To die for

Another Ho down

Possibly - Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations. But from the tone of the above post I'd go with - Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.

I'm in - bagsy I get to kill Daphne - firstly I will torture her in a cold, dark room with a tape running of a little old lady's voice saying 'It's Eyes Open by Snow Patrol' - how the f**k did she know that answer the other day, you cannot seriously expect me to believe that a 94 year old knows anything about the modern day hit parade. Then I will pull out her little old lady's hair follicle by follicle, then I will beat her around her mouse-face with her pension book, and finally I will cave her head in with my 26-volume set of Britannica's Encyclopedias. And why is it always old people - I was on Countdown and got totally shafted by an old bloke. Then we filmed the show. Boom Boom. That's the spirit. Maybe we should take IainDave along to bore the fuckas to death if our plan of extreme violence fails? PS 94-year-olds make up the majority of Snail Patrol's fanbase, I think I'm having serious thoughts now about killing them all in a vat of acid - I think it's time I went to bed. I have a vision in front of my eyes of CJ lying on my lawn with a garden fork through his smug face. Oh grow up!! To dispose of bodies you need lime

I'm very open to new ideas and most of all stem - cell research. But only under the circumstances that other lives will not be interrupted for those who have already lived. I believe research in that compartment could open a whole new door in science and could possibly heal certain cancer and diseases. Legalization of weed would also be considered liberal thinking. I honestly don't see the difference if it is or if it is not. I don't consider myself under one party but more the less weighing and analyzing ideas from all sides. I'll never leave New York unless I'm going on vacation. I take up views both liberal and conservative. I'll judge in the very end where my vote belongs, and usually in my mind it is clear before the time comes. I'm beginning to sympathise with the Banshee, he's clearly suffering from Xenophobia or maybe he should pick a phobia that fits his state of mind from the list

Back Down. I have nothing against Barack Obama. And that's stone cold. I feel the leader for America has one real trait, and that characteristic is experience. I wouldn't mind seeing Obama in the white house in say eight years, I just feel he has some kinks to learn and a couple more steps to walk before he earns such a position. Hillary is married to a former president, I guess that I give her credit for such a very brave and influential approach, but I just don't see it. Unless you think Bill will really be the first man. Sorry. I doubt it. So I guess you're not a democrat

Sonny Myers a legend and a character (apparently) has died aged 83.

Use an eight legged sex aid

Nope...not heard of any of them Or this chap, ad pioneer Edward Boyd but he's dead too

40st Chris Leppard has been admitted to hospital....prognosis 'unclear'

How prophetic!! Back to stating things already posted And repeating yourself..will this be a monthly reminder? Ha! Another "dave" with an interesting grasp of reality!! David Icke Yes I know the link has already been posted but it's the thought that counts....

Back to work mayday for Castro

Fantastic! Thanks for brightening my dull hungover day, I hope Robin Williams doesn't become a DL candidate for a lot of years yet...

Test your knowledge of the undead I got 5

Ah ha, now I get it...insert where appropriate Jack - Jack and the Beanstalk, a classical story or Jack the Front Loader, from Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends or jacking off, a euphemism for masturbation. Jill - A generic representative of the female sex, as in jillstrap (also shortened to jill) or Jill Kelly, a pornographic actress or (more appropriate for licking gentials), a pet dog owned by Betty Spaghetty

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Apologies, forgot to log in again...

Nope! I've had beers and fancy more, but I have company who will just take the piss if i'm drunk and falling about...What should I do?? I very much hope that you found someway of amusing yourself inspite of the company present. I used to, in similar situations, make my excuses to said company and go out into the street where I would entertain all and sundry with my impression of the White eared Pink nosed Elephant. Oh how the local Constabulary used to laugh about my jolly jape as they were kicking seven bags of sh*t out of me in the holding cells. Those were the days!! Fell back on the old favorite... rested my eyes for a bit and when I woke they were gone..Oh well!!

A hit!!! Lobby Loyde (link posted in the dead thread)

Australian rock guitarist Lobby Loyde has died aged 65.

Nope! I've had beers and fancy more, but I have company who will just take the piss if i'm drunk and falling about...What should I do??

Castro resumes official business

Oh dear Nothing worse than living near fans....fanatics?

I'd like you to continue playing LFN, but a rise like that only excites the critics!

Why?

Go birdwatching!