Lord Fellatio Nelson

Is it a , you know, 'dirty' image? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more.....

I think you might live to regret that, just saying.

It's not her face that will kill her, it will be her internal organs which, to be fair, are getting on a bit.

You don't post enough on here.

Fucking hell, it's Christmas. Can't you hate the pair of them?

My nephew wanted a train set for Christmas, but the shop didn't have any, so I've sent him a replacement bus service.

I remember him, he was on TV quite a lot, back in the day. I'm sure he was done for or accused of assaulting somebody, many moons ago. Has to be said that, as unfunny as he was, he would have done the social clubs, as did most comics then, and would have grafted his way on to TV as opposed to grifting it like too many comics/ celebs nowadays. He was from a different era, variety shows on TV were full of piss poor acts and, probably, that, in no small way, could have had more to do with them having to seriously tone down their acts for the screen. It's a different world now, or summat.

Fuck me, she read your posts too.....

Saw a Scouse tribute band last night. Took That.

Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch. She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer. I'll pop back next year.

Why can't we just substitute the word ' influencer' to grifter??

It has to be said that ' Burnside' covered that response quite deliciously.

Yeah, all over your chest.

Not THAT Barry, you hairy old flange!

Bait? Having a different opinion and being constructively critical of other opinions is ' bait', is it? Grow up.