Terminator

If he does kick the bucket, I suppose he'll be reunited with Wings....

I agree entirely. Unfortunately, the wages that local councils use to tempt people to become traffic wardens is so paltry that only life's dregs would go for it. Imagine, say, working in MacDonalds (or wherever) slopping out the bogs day in, day out, always at the bottom of the humanity chain. Then, you become a traffic warden and suddenly you have the power to decide whether to issue a ticket or not. All drivers are getting is the nastiness and venom that these slope-head imbeciles carry around with them as emotional baggage (with an inflated sense of power). Now the upper-classes have no foxes to loose the hounds on, couldn't we pass a law to allow them to hunt these missing links?

Eileen Here's where religion and (soft) rock music come to loggerheads..... You reckon that the Road to Heaven is full of obstacles. This could be a fair description of the M25. Yet Chris Rea devised the song "the Road to Hell" while stuck in traffic on that very same M25. Who's right? An invisible super-entity or a rock performer who actually lives and breathes*. *Note to moderator...Chris Rea could now be a 2005 candidate if Eileen get the curses going..... Don't do any rosaries for me, I am a cybernetic organism (technically, my God is Skynet). Terminator I'll be back!

Amanda Are you by any chance....Eileen????? (Your postings are getting longer..........although the grammar's fine. So there's a reasonable doubt.) Terminator PS: Anyone seen Sarah Connor?

Welcome back Eileen.... The site was a saner (tho' duller) place without you. "I know that the devil has shown himself in apparitions looking like a heavenly object to trick someone in believeing in Christ and causing bad things to happen. The devil isn't an obvious thing." Hmmm. Devil...apparitions...heavenly object....trick someone...you have just done a remarkable job in explaining away what happened in Fatima. Wobbling sun? Obviously, that's the devil appearing to the gullible (perhaps that's why he chose Portugal?). "Even Mary said to Sister Lucia, "Souls are falling into Hell like snow flakes, because of false things." " Now what's that all about???? If you use the analogy of snowflakes in Hell, then obviously as these snowflakes descend to the fiery hell, they would melt and turn to steam (which would then float up - thereby not arriving in Hell at all). "you can say many many good things about a person, but if you say one bad thing, they forget all the good and just look at the bad." Let he that is without sin cast the first stone. What has the devil personally done to you? You do appear to be having a bit of a dig at Ol' Nick. "ps I would also like to question what you think the diffence between freedom and free will are. please tell me what YOU think." Freedom is the ability to move around/live your life without restriction. Free Will was about a killer whale befriended by a boy. By the way, I think the Devil may have possessed your dictionary, spellchecker etc. He obviously works in mysterious ways - as most of us you have taken issue with do not appear to have a similar spleeing problem. Can I helpfully suggest you get a bucket of holy water and pour it over your computer.....? .....and throw in a couple of rosaries for good measure.

A stun gun or police tazer (US spelling) might do the trick.

What a sad, deluded person you are........ Are you referring to plane bombing or do you mean suicide bombings? Either way would be unfortunate for Londoners. However, if you refer to the latter, then I presume London will save on 1,000 benefit claimant payments.....just a thought.

Keeping the "pedant" theme going......it should read: The funniest part about some exams is....

I remember the scene in the park where Jacko says to his bird that "I'm not like other guys". Do you get the feeling they edited out his next line..."I'm actually more like Gary Glitter"?

I agree.....given the OJ Simpson debacle!!!!! Jacko's recruited the usual suspects if he wants to play a racial card. Does anyone know if he's also employed Barry Scheck? (For me, he was the main lawyer who managed to spread doubt across all the major evidence against OJ.)

Er...has this site got crossed with the "and what did you watch last night?" website?

George Kennedy did play "Ed", Frank Dreben's boss . He also won an best supporting actor oscar for Cool Hand Luke, was a poor stand-in for Yul Brynner in one of those Magnificent 7 remakes (was it Guns of the Mag..... etc?). He also played the baddie who turned John Wayne's kids over to the dark side in Cahill US Marshall as well as a leading role in the original Airport disaster movie. Apart from that.........never heard of him!

If you'd like to have those insults (and even more) hurled in your direction, I suggest you upset either a German, Frenchie or Argie....or all three!!!

He must be losing his marbles also.... Fancy attending an important commemoration in a bath.

Is there any news yet about how deep they're going to bury him? I expect him to be laid to rest close to the core.

Wow! What a headline...... Has Michael jackson been spotted in Rome???????

Delirium tremens is a disorder involving sudden and severe mental changes (psychosis) or neurologic changes (including seizures) caused by abruptly stopping the use of alcohol. Rapid pulse rate, elevated blood pressure, and temperature elevation also may be present. A more accurate description ...... so there Mr Terminator. HIC! Well, Mr One Man Jury, I see you can articulate your current illness. Keep taking the Pils(ner). ....mine's a large one (hic)!!!!

delerium tremens (ie "the shakes"). Please excuse the wobbly writing....

Please can you ensure Christopher Biggins is added to the list....?

In honour of the event, I hear they are going to rename the oesophagus as the "windpope".

I think you will find, Che, that he probably cannot afford to die in Cuba......

Nasty place to get a recurance is the flue. Or does that mean his flue has been made better again? The vatican better get the flue sorted out as they'll need their chimney working to sort out who the next pope is.......(white smoke an' all that!!!)

Amanda, where's your avatar then?????

Sounds like a posting that belongs more at home on the Michael Jackson thread!

This is another "Eileen-type" contributor! Someone called "Sally Steadman" has a direct line to "our lady" and purports to personally receiving "messages" from The Blessed Mary. You'd think people would get a life.........