Slave to the Grave

Now that's what I call a joke.

Are you telling us that Grim wears stilettos?

Fantastic. Very Ann Summers. Do you think? How? I'm sorry, it's a great avatar, really, but it reminded me of a website I once happened upon accidentally: Penelope - £18.99.

Fantastic. Very Ann Summers.

I always assumed it was, 'Very Small Boy from Hell'.

I must be really dim. I don't get this. It had me perplexed for about 20 years. Does that mean you won't explain it to me? PM me in 2025 and I'll let you know.

Yes, happy post-twunty day Josco.

I must be really dim. I don't get this. It had me perplexed for about 20 years.

Patrick's NO Moore?

A dog goes into a bakers shop and asks for a loaf of bread. 'Sliced or unsliced' asks the baker 'Doesn't matter' replies the dog 'I've got my bike outside'

I don't really like mine very much, but it was all I could think of, it was a line from a Muse song which was playing at the time. I suppose it's topical and having worked my way up (very slowly) to the rank of 'Shipman' , I'm not about to change it. I think I'd like to be something a bit shorter, like Bob.

Particularly popular with dogs apparently, Neuticles Ultra. So actually quite relevant to the thread in a roundabout sort of way.

If you go along a couple of pages in that fine site, there's another story about a different sort of dick.

The daughter of one of the Balls brothers (wine merchants) went to school with my brother in law. Her name was Rosie.

There's an echo in here today.

Hope this chap doesn't come from your part of the world then, for his own sake.

The only suprising thing is, it took so long. Still quite relevant though. Don't Triumph make bras?

From that I guess that (female) vets with breast implants are almost certain to top themselves. Like this one. TV vet Emma Milne. Better get her on the list. Before After

Apparently I like Gothabilly

Good stuff HOS, I like the cut of your jib, jolly good show. Bit of a Rugby man myself, don't you know, not like that mamby pamby, airey fairy wooftahs game. (Don't mention it to the others, but I do rather enjoy corrie) Josco, have you read the excellent article by Andrew Martin in this weeks Newstatesman? All about the vicarious nature of the football fan's life, dependant on his/her teams fortunes. Makes it all sound a bit sad really. I however agree with the idea of it being the 'beautiful game'. Having watched football in numerous countries, I would confirm from personal experience that a Scotsman after drinking ten pints of lager is just as pleasant as his English, Dutch, German etc. counterparts. Although the young Scotsman (I assume since he was wearing a Glasgow Celtic shirt), who scaled the perimeter fence, dodged the armed police, risking a long stay in an Indian prison all because of his desire to 'invade' the pitch, during the game between India and Lyn Oslo in 1994, did make me laugh. I occasionally wonder if he is still in jail.

Embarrassing and tasteless? Not compared with a joke I recently read on this forum.

For your theory to stand up Josco, I would like to see a .jpg of a grey cow.

Tell me about it! At least you haven't been sitting at your computer for half an hour making dalmatian poo.

The camera never lies. Dalmatian Poo.

You're making it up as you go along! White dogs = white poo. Brown dogs = brown poo.