To die for

Come, come,Mr. Pooka. He could just be an American. Jealous of those who are better than you? Or scared of those who are worse?

I'm watching Apollo 13 at the moment.............boring and not my choice.

Alec Guinness too, although dying in Stars Wars didn't stop him appearing in the next two episodes so maybe thats fair

I don't feel very alive this morning....tangled would be a good word. Surprised to find Leonard Cohen is still living

Soul singer Luther Ingram has died.

No no no. Don't you mean: It's hardly a contest... For re-election read "re-assume absolute power"

Castro might be well enough to stand for re-election Damn it

Guilty conscience? I dare say she was killed by a mob... Of... People like you who still think she is guilty. Can't spell the proper word. Peace...you can feel guilty for things you didn't do or things you could have done What word? Apologies didn't log in for the last posts

How about a day at the squid races Freaks!!

Cheers Windsor, but isn't PMS usually for girls? (Post Master Struggles)

I was about to agree but quite literally mid post someone interfered with your q**m, although mine is touched up (now) and only one moderator was online I think I know the culprit... Once a waffle filter or double-entendre filter is invented most of my posts will just have their punctuation left. I see the rogue quim-trimmer has struck again, mine was pristine last time I looked. Erm, struggling for more double entendres... recently touched up?.... fiddled with?.... No sorry, I just can't keep it up under pressure for prolonged periods. Tee hee. Does the postmaster allow "twat"? Or maybe Scunthorpe?

This song makes me smile and think.............

Ah, good old "Mobile Stitcher." I'm with my aptly anagrammed national carrier "Startle," who provide a similar level of service by the sound of it. I rang my MEDIA provider from work to report a fault with my phone (no dial tone) and was told they couldn't help unless I rang from the property where the fault had occurred.

Currently: How to save a life - the fray Grace Kelly - Mika Open your eyes - Snow Patrol

A fine example of Deathlist's old favourite Question Begging error in that article, I see. Nah.....just trying to be ironic

Get life insurance Or play drink snooker

Maybe there's mileage in the thought ' you're only as old as the woman you feel'

Maybe not Iran apparently will only accept a withdrawl by the person that issued the fatwa

Camilla is his daughter for god sakes. Get with the f**kin program. And she isn't married. The girl is also loaded. Windsor if a buesness man from the heavens approached you and said 'If you drop out of college you can marry the daughter of Mr.Al Fayed' What would you say? If you divorce half of the money is rightfully yours. Sorry, felt I needed to help.... Camilla Parker Bowles, now Duchess of Cornwall, the rottweiller, married to Prince Charles different from the quite attractive: Camilla, daughter of Mr Al Fayed

Honorary deathlister Andy Fitchett dead Piss poor planning to die before your wake

Cheese racing Back to the cheese!!

Spectating F1 and WRC seems to be more hazardous than driving the cars. Some spectacular high speed crashes have resulted in nasty but not fatal injuries to the drivers. Respect to the skill of the drivers and the current safety record of the cars

Don't worry, you're not the only one who has suddenly developed an unhealthy interest in strangers deaths!! Actually adding a reply helps