Terminator

He must really have the horn for BS then? The Horn?! Why Handy, thats language i didnt think, for one moment, was part of your extensive vocabulary. Im quite shocked and, well, a tad excited, actually.. Keep the filthy language coming!! I was loathe to even show any recognition of the responses as it would probably throw "oil on the fire". Luckily, I was sufficiently p*ssed off by a Chelsea supporter tonight. Nice input from a couple of birds.....probably a full moon on 14 December (90th anniversary* of deregulating the "real" vote).....no surprises, lads.... * A chick will probably explain (though it may well ramble...) Actually, apart from what I may just have written, I don't know where Handrejka developed her personal paranoia against me(?) I am quite frankly bemused that she feels she may be "the one". Get over it. Have you trawled back through my contributions? As my unfailing chat-up to the birds goes, "You are not the first; but neither will you be the last.".... If I have in any way offended you, I apologise. But, as I haven't, I can't.

Socks would be a handy pick, what with losing nine lives an' all....

First, if the picture association was embedded in the Room 101 thread, both strings would be more difficult to follow (given these are both regularly-added-to sites). Second, if you " do not get them all", is it everyone else's problems..or a little closer to home?

...where'd you get those peepers...

To take Lardy's approach - I have 27 within 2 miles In Croydon, I've got 30 within two miles. It'd probably be higher if the BNP was a little more radical...

Computer data is held in binary. In which case, shouldn't the Room 101 thread have finished at page 5? Sad, but true.

Perhaps he simply believes he is Gazza or was having a post-victory "Flintoff" moment(?)

By any chance, has someone peeked into their poundshop Christmas crackers.....?

Possible nod to the last TWO submissions....

1 horn on a unicorn 9 planets in the solar system (err...not quite true?) 32 degrees fahrenheit at which water freezes

I've done the easy ones..... 1 = H on a U 1 = W on a U wheel on a unicycle 3 = B M (S H T R) blind mice (see how they run) 4 = Q in a G quarters in a game 5 = D in a Z C 7 = D of the W days of the week 7 = B for S B brides for seven brothers 7 = W of the A W 8 = S on a S S 9 = P in the S S 9 = J on the S C 11 = P on a F T players on a football team 12 = S of the Z signs of the zodiac 15 = M on a D M C men on a dead man’s chest 13 = S on the A F stripes on the American flag 18 = H on a G C holes on a golf course 21 = D on a D 24 = H in a D hours in a day 26 = L of the A 29 = D in F in a L Y days in February in a leap year 32 = D F at which W F 40 = D and N of the G F days and nights of the great flood 50 = W to L Y L ways to leave your lover 54 = C in a D (W Js) cards in a deck (with jokers) 57 = H V Heinz varieties 60 = S in a M seconds in a minute 64 = S on a C B squares on a chess board 76 = T in the B P trombones in the big parade 88 = P K 90 = D in a R A 99 = B of B on the W bottles of beer on the wall 200 = D for P G in M 1000 = W that a P is W 1001 = A N Arabian nights

What's the relevance of her hair - unless you're trying to imply something "racial"? I'd guess he must be a neighbour of yours.....poor sod!

Let's not forget the all-important Austrian "von Trapp-doors" (to the basement).

That's because it's all falling in the town where I live, about 40 miles south of Edinburgh, it started at 8 o'clock this morning and has only just stopped, a brief respite I think... If it's any consolation, I woke up "down south" to clear blue skies and sunshine, which is still the case. As I said, only if it's any consolation.

A perfect example of oxyMORON.

That's some imagination.....

Winny, sweetheart. Would this not have been better suited to Ask a Deathlister? I know you meant to post it there but the pull of Room 101 was, for you, like a Dog pissing up its favourite tree. Never admit to being a cheapskate! To be fair, it was a difficult choice. On the one hand it is a general question, but on the other it is very annoying. you will need to purchase the apprpriate I'm interested in the answer to this one too, I have a similar problem. With Word, I mean, not with being a cheapskate. If the product key your brother-in-law gave you does not work with the trial version then I don't see any problem uninstalling the trial version (I doubt Microsoft will make that an easy task, cnuts that they are) then re-installing the full version. Theoretically you definitely shouldn't lose your files but since computers are as tempremental as a military dictatorship, I suggest investing in a passport or full size external drive to make a back up copy. Of course I do not practise what I preach, I just use my external drive to take files off my laptop to encourage the hamsters to run faster. Backing up is one of those have to be in the mood moments. The problem is that Microsoft are just bundling "trial versions" with new computers (probably because they lost a law-suit and cannot be the sole software delverers, by default, to all PCs). What it means is that you will need to purchase the appropriate Microsoft software to actually use the applications you thought you would have full use of......I agree, they're b*stards. Once you have the application disks (Vista/Windows XP) and enter the product key, then your applications SHOULD start (might need a re-boot). Anyhow, I recently went through the process amd still had to get onto Microsoft for them to recognise my valid ID.

From "me ol'alma mater"...

Of course not, Madame. The current "Anti - Star Crossed" patch he has been using is losing it's effect. I know he is going to have "a slip" very soon .. Star Crossed is beginning to feel very weak. Come on Star Crossed, come on out. The fear cannot confine you once the fear is appoached. I know you are reading, I know you are slipping. It's only a matter of time before that crave overtakes him .. Yeah...you're obviously the clarion call for Star Crossed to return.....NOT!!! (only comical west of the Atlantic)

If your avatar is anything to go by, I wouldn't be too concerned/anxious.... That avatar is the legendary Shari Lewis. Handy may not have found the very best piccy of her but, trust me, in her heyday Ms Lewis was gorgeous!!! Dont dis Shari!!! Yes, she was a fine looking woman in her day, and talented too. Sadly there don't seem to be many photos of her around. As for me, I wasn't offended. I'm no Grace Kelly, (but then again I'm no Ruth Kelly either. ) Worry is over with now by the way. I don't believe I said anything wrong, but if I were somewhat "gauche", it's probably because I'm left-handed".

Stuck for something to do while stuck at Clapham Junction this evening, I picked up Friday's "London Lite" and there was a small article which I thought would have been mentioned here. Namely. he has converted to Islam (as Mikaael - or something). can someone please corroborate? If so, how do Islamic's deal with paedophilia? Does the old "eye for an eye" mean that the father of the abused gets a go at the abuser's kids? Some may say "fair enough", but what happens if those perpetrators don't have kids. It just goes to show how complicated religion really is.....sigh.....