Terminator

I'm sure he's more fixated on Quakers well-known association with "Oats", rather than their temperance. If he's beginnig to sober up, perhaps he's starting to get feeling back in his extremeties. Boy will be boys......

Sorry for missing the story first time around, but, as it's been resurrected.... Who was the aggressor? If someone has knife wounds on their hands, then that person is not wielding the knife, rather risking hand injury to stop being stabbed. How did you keep the blade steady (as he, presumably, threatened you) as he proceeded to slice open his hands on the blade in front of you? Yessiree....sure sounds MIGHTY dodgy.....

Room 101 candidates: Old farts commentating on the BBC snooker. Not only is it getting increasingly difficult for the old gits (Virgo, Taylor and Thorne) to remind us continually of their (generally, insignificant) snooker careers, but the ON-SCREEN LINES, showing the possible path of the white ball, ARE INTOLERABLE. I can grudgingly accept that this COULD BE informative to the odd viewer, but there is no need WHATSOEVER to continue to overlay the ball's actual path when the shot is played. It's merely there for these old farts to show how "knowedegeable" they are about the game). Personally, I'd rather see how the ball reacts to the cushion; showing the side applied to the shot. The lines completely obscure that view. Can you imagine if this sh*te into football penalty shootout competitions? F*cking old farts....

BBC Radio 4's The Thatcher Years. (6 mins 35 secs). The ending is disappointing - there's no lingering shot of her blubbering in her car, leaving Downing Street.

Probably just started as a lovers' tiff.....

John Stewart's The Daily Show announces "SNOUTGATE '09"

Coffins in the USA Worrying US Show "phone-in" (uploaded a week before Swine Flu was reported

US Congressman Ron Paul (a former Presidential candidate) has raised concerns about the overkill on this situation. He was formerly a physician and refers back to 1976 outbreak..one person died, althoug 20+ died of the immunisation. Nobody yet in the USA has been isolated in hospital, but the US Homeland Security have now got involved (with unbeleievalbe power in thier hands). Given that Obama has agreed to release thousands of US troops for internal "duties" and there are a known 250,000 "family-sized" coffins stacked in the backwoods of the USA, what can you make of this? Preparedness???? If anyone's interested, I can provide links....

Actually, my last contribution never mentioned that particular decaying mass of nothingness....but, as you've raised the subject, her brainiac mum was stopped from getting on her plane, heading to the hub of trash British travellers abroad (the Canaries). I feel sorry for the poor lesbian who had to cavity-search that b*tch. I've sort of realised why Jade's mum is an imbecile....HER parents couldn't even spell Jackie. I'd love to see a "Where do you come from" documentary, tracking back through her "four fathers". I bet there's a lot of Baldrick-type situations going on. If only they'd been born a few hundred years ago.....those runts would have been left to die at birth - or put down, rather than leading the happy "benefits existence". How can humanity progress, when the very obstacles to progression are positively enabled to produce offspring?

'Jack won't find anyone like Jade' According to his mother..... He's thick....of course he'll take things slowly! However, I expect him to hit the clubs on release and bag another slapper straight away.

The Premier League is bent... I hope Rooney shows an ounce of dignity and hands his Best Player bottle of champagne to the real Manure hero...Howard the Duck.

I suppose the remaining East Eurpoean brickies could be set to work rebuilding Hadrian's Wall....

If there's any justice, it's got to be Matt Lucas playing the lead role????? He can do "imbecilic", has the Goody "physique" and lushness of hair to carry off the part; with the bonus of minimal make-up required.

My Fair Lady 2 (Prof Higgins most damning failure) - the musical Slade are always about at Xmas. How about "Goodbye to Jade"?

What a pack of lies!!!! We're first supposed to believe that Jade had actually "written", and, evenmore absurd, her mother was actually "reading"?

Stephen - let life take it's course. As I always say, there's no point beating yourself up about it. (Hopefully. there's always the missus to do it for you.)

I could possibly have mentioned "it" before, nut a prime candidate MUST BE the pretentious leach on society.........OPRAH Preaching to the trailer trash (no deliberate offence, BS) about how they should model their lives around her ("DO IT, GIRL") Using the burger-guzzling lard-arsed hoardes to get fit and eat properly - (except she paraded her personal chef and personal fitness trainer in front of the copulent, blubbery massess in her audience) It's amazing these sheople didn't wake up from their grazing to notice that she got bored with all the health sh*t and is busily back at the trough (and making up for lost time, by the looks of things). Only in America......I reckon most of the hungry heifers couldn't wait for OPRAH to fall by the wayside*, to re-embark on eating as much as can be gorged into their mouths. * They must have all known that "her fatness" wouldn't be able to resist her craving forever. Her next appearance could well be in the Guinness Book of Records. Meanwhile, back to the point, I'm hoping the useless lump of blubber explodes on New Year's Day 2010. Of course, I'd be much happier if I've been wildly optimistic with that date. Rumours abound that her long-time boyfriend was seeing his ex-boyfriend and when the Atlanta Dumptruck heard about it, it was straight to the cake shop for the wobbling walrus. If she's 18 stone now, then give it a few months of intensive snacking and she could simply slip into anonymity....after all, if she gets even larger, she'd become less noticeable.

I did watch the programme when it was aired live. Knowing the way Tommy Cooper performed on stage...anything could happen when he tumbled on stage after a number of gins. What drove my original misunderstanding of the event was the assistant coolly ignoring something strange happening behind her (while she sorted out his props). I did think it was a strange moment. However, this was a live show that had to work within the timeframes of advertising breaks. I hoped that Tommy was exploiting the moment to straddle a (forced) TV break for the live audience and continue his performance. (Although, in reality, the sound from the audience just before it went to the commercials was worrying.) To be honest, after the break if he'd simply got up and produced one of his big laughs, all the viewers would have been relieved. Sadly not.

The IMDb lists Tammy Fawe as being 4'11'', whereas Farah Fawcett is 5'6.5"...at least 10 per cent taller. The additional skeletal mass etc would have to be factored in.

Stephanie Parker, an actress in some Welsh TV drama tosh, has been found dead - aged 22. A youngster hanging themself in Wales? Who'd haved guessed.

At least Madonna got to adopt something (recovery position)

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I suppose it could be a huge colostomy bag...