Terminator

Take me to the P(i)lot ???

Perhaps Max Clifford could now turn his attention to Swayze....?

Is this a confession of your past sins/self? Now you've expressed your inner demons....what comes next? Head spinning and levitation? And is this the first example of someone nominated themselves for Room 101?

Finally, a real reason to celebrate Mother's Day. Congrats, VT, on your fine choice. (I do think my choice is a moral victory.)

Goody nurse's vehicle vandalised "Police were called to the home of Jade Goody after a car belonging to a nurse caring for the terminally-ill reality TV star was damaged, apparently by vandals. a Toyota Yaris parked outside Goody's home ...had been dented and had a window smashed." Police believe the weapon was probably a golf club, but are at a loss to explain who could have possibly done it. Kind Hearts and Coronets? Hmmm...who would benefit from Jade being unable to get to hospital and expiring without assistance? Go Tweed. You certainly are focused.

I don't think so. He can't be a minicab driver and I don't believe a dalek would fit the headroom for a taxicab either.

The hammer woman got close.....I reckon she just "bottled it". Damn!

Is that near 'Beech'yhead? You seem not to have twigged about my earlier comment regarding suffering and fools. I'll also have you know that my extensive fan club has branches throughout the South East. As it's unfair to you (if you never saw the responses), it was simply that another member misread your comments as antagonistic, whereas I pointed out your continuation of the tree-based references showed (to me) that it was a light-hearted response. It does show how touchy at least one of the moderators is. Actually, is it possible to elevate Banshee Scream to moderator level? I reckon a few moments after (s)he clicks the <add reply> button, (s)he wishes that could be extracted. In the end, it'd save everyone the torture of ill-spelt drivel....includibf the author.

I believe the thread is related to you because you started it. Didn't you Royce. Royce?????

The Government makes a lot of profit off of cigarettes and quitting, which quitting among society in the passed ten years has increased, gives them less profit. The idea would be making the alternative to quitting more expensive so the profit is retained. There are growing populations in the sub-continents and smoking is rife. The tobacco companies have a guaranteed market out there; I don't think they're too bothered about the "West". After all, the effort they need to guarantee a quality fag, required in the "First World", doesn't even exist out there. Large® profits all round.

I reckon he's just been de-toxing in preparation for St Patrick's Day.

Actually, hats off to Tweed. He's getting all these nightly curfews rescinded, pops round for the "couple" photo-shoot and get an update from Clifford. Allegedly, two minutes later..."I've had enough of this sh*t, I'm off to the nightclub. Where's me golf club and where's me cab?"

I hope you aren't tee-total, but wished you'd had a hefty drink beforehand?

Jade's family prepare for the end It's entirely appropriate that this event is headlines in an entertainment website. So, she intends to include antagonising the Indian community in her final "live" event?

Near miss for the 2008 Gazza Deathtlist predictors...

They should Cask of Amotillado him Visit My Website As a variation, perhaps they should inter him in the prison he constructed, and allow a different gay visitor to drop in every day to interfere with his arsehole. That way you could sell tickets for those inclined, watch it on the box on some German hardcore satellite channel for those inclined and the state wouldn't be out of pocket. Let's hope the Big Brother producers don't pick up your idea....

Trial starts Something occurred to me...what would have happened if Fritzl had dropped dead before he was rumbled? He would have let them rot to death, confined in their sound-proof cellar. What an evil bastard.

My "why can't we all get along" post was one of the deleted victims. It's pretty obvious who would be motivated to removed the two (or more?) posts.

I'd guess Tweed has neither asked, nor even wants, the curfew transferred to their matrimonial home. After all, he's got what he wants...he's married her "brand", so why bother with any of the rest of her? On a separate point.....Clifford's assertion that Tweed had only left her bedside, during the hammer incident, to get a coffee frankly takes some swallowing (no, I wasn't referring to the coffee). I'd like to see CCTV evidence to prove Tweed was doing more than stopping by for a few minutes. Come on, Max?

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