Bongo Banger

"History is bunk" Ford "Ford is bunk" History

Re-opening the case a year after his Biggsie's heart attack, what are the odds that his old pursuer, Jack Slipper of the Yard will finally catch up with him for a dust-to dust reunion? http://www.met.police.uk/job/job931/live_files/3.htm

Michael row the bloat ashore...

This guy's great - he's gonna bop til he drops: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6297977/ I reckon he's got a couple of annual encores in him, yet.

I dunno about that, ffv, according to an interview in November 2004, she was described as "Still elegant, healthy and sharp-witted" It may yet be a while before she's Gone with the Wind...

Definitely frail these days: Shuffling around bare-footed has given him painful blisters; his unorthodox eating habits produce bad breath. You could say he's a Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis...

Last summer, the 96 year-old Sir John and his 92 year-old wife, Lady Mary moved into a bungalow - getting ready for the ultimate downsize, perhaps? Not much chance of falling down the stairs, though . Still, he could be be ice cold before the year's out.