Lord Fellatio Nelson

Saw a Scouse tribute band last night. Took That.

Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch. She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer. I'll pop back next year.

Why can't we just substitute the word ' influencer' to grifter??

It has to be said that ' Burnside' covered that response quite deliciously.

Yeah, all over your chest.

Not THAT Barry, you hairy old flange!

Bait? Having a different opinion and being constructively critical of other opinions is ' bait', is it? Grow up.

May be an idea to offer all of the unsold books of that cunt to pensioners to burn on a fire this winter, to keep warm.

Full of assumptions as well as absolute bollocks, aren't you.

Wasn't Barry Evans murdered by a passenger he was carrying in the back of his Taxi ( the work had dried up for him by then) and that person was put away for it? You really are older than your years, Handy!

Yeah, like that ' far right, racist' party, Reform, got more votes than the Lib Dems and, the Tories, because they are a bit thick, are thinking that a more right wing leader might get all of those ex Tory & Labour voters away from Reform and back to them at the next election. How silly of them, eh!

In all brutal honesty, how, exactly, will we fucking know if his brain is deteriorating? Know wot I meen, 'arry?

If only she was a transgender one legged hermaphrodite with pronouns at the end of their name, RTD would be all over her like a tramp on a sandwich, eh!

For sale: A limited edition bottle of tippex from China. Its a correctors item.

There was a time, long ago now, when long gone members would actually research possible candidates rather than just find old giffers to stick on their lists. RA will be turning in his grave.