maryportfuncity
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Oi Maradona, if you're so set on making mock of Shilton again how about volunteering to take him on in one of those celebrity boxing matches on telly.
Shilts is still in good shape mind, maybe the hand of God would connect with your cheating gob this time!!!
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It might see off Fats Domino if he's still 'Walkin' to New Orleans.'
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That's given me an idea. I could claim a void bet on the grounds that all the stories were axed because people would throw up just thinking about his fat bloated body in sexual action.
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Once he's gone we could bring back Peter Shilton......for a laugh, like.
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She lives in New York, I think. It's her health I'm thinking about. I saw her interviewed on a programme about Roald Dahl this year. She's thin and deep voiced so I don't think she's stopped smoking. And she's eighty in January.
I mean, probably worth a punt in a year or two for the DL.
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B 20-01-1926, almost died of a stroke in the mid sixties. Surely she can't last forever.
Does anyone know what state she's in today?
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Nope, but I tought - wrongly by the looks of it - that someone would have amassed enough of a story to earn a decent sized bung from the tabloids once Ted was out of the way.
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Seeing this thread inspired me to dig out the DVD of Spinal Tap. My twelve year old watched it as well and got more of the jokes than I would have done at his age.
Classic!
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Re the proof: The deal on my bet is 'someone credible' I.e. somebody blabbing the way they did when Peter Mandleson was 'outed.' I'm not a betting type and took this one on during a discussion because I thought it was easy money. I knew someone who worked at Salisbury Cathedral for years where Heath's houseguests were a fairly open secret. Since many people - apparantly - knew more than was ever published I thought the floodgates would open after his death and then - like with Peter Mandleson - we'd all reckon 'fair enough' and move on.
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Hmmm, I can see this has had a major impact on everyone visiting the DL. What did he die of......neglect?
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Frankly, I'm frustrated. It didn't bother me either way whether he was gay but if he's not outed by someone credible by the end of the month I stand to lose a fiver in a bet.
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Is it just me or are the sums of money involved piffling compared to the amassed wealth and earning power of his girlfriend. I know she had a business collapse on her a few years ago but she's not exactly short of cash.
If she's prepared to come that far downmarket for a boyfriend, she could always drop in on me in Maryport. I promise I won't run out.
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Rumour has it he's also going to be charged with stealing Helen Worth's chin!
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That just makes us members a bit more special!
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Put it this way, if she gets from Kent to Maryport she'll regret it. There's a few up here who'd swim out, tip the boat and sell a few of her hi-tech gadgets in the local pubs afterwards.
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Hilary Lister now plans to sail around the coastline of the UK....BRING IT ON!!!
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Either way, this looks bad. He's been hanging around nightclubs for years 'working' for the likes of Peter Stringfellow.
Maybe, just maybe he was getting laid easy enough at the start but he's now faced with the problem that none of the groupie types who come along have f*cking clue who he is, or rather was.
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Re the Bomber: It dates back to the 'Bomber' period and is based on a Lancaster bomber. Lemmy is by his own admission 'a reading fool,' and particularly keen on military history books. There's a story that on stage in Germany, stood under the bomber lighting rig he gestured upwards and said to the crowd: 'Haven't seen one of these over here for a while have ya?'
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More to the point, where do they advertise the jobs? Is there an interview where you have to blow off a few fingers with a firework?
Incidentally, Hilary Lister broke the quadraplegic distance record, so someone equally compromised will obviously have to try and best that and.....we'll get us a DL result eventually
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Indeed, I remember the television pictures of him being manhandled carefully out of the rubble. I'd tended not to think of him as vulnerable or feeling pain before that. I think he's well off the radar for a few years yet.
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Yep, I'd fit the bill although not in the sense of labouring death as the main theme. It's odd how often it crops up in my work though.
When I wrote comedy by the ton years ago there were loads of opportunities to get sick, discussing death and disease.
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Tomorrow was yesterday and she's still kicking...down one side at least.
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She's doing drugs as she conceives: Put that kid down for learning support now!
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I'm not suggesting he's about to die but is there life left in his career?
He got the dreaded vote of confidence from Charles Clark today. Given that his men shot dead an unarmed Brazilian whose only crime was outstaying a visa and the impressive media savvy of the bereaved Brazilian camp there's going to have to be some serious face saving sacrifice made.
Can the man survive in his job? I say he has weeks at most.
Hilary Lister & other sailing nutjobs
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Millwall, you might just have hit on something. It puzzled me the way my brother's hi-tech boatyard went into liquidation so quickly. We've hit on a new scheme giving out brochures to community nurses, it's a winner I tell you.