Terminator

Joe's starting to look like Lloyd Bridges (95 and a possible candidate for next year)...

I was at Wembley for the home game against Kazakhstan and it was interesting to read the England players' comments on the treatment of Ashley Cole (after he arrogantly kicked the ball into a danger area and gave an easy goal to the visitors). Either those braniacs (Ferdinand and Lampard) are as stupid as they portray themselves - or had been briefed by the FA - but the booing of Cole was utterly justified...in the first half everthing developed on the left side (ie via Cole) and he ballooned every cross. In addition, the pre-mentioned puppets mentioned that some of the crowd applauded Cole. They just don't get it. It was an IRONIC applause when he managed to pass the ball to a team mate. Those same buffoons referred to this as "support from the fans". It was going to be a frustrating match as the opponents were always going to sit behind the ball. However, Barry and Lampard (and Cole, obviously) were awful in the first half. The changes in the second half made the telling difference. On a side topic, I used to captain a pool team in London and one of the players was Ashley Cole's dad. He had renounced him....as a West Indian guy, there are certain things you cannot accept your boy doing. I suppose it'll be in his "Kiss and Tell" book when his football career ends.....so it should be in the bookshelves soon. Hang on.....has this turned into some form of rant....? It didn't start out like this.

A bit more news here. It does read a bit like an obituary......

The greatest Scotsman (on so many levels) has to be George Galloway.

Fans? To me, he came across as a complete "berk" (in the true sense of the rhyming slang..."Berkley Hunt"). (S)He'll resurface- just like those obstinate turds, which refuse to be flushed down the bog.....so I've heard.

Dare they cremate him? All together now.... "Chestnut's roasting in an open fire"

Sounds like quite a catch for Banshee Screams......

You know, in my times of stress, the thought that its all going down the pan, and I think it is, its so comforting to pop on here and read the kind of post that puts everything into perspective. Thanks Lardy I Love you. Regards LFN It didn't all go down the pan for the Duke, obviously. Wasn't his final film role as "The Sh*test"?

I'm Spartacus.

I'm hoping you meant the collective term for dog turds is a "Damien Hurst". Art can be so cruel, but so accurate.

BS has been skulking hereabouts, cunningly disguised as different posters. You don't have to strain yourself to spot them. I'm sure you can work out which ones. That sounds like a double-bluff.....are you BS after all, Honez? (I'll get me coat.)

At least Hunt only has a knee that has brought him shame. Keane has everything wrong with him, mouth, arms, legs & head. How funny he is now only a reserve team striker. I just wish at least one part of his anatomy will get us a friggin' goal against the mancs on Saturday, hope springs eternal.... This is such an important game, tho' Liverpool have yet to look threatening up front at all. I just hope something clicks on the day and they do far more than play a supporting role on Saturday. For my part, as a "Battersea boy", I was a Chelsea supporter through the 60s and early 70s, but I just loved the way Liverpool passed the ball around intelligently during the early 70s (like West Germany at the time) and I decided to support a team that played attractive football. I still get a huge amount of stick from local Chelsea fans, but....am I bovvered? Personally, I can't believe that ManUre are such a huge betting price to reclaim the Premiership, given the money is all on Chelsea.........unbelievable. If the price is right, I may well dabble a grand or so on ManUre at almost 5 / 2 (have I confused this with the betting string?)

I hate this last year's chewing gum adverts aimed at the lowest "human" denominator, just to jump on some "street cool" bandwagon. (eg, mastication for the nation, etc) It's interesting that the companies have targeted "street yoots" as their key audience for advertising. Of all the people in the country, they are - by far - the least likely to dispose of their gum responsibly and simply spit it out onto the street - generally provocatively. Oi, Gordon Brown (I know you are a keen browser). why not surcharge gum companies to recompense the cost of removing the residue from the streets? Isn't simply chewing on the street an arrestable offence in Malaysia? Any problems with resistence. simply empower your traffic warden stooges to shoot on sight. Sorted!

Friendly fire?

I told you brussel sprouts gave me gas, but did you listen? Noooooo, you made me eat them anyway! Or...I'm a flying "Banshee" and I appear to have put my jeans on "back to front" tonight.

And, now you've announced it, how do you propose to make it look like an accident? Have you any date in mind?

I seem to have lurched from Basset hound to Bloodhound...still. a dog's a dog.

This could equally apply to a religion, another religion and a Halibut.