Terminator

Or he's in "in-tent-sive" care... wow, I'm on a roll....

He may have "big topped" himself.....?

I've just realised that Charles may be trying to emulate Richard the third*. If his impending marriage compromises his chances of becoming King, then truly he will have acheived the famous quote "A horse, a horse, my Kingdom for a horse". * for our American readers, Richard III may confuse and sound like a film sequel (remember the problems with "The Madness of King George III" out there?).

If the jury are not influenced, they will return the correct verdict - GUILTY. It is the fact that his victims are children that makes what he has done (repeatedly) so vile. Apart from a life sentence, he should be either physically or chemically castrated. Definately one for termination...... I'll be back.

Who said whitney's Career is 'dead'? What r u on? Hopefully, not the same stuff as the matchstick woman....

Blah, blah, blah.....

The ideal way for Maradona to immediately lose 20lb of ugly fat is by re-introducing the guillotine. I'd be more than happy to pull the lever.

That's a good one I don't know, he'd probably jump at the chance of being somewhere dark, surrounded by a load of minors.... After all - he is the pits!!!!!

She must be thinking...."there is no life without hope".

"neck and neck"? Sounds like a group hanging to me..... I think the nazis are ahead on that one: von Ribberntrop Streicher Keitel etc.....

....although perhaps something like, '...were at the time part of a major military power', would give your post a little more gravitas, and make it sound less like a homoerotic fantasy Just a thought You boys and your macho avatars. Ah, go and boil your head. Or better still, go forth and multiply. Nice to see you quoting the bible, OMJ.

I agree. For the sake of religious and spiritual balance in Northern Ireland, Paisley* should be put to the torch as soon as humanly possible. * Of course, I mean both Ian Paisley and his equally-bigoted son.

Do ziss, do zatt....! Sounds like Fritz is listing his objectives for the day....(I wonder who the "you" is though....)

... although perhaps something like..'when the finest army in the world arrived', would give your post a little more gravitas, and make it sound less like a homoerotic fantasy. Just a thought You boys and your macho avatars I'm think I'm beginning to repeat myself. I class this recent string of argie moans and whines as a "job well done".

Yeah....like anyone gives a toss (Jacko excluded, of course)

Have you really counted them? It has to be said though that the title of this thread is true as far as I am concerned. I really do like my little man, and would be sorry to lose him. At nearly half a century he still has vim and vigour even though he doesn't get out much any more. I would hate to have to replace him with one of those nasty little bags. That must be posting number 51 then?

The comicbook Hulk character's alter ego is Bruce Banner. For some reason, the TV series starring Bill Bixby changed the name to David Banner. Perhaps they thought "Bruce" was too Australian (and I recall Homer J Simpson complaining that gays had taken all the good names...incuding Bruce), so perhaps they didn't want the Hulk to be seen as a gay icon.

It's a good job then that Michael doesn't need a manager these days.... Still, lung cancer has less stigma attached to it than AIDS.......

I don't mind anyone having a dig at most of the African archbishops, but.... don't mess with my Tutu. You're full with brilliant one liners today aren't you? The chances are rather slim that would happen though. I also wonder what name he would be given/take. Thanks for your insightful feedback. In Rome, Dessie-baby would probably be known as "Papa Tutu" (kinda got a ring to it, huh?)

That's right....all you have to praise is a cheat (and a fat, drug-ridden waste of space to boot!). Still, he's probably a real girl-puller compared to your average "Joe Argentina". Anyhow, it's only a game of football.....not quite the same as the humiliation that the cowards who invaded the Falklands soon received when real warriors arrived on the scene. If you are interested in others' opinions about Argies, I suggest you look up the Max Schmeling postings elsewhere on this site.

I don't mind anyone having a dig at most of the African archbishops, but.... don't mess with my Tutu.

Like vultures to a carcass....

Forget "...judged one day", you are judged here and now. You are guilty of the charge of being a nutter - now go away! Amen

Nope, the Cardinals can elect whomever they choose, technically, however, "popification" politics is millennia advanced beyond any other. I think think you 'll find that the choice of a new pope will take a great deal of "pontificating" Am I on a roll or wot?!

Mr Josco I note that you have added approx 50 separate contributions to this particular discussion string. Is it to perpetuate your ego? The truth must be told. Cybernetically yours, Terminator