Slave to the Grave

Not According to Aubrey de Grey

How about Steve Irwin (Irvin??)? An Aussie and quite likely to shuffle off prematurely too given his liking for teasing crocodiles.

Whats wrong with Jo Brand?

He must have taken up acting after leaving the Star Ship Enterprise then.

I noticed a surge of interest in the former housewife's choice earlier this evening, is there a free armchair at Brinsworth House?

More strange goings on in Kiev

Weatherman90, you reserve the right to discuss important events that happened before you were born, I reserve the right to discuss complete tummyrubbish posted on this forum before I was a member.

Want to bet?

Could this be Portugese f*****t (text speak)? Half the words don't exist. Whilst I'm on the subject Hein, what does B|N>k mean? Regards Grave.

It appears that Charles was a bit of a premature suggestion. As I type, he is performing on French TV and never have I seen a healthier looking 80 year old. Tant pis. I think Eve Arnold may be worth a punt though and she could fill M. Cartier-Bresson's photographic shoes. She is 91 although I have no information about the state of her health.

General Pinochet has suffered a stroke Could it be 12 for 2004?

Create the right atmosphere

42 now. What happened on 12/3/04??

As if things weren't bad enough already.

I am sure you can do many things with a potato down your trousers, but not a leek.

Why not a tomato? not a cabbage, not a potato.

A witty and beautifully timed response to all those unfamilier with Terry Wogan's old gits, Mr Potato. Is it just me or is Michael Bentine looking a bit peaky these days DWB?

Walked into that one - duh!!

Is is just me or does M. de Grey look like the leader of a dubious religious cult.

Alicia Markova

Oops! for Blodvessel please read Bloodvessel (otherwise is doesn't work).

If you rearrange: 'the lead singer of Bad Manners, Buster Blodvessel' you get 'slender? in truth gross, believe me! Bald as a nob's end.' www.anagramgenius.com/archive/thelea6.html

No Teddy, I consider myself to be knocking on a bit. In my young days they were always referred to as 'Trannys', I think before the term became more widely used elsewhere. My Nan used to refer to her radiogram as the 'wireless' though.

Wireless???

Is that really the same man in the before and after pics? If so perhaps he's just suffering from a really bad post-nose job infection. Alternatively, perhaps he's resorted to Saddam's method of foiling would-be assassins by using looky likeys (perhaps all the good ones chickened out).