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If you wanna be the best, if you wanna beat the rest - Delegation's what you need! I'm glad you've both settled into you new roles. See you both at the club tonight? DWB

This banning thing - "If your name IS down, you're not coming in"! DWB

Yes, it's a tight league this year, I was ecstatic to hold DWB to a draw away from home, my team was seriously depleted through injuries and the alleged late night antics of one player and an old ladies handbag , that's what happens when we buy players from Falkirk.... That game was tight. And so is the league. Almost half way and 1 point between 5 clubs I think. The best season yet! DWB

More on Wayne Shelford's cancer battle here. DWB

Welcome back FF! 2-0 wasn't it? DWB

Reading this article about Fawcett, it makes mention to Cher being suspected of having a possible cancer - which the singer flatly denies. Smoke and Fire and all that? DWB

I almost gobbed my beer out when I read "legopener". Bravo. However at 50p a mouthful I kept it down! DWB Egads! Eight quid for a pint and a legopener. That's unbelievable.

Sorry I didn't make it folks. I had every intention of turning out, but we were coming back from a family half-term holiday, weather was horrific on motorways and so eventually limped home at 8pm. Thought the hour or so tube ride to London to arrive at pub by about 9.30pm was probably too little too late. Will do better next time! DWB

Never being bothered about the Four Tops, Stubbs only came to my attention when he voiced the plant in "Little Shop of Horrors". I thought his voice was really cool and checked the credits to find out who it was. A bit sad being eighteen at the time and not knowing his proper job, but there you have it. DWB

Still healthy enough to do personal appearances. DWB

He seems pretty chipper according to this interview. DWB

Bobby Robson it is then. DWB

Idi Amin should be considered for this title - he was Scotland's last king after all! DWB

Cap'n Oates is now installed as the the new manager of mcefc. Welcome Cap'n. You can change the name of the team and other stuff in your settings tab. Any questions drop any of us managers a line and we will try and help you. DWB

The site wont allow new teams to join in during a season, but there is a possibility that a team will become managerless in the very near future, unless Football Fan shows up pretty soon. Can you hang on until then? DWB

I'll have a word with the gaffer. Get yourself joined up to xperteleven.com and let us know when you have done that. DWB

If the scoreline is seasonally adjusted in works out to be a very tight game. If the truth be known, it was a bad day at the office. My strikers are rubbish at the moment - one crippled and the other two right off form. When our opening goal was disallowed for offside I could sense the defeat coming. What with Bury missing out as well, the league is wide open this season. Well done HCW *clenching teeth* DWB

Predictability shattered. The Dyslexics Untied beat Clinique Précisionists in a thrilling 1-0 game tonight Next game on the 10th is against the Crypt Kickers. A true test. By the way, Is Football Fan dead? What a gubbing he took tonight. I also suspect that he may have carked it. How did the training match go tonight HCW? DWB

If time travel were possible, would not someone have visited us from the future and said "You'll never guess what we invented in 2156!" DWB

OK, thanks Honez. Now I understand the theory. But in practice, where to they place this custard? "if the mass is piddly, then the energy isn't going to be able to pull the skin off custard." At which point is the bowl of custard positioned on the miles of radius? Is it hot or cold. Or perhaps tepid? How much did this custard cost to develop? We should be told. DWB

Beginning of the month seems favourite, with a cup competition. Do you fancy your chances of a double this season? DWB

Not that I want to piss on your chips, but you're only 8 points in front I haven't bought any chips. The chips you pissed on must belong to someone else, because I am not 8, not 10 but 11 points clear now! DWB I noticed. And I managed to lose another game. Never mind, I'm playing MCEFC on Friday, that's 3 point in the bag. Might not actually get to enjoy the moment, did I tell you I was going to Las Vegas on Saturday? Ah, a different kind of chips to piss on. Good luck at the tables. DWB

Not that I want to piss on your chips, but you're only 8 points in front I haven't bought any chips. The chips you pissed on must belong to someone else, because I am not 8, not 10 but 11 points clear now! DWB

Something a little bit different (for those with a couple of bob): Suicide by Aston Martin! DWB

Are, here we are. It's been a while, but I'm back . . . and gloating! 10 points clear!!! DWB