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...er....you do realise this is a deathlist site - not a Brucie sycophant site? However, I do agree with you, Bruce is a class performer (although he's not as good as he personally thinks he is!). He thought he was on par with the likes of Sinatra's rat pack. He's talented, just not THAT talented. He will be missed later this year.

Good to see Jacko playing the sanity card. I heard a snippet on the radio that his entourage includes his personal magician "Majestik Magnificent". If justice prevails and this sick predator is found guilty, perhaps Jacko gullibly believes "Majestik" will spirit him away (or provide a magic carpet?). It justs gets sadder the more that is revealed about the nutter.

Oops, obviously dnot know my Elaine from my Eileens Lets ask Marc Almond Marc Almond?? I think Jacko is in a very good position* for the youth perspective. * Probably on his knees

Obviously, given the pontiff's refusal to stand down, the Vatican must have a crap pension plan. Fancy making him toil until he pop's his clogs (are they the "shoes of a fisherman"?).

Unfortunately, the story about Cathering the Great and the horse is a myth (doh!).

With Michael's apparent penchant for "getting on his knees" for his boys, he could consider countersuing them for attempted choking/asphyxiation?

How about buying more "accommodating" trousers and then get elasticated waistbands stitched in? If you get them in a longer length, you can pull them up a la Simon Cowell. That should remove the stomach branding. Glad to be of assistance.

...and how much it fries your brain....(at least the spelling portion).

I can guess his knees were trembling.....but what on earth could have been weeping?

Does one need a tissue when the issue is at hand? In Whacko's case, I'm sure he'd find it all hard to swallow.

Can we all please try and focus on the issue at hand......when is Jacko going to do the honourable thing??????

Well spotted, big naz. Obviously, primordial slime will be exploited by those further up the evolutionary chain. Do try your best for this NOT to happen to you.....tho' you write as if this is a forlorn hope. Your first comment sounds as though you'[ve taken a pasting or two from heavyweights in your time....

Who intimated you were dead? Don't be alarmed, it's probably just one of them voices only you can hear from time to time. Keep taking the medication..... "City in the clouds"? I think you have mistranslated "Cloud Cuckoo Land"

VORTEX – The Domestos that never made it. The famous commercial from about 1990 sees Professor Neil Butler testing for germs. That same commercial was slightly “doctored” in an episode of Victor Lewis Smith’s Ads Infinitum. Not long after, it wasn’t just the germs that were dead but the bleach as well. Sorted!

...guilty of murdering Robert Blake's wife??? Wow, he is in a whole heap of doo doo. Does anyone know if Jacko's chatup line with the boys is "Sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up"?

Dear oh dear oh dear...... Victor, you have obviously succumbed to Jacko's clever marketing influence. If your balls haven't dropped yet, you are EXACTLY the cannon fodder he is on the lookout for.

Well said..... If you look back at the coverage of ODB (Ol' Dead B*stard) in teh Deathlist site, you will see there are many contributors who feel exactly as you do.

Beyond her eyes,beauty and talent, whatever--the fact is there hasn't been one like her before or to this date with her sense of beauty which went beyond her face. It is the vulnerabilty we all identify with whatever our race,creed or color that is her real beauty....There is something about her that that transcends superfciical differences. Hmmmm.... Do you wear "sensible shoes"????

I entirely agree with your comments. His ability to f**k up his career is indeed legendary.

Obviously, your delusional vision never came to pass.... I think you need a new name. After all, the real Bomber Harris actually did what he said.

For God's sake.....don't mention the Germans!!!!!!

Bloomin' 'eck, there's another one!!!! Starting to feel a bit depressed myself after wading through that lot.....

Wow. Mr T's not looking too tough these days......

Hanging???? Better get him on suicide watch....

Apologies if you've heard 'em before...... Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off. Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight? Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and video Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What do Michael and homework have in common? A: Both are a pain in the a$$ to kids FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house... They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5Cin his bedroom. Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.