Existence is Futile

Didn't look too healthy on the preview to his new TV show , possibbly end up with Dutch Elm disease and Yew is a Graveyard tree to boot . Trying to tell us something . Futile

Not now it's a nanny state I think . Futile [Topics merged -- MH]

Did someone mention that classic Cell Block ? I loved it and it would round off the decade wonderfully if that old ginger hag who used to play Bee were to croak if she hasn't planted her fat Aussie arse on a funnewb already . If dear Patrick is up for the Reaper then I would be surprised . Futile

Margaret Thatcher - might trip over Nancy Reagan next time . Futile

You never know , the 5 year survival rate still isn't good ; and remember that chest infection . [Topics merged- NAP]

How has no-one thought of this dead cert ? He is ancient and an absolute banker . Dear old Ken Dodd , I'm sure the taxman will miss him and his tickling stick . Futile you should also take my submission on Hezza a little more seriously , not that I disrespect the man ( he's more of a Marxist than Blair ) but he does look a bit peeky .

Huw about Harry Redknapp ? He's got a face like a slapped arse and isn't the premiership about stress ? I still fancy Sir Alex for the big whisky in the sky though . Futile

Who cares about the money : here's my top 10 1. Shamir 2 . Hussein ( Saddam ) - does January count ? 3 . Mubbarrak 4 . Pavarotti 5 . Keith ( indestructable ) Richards . 6 . Prince Philip - a dead cert . 7 . Fabier Alonso - ( those things ain't safe ) . 8 . Ian Paisley . 9 . Helmut Schmidt . 10 . The Ven Ronald Scruby . Futile

My birthday is June 4 ; do I get a prize ?

Mmmmmm. Just a coincidence you have the exact same IP address as prophet of doom then? (written in lower case) It's a bit trivial to specialise on grammer and spelling . Futile

I hope reasonable is the opposite . Futile

This isn't South Park ; Kenny always dies , as we know . What I wonder about is how muppets who find this site need to make comment if they're not so keen on its contents . This isn't morbid , stupid , personnal or anything like that ; it's much more like gambling . People's lives aren't trivial and I view this as moribund humour as much as any existentialist . Life can be pretty bad sometimes ; it's transient , unfaiar , downright cruel at times and I don't want to be called sick for using this site . If you have real concerns then visit sites on AIDS in sub-Safaran Africa ' and learn how you could contribute instead of slagging off sites like this . Futile

I suggest Sir Alex Ferguson . If they win the league , he can do the double . 70 something , possibly high blood pressure . He's also Scottish ( high mortality rate and may eat Battered Pizzas ) . I am part Scottish myself so it's just an observation . Team hasn't historically enjoyed the smallest check-out rate either . Basically doomed . Futile

Cilla Black - The name forebodes .

Hi , My nomination for 2007 is Pete Docherty . I've known people who've taken enough to re - stock a Boots store and survive ( with one noable exception ) but this guy just can't hack the abuse he gives himself . The signs are ther . Best wishes Futile [Topics merged -- MH]