Terminator

yes this is my real name, and gloria stuart was not on the titanic, she was the old lady in the movie havent you seen titanic? were you born after 1997??? I haven't seen Titanic, is it compulsary? ps. If you press the shift key at the same time as a letter on your keyboard it produces a capital letter on the screen. It's jolly clever, and makes ones posts more readable. Misplaced apostrophes and the current fad of using lower case for proper names really winds me up! Please ignore this...similar comments to what I had posted have already been made above.

Off course the Channel Islanders reacted differently...their historical ancestry is primarily French. Point made.

I wouldn't be too sure of that, apparently he likes the thought of being inside. [allegedly] I'm certain, if found guilty, Jacko will take it on the chin (or, more accurately, just a little ABOVE the chin).

Michael Jackson is truly the (Jonathan) King of Pop.

Barking. I never did get where this thread was going. Even the thread's description has me stumped. Anyone care to paraphrase what lion was trying to communicate, despite their obvious handicap?... Poor thing. It must be difficult for 'em, y'know. Perhaps lion means that though "good english (sic) language colleges do exist", (s)he does not meet the minimum standard....

Great idea....if I can just ensure David Prowse is there at the same time...... But they'll never be in a convention together. Two different conventions. Exactly.....it's going to take some careful planning.....

And...thank you too, questy.

Thank you, football fan.

I resisted for a while, but here goes.... Rude Kid, you obviously have the analytical grasp of an amoeba. How can you jump to simplistic conclusions like that? It's a form of deluded arrogance, you know.

I repeat.....Terminator is NOT One Man Jury...!

Ah, so One-man-Jury is really twelve good men and true, all in the one cranium. Now I truly see the irony behind the moniker. I can assure you that Terminator is NOT One Man Jury!!!!

Great idea....if I can just ensure David Prowse is there at the same time......

Time to get measured up for anoraks....

Interesting that you have chosen the deathlist site to declare your commitment to necrophilia. By the way, I'm not keen on Charlotte either.

I see Macauley Culkin's been finally named as a Jacko abuse victim. In Home Alone, the robbers managed to intrude into Macauley Culkin's property - whereas Jacko managed to intrude into his person. Watch out for the sequel...."Homo Alone".

Yes, I think a funeral is usually a fairly good barometer of the state someone's health.

| believe Jimmy Carter did not travel to attend the Pope's funeral. Is this an indication of declining health?

And it traps your bloody fingers! My exboyfriend managed to trap his 'bits' in the boot of a Maxi (whatever that is) when he was seven. He had to wait, in considerable agony, whilst his parents unlocked the boot and freed him. I felt a shudder run through me when I read that...

Yes, please tell.... I've a signed photo of both Kirk and Picard and am waiting for the "appropriate moment" to shift it on eBay.

Or more properly, du hasst

Er....a bit if inconsistency on the kid's age there....

I'd say this is wrong. They were terrified he'd do his old party trick and fall down the stairs while getting off the plane in Rome so reducing a solumn occasion to one of farce. That would be a novel take on kissing the tarmac..

Can we get these postings back on track with the Argie, pygmy lard-a*se, please?

Soon to be known as Saul "Six Foot" Bellow...

Actually 100% of lung cancer patients die......eventually.