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Lord Fellatio Nelson last won the day on June 15

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Prince Andrew

    Well, I cannot possibly see him going to prison but I do see him going into complete exile.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Bindon could balance pint glasses on his shaft, 3 or 5 at a time, I think.
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    3. Olivia De Havilland

    Obese? She is 104, ffs!!! Her weight, and she is not OBESE, is going to have little to now impact on her longevity now.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Yeah coz then someone can stick their cock into it and try and fuck some sense into him.
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Well, there are rumours that is is hung like one.
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    Come on Handy, what did I tell you about eating cheese and pickled onions before going to bed!
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Ok, I give up. You win.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You are the funniest person I have ever met and know. Fact.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Lardy, many people will never take it more seriously, no matter what data is presented to them. Look what is happening in America, look at Piers Corbyn, look at all of the fucking idiots that rammed themselves onto beaches as soon as! Cummings actions were the actions of somebody who thinks he is better than the rest of us. There was a public outcry, people were raging, the press and the media were calling for his head etc, etc. It wasn't like there was any ambiguity, the millions of us with a brain cell knew what he did was wrong and did not go down the same path as him. Those that said 'fuck it, I'm off to the beach' were selfish cunts. Remember when you were a kid and you were told off because you had followed somebody else's wrong doing and your parents would say 'So, if somebody told you to stick your head in the oven, you would do it? Well...... The Governments actions and the shite that is within it is no reason for people to just have a free for all. I have not seen my Mum for five months now. We both stuck to the rules, it was the right thing to do both morally and scientifically. I couldn't give a shit what the Government has not done or what Cummings did because millions like me AND you know what was and is the right thing to do no matter what the ball bags in charge were doing or saying. That was my point, it really is down to people to reduce the risks and negate the effects of the virus. Being 20 deep on the footpaths of the Lake District, having thousands marching through London on yet another protest or going to an illegal rave is sticking a middle finger up to the majority. Society is full of wankers, unfortunately.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Here is my problem with that argument. It is true that the government acted too fucking slowly when this shit kicked off. In hindsight, the shutter should have come down, pronto. The fact that it did not happen shows that, in a crisis, they are no fucking good. While all of the above is a popular opinion amongst the majority, you cannot lay the blame of the spread, as it is now, on them entirely. We have come out of a lock down that, if everybody had adhered to it, would have made the spread much, much more difficult. Too many people did not listen and are still not listening. This virus was bound to get in, one way or another. It's prodigious spread is down to people not playing the game. Yes, it is our fucking fault so we really need to stop searching for scapegoats ( The Government ) to lay the blame on. Fuck me, the holding back of this virus is down to us, we shouldn't need to be held by the sodding hand every step of the way.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    How massively fucking stupid. They were shit then, they are shit now. Badly filmed, badly acted and atrociously written, they were never taken seriously and they should not be now. It was a child of it's time, you cannot erase it, it's all part of societies learning curve......or summat.
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    The World of the Snowflake

    Come on, let the cat out of the bag. You are Nigel Farage, aren't you!!
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Was that before or after Whiteley died?
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I think so.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Well, it depends what you mean by 'celebrity'. We do have one published author, scriptwriter, journalist etc on here......and one old bird that was on Countdown but did not win.

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