maryportfuncity
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F*** sake! I've just found myself in agreement with Ronnie Reagan!
It is indeed a sad reflection on the limited skills of the fan bases of these ageing stars and the - at best - tatty glamour left to them that DL is the top surf for their names.
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Heart attack kept her out of her role in A Picture of Dorian Gray. At 58 she's just quit smoking. Not a candidate for 2006 but there's a body that's seen some abuse. Bet it'll be a juggling act from now on as one vital organ after another starts crumbling under the pressure.
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Can't say I've religiously read all 29 previous pages of this thread but if he's not here already let's get Jack Wild down pronto. Apart from anything else if they keep taking such huge slices of his body to combat cancer he'll end 2006 as a human jigsaw>
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Look, I'm warning you. I'll keep dragging this f***er to the top until someone with more than a decade of experience on this list coughs up. What was Shilton doing on the DL in the mid-nineties? I can't find anything online about a health scare. He's a god amongst goalies and a gnat amongst the morally upstanding. Was his wife or the boyfriend of some woman he got acquainted with about to kill him?
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A cert for the 2006 DL surely. They'd only operate to such an extent because certain death was stalking him. His immune system has taken enough punishment for half a dozen lifetimes.
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Is there anywhere on line I can find a picture of the broken down wreck that is Jack Wild 2005? Not being a great telly watcher I missed his starring appearance.
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Look closer and you'll see the permanently smouldering fag. Small insects hate that.
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Suppose we set up an alternative DL next year and pitted 50 of this lot against the traditional celebs. It'd be a long, tense drawn out affair with the hanging possibility of a dead heat after an interminable struggle - just like cricket really.
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From the official site today:
Bernard Matthews today farms 8 million turkeys every year in the UK, feeding them a strictly vegetarian diet from the company's own feed mills and rearing them on 57 farms throughout Norfolk, Suffolk and Lincolnshire. The company prides itself on creating healthy, high quality turkeys, maintaining the highest standards of agriculture and bird welfare.
ALIVE!!
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Was throwing away some old magazines when I noticed The Sun TV mag dated July 2nd announcing that Richard Digance would be sitting in on Countdown whilst Richard 'recoverd from Pneumonia'
Had myself a hollow chuckle at that one.
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Bruce Forsythe doesn't appear in any hurry to slow down or shuffle off. Not much sign of the Duke of Edinburgh going either.
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I think he was 47 at the time, he'd been coaching for a few years after failing miserably as a manager but he kept his player's registration. Orient - or more properly Barry Hearn - saw the potential of bringing him back to top 1000 first class games and he played a few matches for them.
Still, what the f*** was he doing on the DL in 1994, I don't remember a health scare that would have justified that.
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Was on the deathlist in 1994. Making him - I guess - unique as the only DL member to have played professional football AFTER being placed in our very own virtual departure loungue.
Since I can no longer access the comments what was the thinking behind him being here?
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Banshees Scream
You've clearly never been to West Cumbria.
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A pressing question for West Cumbrians for many years now has been: is there life BEFORE death?
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A C-word fry I'm to pry
Honest, I'd no idea until I tried the anagram site!
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Janeo
DNA test!!!!!!!
It's about faith or it's pointless. Get with the program or come back next time as lichen on a rock.
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Thankfully terrorists with a global agenda have ignored Maryport, the jewel of the Solway coast. We've suffered enough with unemployment, inbreeding and relentlessly crap weather so it isn't all good news.
Does anyone know if Michael Foot, Patrick Moore and/or Claire Raynor had pressing appointments in central London this morning?
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Can I also remind you that The Sun claimed Freddy Starr ate a hampster and over 100 people were dead at the Clapham train crash.
I think it's only a matter of time before some enterprising journo acquires a hair from Hewitt and Harry's heads and puts the question to the test.
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Yeah
Not to be confused with a Womble which is altogether bigger, more intelligent and harder to digest. As a rule only very large carnivores - like Polar Bears - would even consider eating a Womble.
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The Dead of Tommy Cooper: what a name for a band. I bagging that!
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Four Horseman....I thought your credibility was in danger until I spotted the beautiful creature in the bathtub on your very own page.
Anyone with such taste in lady friends has credibility, end of.
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Billy Lee Riley - 'Red Hot' & 'Flying Saucers Rock 'N' Roll" - (b Oct 5 1933)
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F**k sake, he's in his seventies his mother is - obviously - older. Shame she's not famous. Let's have some idle speculation on living parents of famous oldsters and the dates of their eventual deaths.
I think Clint Eastwood's 94 year old mother will outlast the aged Murdoch.
Richard O'Sullivan
in DeathList Forum
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I wasn't held enough as a baby maybe?
No particular reason. I could give you the 'I'm a f***in' artist' line that it's all justified and in context. I mean, I did agree with Cowboy Ronnie. What does that say about me? Other than that the only thing really winding me up at the moment is the thought of the impending football season and a scarcity of talent in Carlisle United's squad to meet the challenge.
I'll take a few deep breaths before the next post.