Terminator

Eileen As a footnote to my last message...... You are again showing that religious belief/fervour engenders a form of rampant illiteracy. By the way, there is another good book (it's called the Dictionary).

Did they have Brillo pads way back then or was that scourging?

Papa's got a brand new body bag?

Any chance that the Four Donkeys of the Apocalyse can say "Haughey" out loud several times?

Just so we know in future, can you pepper your comments with a few references to knitting and cooking, so we are sure?

Does that mean he's to be played by Tom Cruise?

I can see salesmen the length and breadth of the USA champing at the bit to publish the "Death of A Miller"

He's not having much luck. Didn't he fall of a bike while filming the 1980s TV series "CHiPs" and they thought he might not pull through back then? I think he was "Ponch" (Ponchinello). The lad's obviously done well for himself......Pres and all that.

I can just image Charlie in Macbeth... First Witch All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, thane of Glamis! Second Witch All hail, Macbeth, hail to thee, thane of Cawdor! Third Witch All hail, Macbeth, thou shalt be king hereafter! Macbeth Hello my darlings

The new popemobile model should be delivered anyday now. Instead of it being white with a heightened roof, I understand this one has 6+ foot space at the back so he can lie down (oh, and I understand it's black).

Not sure if I am merging two separate threads with this mail...... Has anyone considered Michael Jackson as a contender for the mysterious Deep Throat?

Here's a few of his printable words of wisdom.... "you could tell she wasn't a scrubber" - on Madonna "If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober..." "I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. " "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. " "I remember Des O’Connor when he was white."

What with Corey Feldman "now questioning how appropriate his relationship with the singer was", could this kick-start some of the other ex-special friends to come forward. And on a separate topic altogether..... Just a thought, but is there an odd religion (or barmy scientific paper) that suggest ingesting the semen from young virgins in some way improves or lengthens life? Perhaps religion or science has the answer?

Phew, that tirade went straight over my head (probably because I had not contributed to this discussion string - until now). Re: "I just wanted to say that I am absolutely disgusted by everyone talking about the death of Gerald Ford. I happen to be his granddaughter " Who knows....perhaps all the contributors are Gerald Ford family members - they are just using different nomenclatures, as indeed you did (unless you really did have the misfortune to be christened/baptised "You'reSick"). Although we only have it on your authority that you are, indeed, who you say you are.......................

Talking of which.....what happened to his old sidekick BooBoo?

Do you reckon the £250 he must have got from You've Been Framed for that spectacular pratfall would be sufficent to turn around the Cuban economy?

Would that be using beetroots then? I fink he's havin a go at fonetik spellin'

Not really.... I thought "Michael Foot", "Deathlist" and voila - like a flash of inspiration - we have "one Foot in the grave". I'll have to lie down for a while until the pain in my ribs subsides

I suppose you could say he's got one Foot in the grave?

How do you know? Are you his proctologist?

As they appear to expect 72 virgins, once the nutter has had his way with the first one, she's no longer a virgin. Presumably, she's replaced to keep the constant 72 virgins. does that logic hold????

Talking of his Sea Cadets, I remember an old joke doing the rounds in the early 70s about Ted Heath falling overboard from Morning Cloud and being found clinging to a bouy. Boom boom!

Talking of his Sea Cadets, I remember an old joke doing the rounds in the early 70s about Ted Heath falling overboard from Morning Cloud and being found clinging to a bouy. Boom boom!

I presume he'll be buried in a Haas hole?

Wasn't his last film "Bubba Hotep", where he played JFK (in disguise as an elderly black man at an old people's home) who teams up with an elderly Elvis Presley to take on a risen mummy? What a great concept to end a career on. By the way, I recommend the film.