Terminator

I bet you've got your uniform and armband ready to wear at a moment's notice.

When did you plan to see her for a bit?

Acutally Kraut and Nler - there are a few people on this forum who can speak German however, I am not going to appease your sense of humour and intelligence failure.... Actually, this appears to be dutch slang...... the Dutch are trying to collaborate with the Germans (no change there then!) to join forces against the English contributors. (Unfortunately, the Dutch are not best suited for contributing anything interesting, it's just the way they are.) I think (s)he is basically saying..... (paraphrase) "They (ie English speaking people) are using Babelfish to translate (sad,pointless) German phrases. [The Dutch contributor] will now write in extreme slang (so UK readers will nto understand the slope-head comments to follow)." "This is all so clear, that such a bloody idea can come from a Brit." Can't sort out "blossfussigen" (sheer footed?) - are these low forms of life? Anyhow, "blossfussigen have more of an IQ than the British and USA together". ....you get the picture. Given the Dutch are so out of reality (with their preferred concentration on drugs and pornography), it's probably best to ignore this particular dummy.

Happy to oblige: William Hague met a Nazi one day and punched him to a pulp. The End. Well, I was hoping to get the postings back on the "Schmeling" track, but it's interesting that a site which has been hijacked into an "is he/isn't he a nazi" is now focusing on the Conservatives (including Thatcher, Hague etc). In a strange way, the postings are sort of on track after all.......

What's his middle name, "Missile"......?

Makes sense.....Beckham is a girl's name in my book anyhow.

Oh God......Eileen's back If God can do everything, do you reckon he can rub his stomach clockwise while simultaneously rubbing the top of his head anti-clockwise? That would prove his divinity to me. By the way, thank you for referring to God as "He". You are obviously an enlightened yound lady. Terminator "I love - and then do a runner"

Let's not forget the Belgian-born Audrey Hepburn......

This is getting slightly off topic.....although, I would like to read a sentence including the words "William Hague", "punched to a pulp" and "Nazi".

You have my backing to delete the inane drivel from the site. If I can end the thread with one last sentiment.... Aber, wer hat beiden Kriegen gewonnen? I feel better for that.

Happy to be of service.

That'd be me and two others then. Hmm, I wonder who they are... Does that make us a bunch of people who go around loosening things? Also, can I nominate Eileen as a candidate.

I hope he has passed on the baton......

To prove the point about his nose etc, have a look at this one.....

Is that the Da Vinci code?

Ronnie Burgess played in the same excellent Tottenham Hotspur team as the recently departed Bill Nicholson and Alf Ramsey. They of course went on to manage the best club side to play English football (Tottenham Hotspur 1960-61, according to ex- Arsenal goalkeeper Bob Wilson and my Dad anyway), and the best English national side (England 1966) respectively. Isn't "excellent Tottenham Hostpur team" an oxymoron? Apologies if you've heard this before.... A Spurs supporter walked past a video shop and sees a poster announcing a video for sale "Tottenham - the golden years". As a supporter, he rushed in to buy a copy and was told it'd cost £300. When he asked why it was so much, he was told that it also comes with a Betamax player to watch it on.

Not sure that one could refer to Hitler or Himmler as GOOD catholics without starting a major ranting session. (87 now) As Eileen spouted on (at great length) in the Sister Lucia thread, apparently anyone can buy their way into paradise,as long as they repent for a lifetime's evil as the last knockings.......no doubt these unsavoury characters took their opportunity. Monty Burns probably has a priest standing by for such an eventuality....

With all that fat, it sounds like a major operation to me. Or the biggest recorded fart in history! Don't upset Diego, or he might let rip on you!!!!

All we need is Eileen to start posting to this thread and the record's in the bag. I presume Max was a good catholic(?), as were Herren Hitler and Himmler.

What's the news on this guy? There is a Lennart Johansson, the UEFA President. His DOB is 5 Nov 1929 Click Here to read about his life (no mention of his death)

Never ignore advice from Ann Robinson.

I think we all know that the lights were UFOs and the witnesses mistook a large mothership as the wobbling sun. Obviously, this is an early scouting foray before the upcoming invasion. The End Sorted!

Personally, I find the "debate" in this thread of great interest.... May it run and run...

Be careful or we'll set Eileen onto you.

And your point is what?