Mortician
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perhaps her old man wasn't too amused by this decision for some reason?On this basis we should all be dead, we've not been amused by the torrent of turds the Spellings have produced over the years...
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Harold has gone back into hospital, top tip for 2006 if he has the good grace to last another month.
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If you're in the rehabilitation camp then obviously the death penalty is unlikely to make people good citizens in the future...
Au contraire!
The death penalty guarantees no more bad behaviour, no more burden to tax payers.
Sounds like a good citizen to me.
Aah so you've been the one advising Rimfelt and Chinnie on policy in Iraq....
Kill the evil-doers, nail some sense into them....
Can't find the evil doers, kill someone else, nail some sense into them....
You are the evil-doers, kill everyone else to stop them finding out....
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How long do prisons generally have to wait on death row?I don't know what offences Prisons commit that deserve the death penalty...
As for the question, the core of the issue is whether you consider punishment to be revenge or rehabilitation.
If you're in the revenge camp, and you believe that murderers consider the legal recourse before they act, then the death penalty is a suitable deterent. The evidence seems to be that most murderers do not consider the recourse or at least do not expect to be caught - thus life imprisonment is no less of a deterent.
If you're in the rehabilitation camp then obviously the death penalty is unlikely to make people good citizens in the future...
On the cost side, I suspect that while lifers cost an amount to house, the compensation payment to a wrongly convicted executed prisoners next of kin won't be cheap.
As for the 'we'll only kill the ones we're really sure about' defence this should be the basis of all convictions not just those with the death penalty.
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Hi everyone,I respect everyone's opinion, but as I said, I strongly believe that both Marilyn Monroe & Princess Diana were assassinated. That is a fact and no doubt about it. The Monroe's killer(s) are dead now, so there's no point to argue about that. The Diana's killer(s)...of course that's the person/people who have the interest of getting rid of her...and very professionally they got rid of her - killed her!!!
That's what I believe. In fact...only God knows who did it and why?...
The Diana Reality
Myth: She was killed by MI6 as she was dangerous to the British Establishment
Fact: Royalty ceased being vital to the British establishment long before the simpering bint arrived.
Myth: She was killed by the Royal Family as revenge
Fact: She was killing her own reputation faster than any external group. Her string of mostly married lovers was becoming public knowledge. Her manipulative self promotion (eyes over the operation mask) was becoming more obvious and desperate. (I want to be left alone by the press - I'll be at the Ritz leaving at 11pm).
Myth: She was killed because she was pregnant with Dodi's baby
Fact: If she had been up the duff it would have been perfect for the Royal Family. Acceptance of the illegitimate child would have seemed modern and progressive while the Daily Mail reading Diana-ettes would have been disgusted.
Myth: It was a conspiracy
Facts:
The driver was pissed
She wasn't wearing a seat belt
The car crashed
She died
It's a shame for her sons to lose their Mum
It means bugger all to the rest of us
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George Bush Snr went sky diving for his 80th birthday and justrecently after watching his disapointment with his wife watching
the Houston Astros loose the World Series I must say it doesn't
look like he will be joining the other 37 presidents in the big
White House in the sky.
Overall I say Ford goes before Bush.
I think any Japanese DLers can help influence this outcome...
George the idiot father of the idiot son(s) really likes Japanese food as was so evident on his visit in 1992...
A nice delivery of sushi and japanese beef (French style?) should send the old codger over the line. Especially if we show him just as he does his next parachute jump, up chuck combined with air pressure should finish him off in a pop star style.
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Carly Simon, daft cow, apparently believes that her music can cure Alzheimers.Perhaps this is forward planning on Walter's part.
Carly Simon, now there's a woman who can eat a wagon wheel without biting it....
On her music curing alzheimers everytime baby Morticia watches the Piglet Movie and old wide mouth frog launches into song my brains turn to cream cheese....
If Walter's relying on her then he's really in trouble!
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How's this for a Man U conspiracy theory - George dies today - good day to bury bad news - let's announce we've lost the club captain because he's sick of being surrounded by overpaid donkeys...
Bugger, George hurry up and do the decent thing otherwise people might notice Roy's leaving...
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According to BBC he's back in the Cromwell with breathing difficulties, so either swallowed the top off the bottle, or back in dire straits....
I wonder whether he's on BUPA, private hospital intensive care ain't cheap. Mind you could be on their frequent (near) dier special rate.
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Mrs Mort ran into Eddie Large, or more accurately Mrs Large walked into Mrs M while trying to circumnavigate the rotund 'comic' at the local shops.
Mrs M reports that 'he looked as rough as a badger's arse' with the purple nose and face of someone who's been saying hello to too many empty bottles...
What chance of Eddie and George Best fighting it out for the next available liver?
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Tropical Storm Wilma, is showing promise, could well become a hurricane.It's heading Florida's way at the moment.2005, has now equalled the record breaking 1933 year, for tropical storms.
Well Fred will be very happy, Wilma has reached category 1 according to CNN so there goes another neighbourhood...
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George Bush is an absolute moron.Does this mean he has an IQ of -273?
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Paintball heavy artillery could be good fun....
Create huge craters though 100 litre Emulsion Mortars in land where the water table is 2 inches below the ground.
Have the plucky stockbrokers and management consultants go 'over the top' and face a wall of wire, let fire a volley of machine gun fired match pots, forcing them to dive face first into the emulsion filled craters.
Leave to drown and then let the bodies slowly rot in the sodden soil so the next groups can have the added excitement of tripping over body parts....
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Harold did indeed look as rough as a badger's on the telly yesterday, and the captain birdseye cap didn't finish the look...
Is he another example of the 'unfortunate' fates meeting people that were on the anti-war march?
Robin Cook has a heart attack while miles away from help...
Tony Benn has a fall at the Labour Party Conference
Clare Short has been slapped in the face with a wet fish (oh sorry she's always looked like that)
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Is it me or is 60 people dead in Asia in last year (mostly chicken farmers or something else beginning with f...) a bit of a slow start for a Pandemic?
Pluckers...it's chicken pluckers.
But I'm not a chicken plucker, I'm a chicken plucker's son....
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Peculiar... there seems to be more interest in how to pronounce 'gaol' than what really happened to Shapelle Corby. Anyway...the i can tell you guys first hand from an Aussie girl...the reason the case is such big news is because it's so fricking obivous she is innocent it makes people incredulous that the Indos are keeping her prisoner. Just in case you were interested...Take a tip from the British Army then mate, send the troops in, drive an armoured personnel carrier through the jail, resuce the girlie (in an A-Team style).
Wait a couple of weeks say sorry and expect your partners in peace and security to be happy with idea....
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Saddam's trial will be televised. What fun.Hosted by Ant & Dec with Simon Cowell as the judge?
Tonight on the X-Dicator Factor we have Saddam performing a cover with Donald Rimfelt of Brothers in Arms (importers)...
The verdict, you decide, press the red button and vote or call 0870 723326 and pick from the following:
Guilty, hang the murdering swine, George and Tony were right
Guilty, hang the murdering swine, he had the weapons all along
Guilty, hang the murdering swine, God's on our side
Guilty, hang the murdering swine, he's Osama's love child
Guilty, hang the murdering swine....... (x970 variations)
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Mistrial, this is not justice just a show trial of Stalinist proportions
Innocent
Calls free for guilty verdicts, £10000 for mistrial, 2 years at Gitmo for innocent callers - you have been warned!
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That's not to be sneezed at.Bird flu panic alert, somebody sneezed.... Did Pinter go on holiday to Turkey???
Is it me or is 60 people dead in Asia in last year (mostly chicken farmers or something else beginning with f...) a bit of a slow start for a Pandemic?
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Bloody hell, this F*ckwit is worth £60m
Gives you a warm feeling doesn't it knowing that's he dragged himself up on his mothers purse-strings...
Mind you Thatch always considered herself royalty, so perhaps an idiotic son with enormous income is the closest she can get to Maj Windsor (who wasn't the one in the Carry On films, but the miserable cow from the Opening of Parliament)
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And Mark Thatcher too!Have given Mark a pressie (ticking, bit of plastic, last used behind a bath panel in Brighton) to deliver but unfortunately I suspect he'll get lost....
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You are obviously not a fan of the Intelligent Design theory then.How can you believe in Intelligent Design in a world that has been graced by the Krankees, Timmy Mallett and Chris Evans.....
At least evolution admits capability to f*ck up occassionally!
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Dubya is making sure he's not to blame when New Orleans refloods next year - he's letting the locals take the wrap.....
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Honestly!! I SWEAR she keeps her glasses in it! It fits neatly in handbag etc!I think the question is where else it fits!
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Can't get going today. Feel hungover but definatly (?) not. Not had a drink for weeks.That'll be why, suggest a quick one (?) at the pub lunchtime and you'll feel right as rain....
On the spyware thing, malevolent little blighters downloaded without your knowledge from the interweb. Download one of the freeware options (even Bill G has a free one on the windows site) and it'll remove any you've got. Can cause slow running or capture and publish key strokes or just embarassing pop ups....
I am the proud (!) owner of an iMac - would the stuff from Bill work on it?
No, windows only, and being a maccer you're probably safer than us windows wallahs anyway...
By all accounts these people do offer detection software but no idea if any good...
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I'm sorry but we should not mock the poor and the afflicted...
I think we need to stop picking on poor George, he's worked himself up from nothing to be the most loved and respected leader the US has ever known.
From his humble beginnings scraping his way through public school and evening classes to get his High School Diploma he's been a great example. Imagine having to work nights to support your poor father who was unable to find gainful employment. Having to save money to get Jeb back from the Pawn Shop in time for Christmas with only Uncle Dick Chinny to help...
You may think he's a Yankee rich kid masquerading as a cowboy, with oil in his veins and nothing between his ears, but we know the truth...
He's a god damn saint.
Sorry need to go, Matron's arrived with the medication