Terminator

Good attempt, but this ain't the picture association thread..... I have noticed that all reference to the scumbag Tweed refer to him as "Jade Goody's Widow". I bet when he comes out of his luxurious prison sentence, he won't be fighting his new "brand name".

Wasn't the "sadly" a tad unnecessary (a "full stop" or "period" would surely have been more accurate)?

He'll probably (outwardly reluctantly) resist being known as her "widower", but the association is just a little too tempting to resist. Let's hope he next shacks up with Heather Mills - with the same fatal result. He could embrace the more memorable nomenclature "Widowmaker". All I have to do then is hook him up with my ex-missus.

Goody's widower jailed for attack

Oscar-nominated film producer Simon Channing-Williams has died of cancer, aged 64.

Are we polluters also responsible for the increasing temperatures on the other planets within our solar system? Perhaps we are just caught up in a grand-scale solar heating cycle(?)

Please don't tell me you intend to ingest your own vomit! I mean better your own than someone else's, but it won't do you any good you know. And it probably won't taste too yummy either. French-kissing Jade Goody (pre-death) would be a good reason for ingesting your vomit. The event itself would kick-start a "gag reflex".

..and what would Columbo make of that....hmmm...

So? Well, I just thought I'd throw in that snippet of information. Do you think it might have been a tad unnecessary? DDP, you missed the point. "So?" was a Peter Gabriel album.

I don't believe DNA has a "best before" date. On an associated note, I do know a civil servant who was caught w*nking - and depositing - into a lady*'s shoes (late at night in the office). Somehow, since then, he even got promoted...(?) * she'd left them under her desk.

Surely all female Daily Mail readers should be scared of EVERYTHING if they religiously read that rag.

Parkinson: 'Goody was exploited' . I don't suppose Max Clifford is Parky's publicist, then?

You could always get a dog of your own and keep it in your back garden all night. That'd give him a taste of his own medicine. Or phone the RSPCA. Or shoot the f****r. I'd go for slow poisoning - if only for the added bonus of the dog squirting sh*t all over the neighbour's carpets before its painful demise.

I hope the mourners are an undercover "flash mob" and spontaneously dance on her grave...can't wait for the advert.

...with the sole (current) exception of Goody's protracted lingering.

Hang about....which one's Jade?

"Common treatments for hysterical women, and they were invariably women, included opium, the removal of the clitoris and incarceration." What about the old fashioned pelvic massage treatment? Hysteria is derived from the Ancient Greek for "uterus".

When she's forgotton (hopefully SOON), they could simply rename the statue in honour of Mat Lucas

Henry's now the oldest ever UK man

I do believe you will find that there is no evidence that the Royal Family are drug dealers/pushers.

Why didn't he say "just a girl"? (The rest of his comment simply reinforces the meaning of a "girl")

Dia, you've got me thinking about t-shirt sizes and their prices. Over-sized t-shirts are generally much cheaper in price because most people aren't so large. I honesty think over-sized t-shirts should be sold at the most ridiculous prices, so the heavyset people can go on diets and so the gangsta can walk around without having a longer skirt than his girlfriend. That's right, I'm talking wardrobe evolution here. When I say a ridiculous price, I mean something truly unfair. I can just imagine the over-sized sale sign in front of the store window "$150 - $400" for over-sized T shirt. And this will create a hysteria like no regular-sized t-shirt owner has ever seen. The morbidly obese pimp daddy might not be so happy about it but sometimes a scale and a serious look in the mirror is the best way to face our own reality. I say we increase the price of a product which makes the obese lifestyle a hell of a lot easier and besides, the product has been inappropriately used by a younger generation for long enough. That's right, bed sheets belong on beds and only beds. I have to agree.........naturally, grudgingly. If clothing, to fit morbidly-obese people (ie Americans), was prohibitively expensive, perhaps those same walruses might consider eating within normal human consumption levels. (As for pimps, they'll just jack up their bitches' prices.) During Chris Rock's recent tour, he did make a similar point.....don't bother about guns, just make bullets absurdly expensive; that way, the person pulling the trigger might think twice before wasting a grand. However, I do get the feeling that you are hiding behind a mask and are really that "pimp daddy".

Well the flies would obviously congregate around the fetid kebab.

I prefer not to be called the Antichrist but if it suits your understanding of my existence, be my guest Termi. I also haven't nominated myself for anything. I exploited my opinion. I'm assuming that you can tell the diff er ence. The Antichrist is no way a speck of insignificance. So, at last we agree on something - you're NOT the Antichrist. By the way, that misplaced super-ego of yours needs a bit of fine-tuning. Have you ever considered trepaning?