Slave to the Grave

Rogan josh.

Isn't Walter Cronkite supposed to be friendly in a grown-up sort of way with Carly Simon's sister? As mentioned here.

Ugh .... just read those lyrics & it make me puke. I read somewhere, many years ago, that Robin apparently has hugely elongated nipples brought on by excess use of the clamp. Not really a reason to hate someone I suppose, but in combination with those lyrics, I could be persuaded.

Me too, because she's very old and I felt like a change.

Turkey cam.

Dib dib....

Either way he's just become one of the living dead. Welcome Dave Quoting yourself? It seems you have discovered A Tempus Fugit type lifestyle posting a total of 22 times today! If you keep this up perhaps someday you will win A special spot next to Tempus Fugit in one of the DL's great museums located in upper Egypt. Like Tempus the model of your hands will resemble a typing warriors and also to say made of solid gold. Hmmm pots and kettles.

Obviously being considerably older than young Honez, for me, the word gangster always brings to mind the likes of James Cagney and the cast of West Side Story.

I think it would make a fine song if one could find a suitable tune. Could be a hit Spuddy. Something by Andrew Lloyd-Webber perhaps?

Even Queens have to go to the toilet you know.

I doubt Mrs. T watched it. Is she did, I'm sure she stopped with the peeing incident which was at the beginning. Carol Thatcher could make a million from her time on the show if she plays her cards right. I wouldn't be surprised if the Iron Lady herself isn't prone to the odd 'peeing incident' these days.

Open the doors on your advent calender.

...if not necessarily foreskinned. Bravo, Captain.

I am sure that Cliff Richard holds you in the same high regard that Carly Simon apparently holds me.

A sexy party? Windsor, you've avoided explaining what a stud muffin is and now you're talking about being invited to a sexy party whatever one of those might entail. Are you hiding your light under a bushel? Damn the editing button!

My team, most unoriginally is Slave to the Grave (well it was hard enough coming up with 20 names for the team). I'm also languishing in mid-table obscurity, joint 40th with lots of other teams. I was hoping for Gen. Pinochet to provide a last minute joker, but I don't think he's going to oblige.

yeah she speaks well of you as well dimwitted dweeb that you are. Why thankyou sir. You are ever so welcome............... (and where are the photos of Walter in his jammies which you promised me?) On reflection , I was wrong to describe Carly as a 'daft cow'. A more cynical attempt at marketing I have yet to see. Cliff Richard latching onto Christmas a possible exception. So I suppose, I should have called her a 'cynical cow'. If she had joined an internet forum, invented a few new 'words', and tried so, so hard to be enigmatic, whilst exhibiting all the wit of a novelty sock, then sitting back like a smug self-satisfied child who has just filled their nappy, then I would call her a 'daft cow'.

yeah she speaks well of you as well dimwitted dweeb that you are. Why thankyou sir.

Carly Simon, daft cow, apparently believes that her music can cure Alzheimers. Perhaps this is forward planning on Walter's part.

Perhaps this might be a good time to mention Larry Hagman again.

As vegetables are not specifically excluded by DL rules, surely this is a likely candidate for the 2006 List? Does this mean Jasper Carrott will never feature on the list either? Or Sean Bean, or anyone from Sweden.

Let me oblige you.

Oh you guys....

Are you sure that's wise?

You could try this public house, if you like.