Terminator

I won't argue with that. Well, I might argue with the spelling but not the sentiment. Ouch...that hurts. As for the boy (Prince Charles), he must be torn between his monarchist and German roots...... On the one hand, he could choose to have the reporter (Nicholas Witchell) removed to the Tower of London in preparation for a beheading, or.... choose the German way of having the reporter put up against a wall, blindfolded and then shot....along with a dozen or so of his colleagues.

It's pretty simple Mr Losaplmas7 (what happened to versions 1 to 6?), the British monarchy are a joke in themsleves. It just makes the joke more pleasing when the monarchy are associated with the Bosch. Two jokes for the price of one.

Obviously not a shadow of his former self.

I'm thinking......he's either 84 or 85. End of thought.

Let me add my congratulations along with the others. Is Mrs ff currently unconscious?

I take it the "we" is you and the voices in your head?

Does `Phil The Greek' know this? Drat, you're right, and he's a Kebab-sucker! I think I'll burn my union jack underpants. OMJ, why can't we all just get along....

If she picks up accents as easy as husbands, her accent ought to be all over the place. Here's her shopping list.... Nicky Hilton: hotel-chain heir Michael Wilding: actor Michael Todd: producer Eddie Fisher: singer Richard Burton: actor Richard Burton: actor (again) John Warner: Became U.S. senator because of being married to Elizabeth Taylor Larry Fortensky: trucker I like the way her choice in men deteriorated along with her acting career and her age.... Liz Taylor, "trucker's moll" Wasn't there a rumour that she and Whacko might get spliced (around the time of the Jordy Chandler abuse sensation)? Gawd blimey, what woud their progeny be like?????

OBJECTION, M'LUD!!!!!

Close, but no cigar..... Hang on...are you suggesting that Emlyn was having an affair with Lily Savage??

I was just wondering if they played that Osmonds' hit at Emlyn's funeral....?

Here's a few reasons to invest in Belgium: 1. It's not full of Germans 2. It's not full of Argies 3. It's not full of Frenchmen

I wish I could muster the enthusiasm to bother to care...... What a shower they are! A golden shower maybe. Thanks for the repetition (I didn't get it the first time).

Cochran was no more than a glorified ambulance chaser who used his ethnicity to champion wealthy people of colour - and line his pockets in the process. Sadly, I watched the whole OJ trial and, if it wasn't for Barry Scheck's professional destruction of the prosecution's evidence-gathering, OJ would have been "dispatched" appropriately. Cochran was just playing the racist card.

I wish I could muster the enthusiasm to bother to care......

I would strongly suggest that any form of thermonuclear device is detonated above ground for maximum effect. If it's planted somewhere in Liverpool, it'll get nicked.

It looks as though it's time for you to hit the Friends Reunited site to "look up" some old boys......

It's amazing how certain sentences read when taken out of context.....

She's not dead. Now hop it! Wasn't Rosa Parks famous for travelling on a bus???? Was it the one where the bus had to maintain a speed of at least 50mph or a bomb would explode?

AHHHHHHHhhhhhh...... Bless You, Your Holiness! Probably a sneeze. Could have been a trouser-burp that went horribly wrong, of course! I reckon the turtle's head had just poked out when the photo was taken.

Now that would be a worry...! After a couple of coke cans of wine, you could (allegedly) imagine Jacko asking to see Junior's "magic wand" and magically producing fluid from it (without even using his hands).

Is "given a hard time inside" a description of what happened to his rectal cavity during his time in prison?

Got the date, Arnie? I predict it will occur around 15 August - but, of course, it could be higher or lower than a 15.

The Evening Standard newstand hoarding says "Pop mogul released from prison". Surely, it should have read "Predatory paedophile released".

Too true, mate. Especially with zealots like you around to go on and on and on about it....... Are you really "John"? You sound suspiciously like Eileen (see her contributions to the Sister Lucia postings).