Death Watch Beatle

Damn me! Only two nights ago I went punting for news on LK and couldn't find a thing. Funny old game this DeathList thing. DWB

He's been mentioned once or twice before, but race horse trainer Henry Cecil is "gravely ill" according to The Independent. Other recent reports had him doing as well as could be expected. Who to believe? DWB

What a load of Pollocks! Taxi for Mr. Beatle? DWB

Brian Harvey should have snuffed it but somehow got away with running himself over. DWB

Isadora Duncan in a very strange incident involving her scarf, her neck and the back wheel of her car. DWB

A couple of weeks ago on TV was a show about how police dramas had changed over the years and featured an interview with Kluggers. Looked very thin but healthy enough. Still croaking well after throat cancer claimed a vocal cord in the '70s. Hard to recognise compared to his Quincey years. The sodding theme tune has been stuck in my head for weeks now. DWB

"FRANCE - French fasion designer Pierre Cardin is named Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO)" Why? DWB

Her name is Maggie Jones, apparently her condition has improved after surgery and is being discussed here. Cheers G2. Glad to see the C-listers still get good coverage on the DL. DWB

Crap! 31 pages of possibilities to wade through just because I saw a small article in the paper last week about a Coronation Street old dear not feeling too chipper and ending up in hospital. I don't watch Corry, so I can't remember her name and thus can't search for her. Oh, forget it! DWB

Nope, not Pontins, but some of us have recently returned from partying in Majorca. [Thread moved] I think I'm still on the committee although my apologies for absence are wearing a bit thin me thinks. DWB

Award-Winning Playwright Wendy Wasserstein Reportedly Gravely Ill. http://www.broadway.com/gen/Buzz_Story.aspx?ci=522061 She doesn't strike me as overly famous, but did win the Pulitzer Prize, amongst a whole string of other gongs, in 1989. Would be worth a consideration perhaps? DWB

I am a little out of touch with the DL at the moment, so apologies if this new sport has already come to your attention: An olympic sport for 2012? - we might actually win a gold! DWB

And of course your pride when you get whooped by a girl August is great by me. Will you be resetting before then... i.e. can I accept HCW's friendly or do I wait a few days for the update? The updates will be automatically generated in a day or two then I have to make sure the August start date is available to me - I think you can reset up to 3 weeks in advance. We might be able to run two cups this year - an early one and a late one. What do you think? DWB Edit: I will try and revert back to the Friday night league game and also please consider whether any of the teams would benefit from a "boost" before the season start.

Shall we say new season for the beginning of August or is that too soon? We will probably be down to 10 teams for next season unless anyone out there would like to play along with us? Drop a line to any of the managers or post on this thread if you are interested. It costs nothing but 10 minutes of your time per week. DWB

Yes, well done Bury. I hope you will all be staying on for another fun-packed season of Death League? Do you want a few weeks break after the end of this season?. One league match and a cup again? League matches back to Friday (if I can work out how to do it)? Does anyone what to join us? Let me or any of the managers know if you do. DWB

Mono, how is the stand-up routine coming on - you seem to be on good form! DWB

I always thought that I would go into girls bedrooms and letch at them being naked - but somehow that doesn't seem appropriate. DWB

The Ashes cup draw has now been made - some of us will have to play in the first round while others have drawn a bye. To be played on Friday evenings I think. DWB

That is my policy every year - it gets a top 50 place often as not. DWB

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Israel's gotten away with it for 20 years. True. But are they fat hammers? DWB

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB

It is in fact the only spot where the three metro lines come together under Kunstlaan, which incidentally forms part of the inner ring. Apparently you can take it both ways. Oh how I'd forgotten how funny this thread is. Mono I laughed out loud - well done! On a pretty much unrelated note, a good friend of mine drives a Mazda Bongo Friendee. Other ridiculously named vehicles can be viewed here. DWB

Admittedly the Scum defeat was unexpected but it should be a gimme that the 'Diggers will play for the draw. Anyway, still top of the pile and now even a point in front. Thanks HCW! DWB

How you all laughed when I said in the JG sweepstake that she would have the Christmas number 1. You could have half a dozen hits if this thing ever gets off the ground. DWB