind the court that the death penalty has been widely criticised recently).
  24. I've gone for Clive Dunn too - he's bullet proof. I reckon he'll score more appearances than Pope JPII and the Queen Mother.
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    Ruby Muhammad

    maybe she's got such saggy t!ts that it has pulled the skin on her forehead tight
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