Death Watch Beatle

Thanks for the support B. Anyone else want to carry this on? DWB

What you need is group interactive poetry. Note: This will only work if others take part! Copy the first line of the limerick and add the next line etc. etc. Here we go then: There was a young man called Pete D. DWB

If England win the Ashes, it will be the birth of English arrogance I can assure you! If you ask English rugby fans about their latest failures, you always get the stock answer of "It doesn't matter, we are still champions of the World!" See what I mean? DWB

It's always good to have God on your side, and since Sister Lucia and The Pope departed we have been a little short in the religion department. DWB

interesting... Direct from the Swear-o-Tron that one! I think I will update the sweary-filter thing. DWB

Windsor, just think of yourself as UNIQUE! DWB

. . . and a sweater that Frank Bough would be proud of. DWB

You wouldn't like it. It gets very lonely in the ivory tower, looking down on you lot having fun! DWB

Yeah, the same as I get every year . . . I'll tell you why I could Google the correct date. A good friend of mine was in a band called Mournblade and they supported Motorhead for 2 gigs. Hence wise old Google! DWB

Google tells me I saw them at Christmas 1989. DWB

A fun game to play at a Motorhead gig (or any of a similar ilk) is: "My First Moustache". What you do, is hang around by the bar and try and spot as many teenagers (usually blokes) as you can who haven't yet purchased a razor. The ones to look out for have the usual uniform of long hair, full length leather duster, motorcycle boots, worn-out black tee-shirt, spotty face, etc. etc. and you will be suprised at how many have a ridiculous furry caterpillar under their nose or bum-fluff on their chin. Then Motorhead get on stage and things liven-up a bit. DWB

I saw Motorhead many years ago at the Hammersmith Odeon (as it was then). Excellent night out! The scaffolding bomber was particularly impressive. Is this still part of the show? DWB

He's serious VB. He has his hat on and everything! DWB

Not the hardest of sites to find really, and has been in our death links thread for over a year now. DeathClock DWB

I had no idea Oliver Reed was a German . . . . . . or alive for that matter. DWB ps I think Boudicca's is a Mark Lamar looky-likey.

The quote that says it all! DWB

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Thinking about this a bit more, I'm not sure it would be fair to describe CZJ as an old strumpet. Apologies. DWB

I read that he does have a drugs thing going - not sure how heavy - so Courtney was an ideal partner. He also claims that he is a sex addict (see also Michael Douglas). This sex addiction excuse is a bit of a get out of jail card when you bonk an old strumpet if you ask me. Deep down I reckon most red-blooded males of a certain age are "sex addicts", it's just that most choose not to exercise their addiction. (Well, that's what Mrs. Beatle says anyway). DWB

Just bumping this thread up the list again. She has just been committed to a rehab clinic (again?) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4167990.stm I still think Love is an outsider worth a silly fiver - possibly more so than Doherty? DWB

That's the bloke I was thinking of - thanks Teddy! DWB

Dylan People are pretty interested in your avatar because you are one of the few people who actually use a picture of themselves. (I believe you may only be the 2nd person to do this). Hence the interest. (and the fact that there may be some kind of horrendous gender mix-up going on here). I myself am the 6th one from the left on my avatar. DWB

Hey Anubis Is your new avatar my old mate Zog of Albania? Nice uniform! DWB

In answer to the question of will she make it to the weekend? The answer is no according to the BBC. I just heard her death announcement on the 8am radio news. DWB

Boom Boom! DWB