Terminator

Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. ...or a shish for her kebab.

But for her "fame", she would have been eligible for a state (benefit) funeral.

It's probably just the botox...

Goody's hubbie is a bit of a rascal...

How will the doctors identify when she slips from living to brain dead?

Thanks.......but. no thanks. Have a nice day (no sarcasm intended)

Mmmmm. It was something silly. I had forgotten to nail the back on. I take it all back. Flat pack furniture is wonderful, and I am stupid. And I only hit my thumb with the hammer three times. But I said 'f**k', 'cock' and 'cunting bastard wankface' twelve, nine and twenty seven times respectively. I am now off to open a bottle of wine. As a youthful Terminator, I assembled a cabinet for a neighbour. It all fitted together perfectly until I set it upright and tried to fit the doors. As much as I tried. I couldn't get the doors to align right. It was only when I spoke to a mate, he did ask whether I'd made sure the unit was "spirit-leveled" (doh!)

Well said, TAFKAG. It must make Clifford's day to hear that some meaningless non-entity (who'd soon in any case be assigned to media obscurity) is terminally ill. Ker-Ching!!! A frenzied period of selling those last days to the higherst bidder (for teh appropaite big "cut"). The whole sleezy business, of which he's a MAJOR part in the UK, should be expunged from this world - like any other dangerous vermin or virus.

Thanks for the colonial clarification. In the UK, we allow our greater wealth of grammar and spelling to differentiate between two words that (vaguely) sound the same. English vocabulary caters for "ass" and "arse" (just not in the same way). In fact, we even BOTHER to pronouce them differently.....the clue is they are different words, meaning different things. That must cause all sorts of confusion in middle-USA...."honest. officer, I was only fondling the farmer's wife's ass"...etc Get over it. After all. we have to deal with Microsoft's insidious dumbing-down and mangling of proper English.

Edward Upward died on the 13th February 2009. His name should be removed from the list as well. A burial will surely mean downward for Upward.

LB, how can you suddenly introduce BS into a forum dedicated to an isolated, stunted, megalomaniacal imbecile? (In hindsight, that was rhetorial.)

That would be a moderator's "in-joke" then. (possible post number 125009-ish)

Actually, the geranium is the flower of stupidity,folly. It's on the internet so it must be true. Good shot Toast, bloody brilliant. "She's a skin-bald, wizzened......she has to be Good...eeee"

Until it was explained to her, she probably thought it was a designer accessory...

Dodgy kebab, anyone?

It does sound as though you were that student's teacher. In which case, you may wish to note (and pass on to the "former student") that the word is "shudder". I only hope you're teaching in the USA (in which case the odd squiggle you see in my response is actually called punctuation). Happy to help.

I thought the parents simply had to send in a photocopy of their bank statement/share portfolio.

In the '80s, a US wrestler, Bob Holley, used to be introduced as a "two time champion" a two-time world champion - with a nod to his motor racing feats. Jerry Lawler commented "how hard is it to keep turning left for two hunderd miles?". I have to say I agreed then when I heard it - and still agree to this day.

Room 101 needs to include press coverage, guaranteed to waste pages on the claims that some teenager stabbed to death in the small hours of the morning was a "good boy", "went to church", "loved his mum" and the rest of that sh*te. Given the overwhelming majority turn out to have a criminal record belying their years - and nasty little thugs who are better off this earth - why not wait a day or so before interviewing the family. As well as hearing their repetitious laments, the journalists could then ask them how can they be "angels", when they are actually downright vermin? Also to ask them, as grieving parents, to tell the cameras what they SHOULD have done to have reared their brood up properly.

Ingo's Bingo's number's up.

What happened to the other two triplets?

Sorry...I stand corrected. Monty Python performed it live, I don't believe they included it in the TV series(?)