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Or maybe the Duke of York. Like Oscar Wilde, he too had 10,000 men! Not sure about the Duke of York (Andrew) having 10,000 men, but can't vouch for the Earl of Wessex............

Somehow the Schmeling site got subverted to a smelling site. No doubt poor old Max is niffing a bit now......

Wow...that was like reading my own CV.... All I need now is a catchy religion title. Hmmm....how about the "Church of Eileentology"? This church will attract plenty of religious zealots (who we all know are easily duped into handing over their dosh to the church for guaranteed salvation). If there are sufficent choirboys (and they are young enough), I could even ordain Jacko and Garry Glitter as priests (for the right fee). All I need now are backers. I accept Paypal.

I wouldn't count her out of contention just yet....I just wonder what the toll will be on her health when she's called under oath at the Jacko trial.

Are you referring to breasts or cancer?

Have you tried eBay?

He just got out of the hospital. He had a mole removed. Who did the work - a plastic surgeon or proctologist?

Is this a hamster version of Le Petomane Here's a long shot, but as there's been a flurry of postings about hamsters....has anyone got any news on the health of Richard Gere (possible contender)?

Well, most of us actually live on planet Earth....and where do you come from?

Isn't that how The Exorcist film started?

Hmmmm, has someone been at the sauce? My understanding of tetanus shots is that the medical profession generally use syringes.

Eileen Given your closeness to God, can you answer the following question, please? As Sister Lucia (a nun) and Max Schmeling (WWII german paratrooper) are the only 2005-listed people to die this year, do you reckon that God's planning to produce his own version of the Sound of Music? Just a thought. Terminator

Not Mr Josco's little man I hope! One Man Jury, Can you clarify please...? Which part of the last sentence does your comment relate to?

Ah ha. Well they're not in my dictionary! What fab words though! And you answered my next question and to how you know these words. What is the study of words called - Lexio-something? Or letho-something? Or what? I thought the study of words was etymology.......

The spare 200lbs of blubber scythed from his distended, globular, purrulent body will not be wasted. The citizens of Buenos Aires will eat well tonight. Does "Maradona" literally translate as "Soylent Green"?

As opposed to very moving scenery on Prisoner Cell Block "H"...what a classic

I suppose if he's not guilty we can raise a glass and say "bottoms up". Gulp! Jacko'll probably go for champagne to celebrate. It won't be the first time that some Bubbles has gone up his nose.

You lucky thing. My local petting zoo consisted of a hampster, a guinea pig and a couple of bunnies. And the hampster bit me and I had to have a tetanus injection. V.painful experience all round. The great thing about hampsters is they take a silent "p".

Nice to hear from someone from another collaborator country! What mental hospital gave you access to a computer? Perhaps the hospital allowed him a few minutes of browsing as a reward for taking his psychotropic medication..... I think what is needed is a cyber "iron curtain" to shut out these ignorant East European contributors?

I believe the lack of any response to the contrary is a fair barometer of what is felt by most normal and sane people, especially given the embarrassment of OJ's acquittal...that Jacko is guilty. Yes, there may be some amount of "history", in that the prosecution feel robbed of the Jordy trial, because of Wacko's out of court silence settlement. Nevertheless, they would not wish to repeat that embarrassment and I do feel they would not have contemplated proceeding unless they were pretty certain they had a solid case. I still think Jacko is a worthy candidate for self-inclusion in this year's list.

God! Sounds like we've got another sausage-sucker from The Fatherland on our hands! It's not surprising Fritz has pretended to be Prince Harry on this site. He's probably smitten by seeing a photo of Harry in his nazi fancy dress outfit and wants to live out the delusion he's actual a nazi too..... It is disturbing to see so many krauts continuing to yearn for the return of their Reich.......

I found it all hard to follow. In fact it had me stumped.

I think the DOA reference actually means "down on adolescent"...

Are you thick? Y/N Are you German? Y/N (If German, you only need to answer the 2nd question, the first is a given!) I read recently that at the end of the war that Hitler wanted to destroy the German people rather than surrender because of their treachery and cowardice. Well, as Eileen would say, there is good in everyone. That's the way, OMJ, test their thinking processes with a survey that only has two possible answers....probably won't hear from Bummer Harris again. However, from the drivel spouted from our "Aryan-Euro" friends on this site, I tend to agree with you. Perhaps Herr Hitler had a vision and predicted that future generations would turn into cry babies who wouldn't be able to take simple criticism....or, in fact, would not be able to get over a legal goal some 38+ years ago. Get over it!