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Lord Fellatio Nelson last won the day on November 28 2018

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Vince Cable Biggest fucking joke of all.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Doesn't work here. We call it petrol.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    I know where all the CCTV cameras are at my workplace. Just saying, like...….
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    4. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Yeah but, on your past form, anybody who is over 30 should be cremated, right? Burn the old fucker and all the rest of us geriatrics so we can leave the planet to you and all the other young things to fuck up when you get to the age we are now. Come on Deathers, it's tempting, right?
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/brexit/brexit-poland-breaks-ranks-from-other-eu-countries-to-suggest-time-limit-on-irish-backstop-to-satisfy-tory-rebels/ar-BBSxd60?MSCC=1548100533&ocid=spartandhp
  6. https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFf0x_1548095763 A disgruntled Scouser wrecks a new Travelodge because he is owed £600. I'm amazed nobody ran up to him and shouted ''calm down, calm down!!!!!!
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    It fucks me off every time I see her name jumping out at me on the forum thread. I cannot help but mentally note her name as either Douglas Bader or Bader Meinhoff ( ok, so its Andreas Baader and Ulrika Meinhoff ) etc. Annoying!!!
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    4. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I've had to wheelspin out of that junction many times tbf, it is a fucking horrible junction. The real question, however, is whether the debris actually came from his car or the Kia or could it have been shite from a previous accident(s) Maybe I ought to pop up there and gather as much crap as I can and do a 'buy it now' on flea bay before the flea bay morality Police pull it. I have a mortgage that could do with paying off.
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    7. Robert Mugabe

    No, no you don't get it, you silly sausage. Those millions were taken out of Zimbabwe and put somewhere where only his wife, her lover and family can get at it all when he carks it. Shhhhh!!! The 'medical expenses' bollocks is just a smokescreen!!
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    4. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Tbf, the webbing between her fingers will take longer to heal.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Comics & Comedy Writers

    That's one of your better ones!
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Comics & Comedy Writers

    Maureen who?
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Cancer is funnier. Fuck off.
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    I didn't watch those either Handy. I liked the cast around her in Happy Valley. I think she is a bit overrated, personally. I'm going to miss Norton in Grantchester, I love that series!
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Hypothetical is NOT my favourite word. Cunt is.
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