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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Deathlisters who are dead

    She is alive and well.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Something very strange has happened to me today. I was accused of being 'sexist' because I called the accuser, a man, a cunt.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Harry has already been on the blower offering a kidney for a return of all their perks. Mercenary c**t.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Chequered Flag

    The sheer warmth eminating from your words are, at this very moment, providing comfort to the rest of the Royal Family.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Bobby Charlton

    Exactly.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Bobby Charlton

    Everybody I have seen photographed having the vaccine has had a mask on.......
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Hugh Bonneville

  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Wife's best friend asked me how I was going to make my wife go weak at the knees for valentine's? I said I'd hide her arthritis tablets
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Finally compromised and allowed my pet on the bed. It was restless for a few minutes then the goldfish finally settled down.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    A man on the London underground taught his dog how to play the trumpet. He went from Barking to Tooting in just over an hour.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Got an e-mail saying 'Knock, Knock.' It was a Jehovah's witness working from home.
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    My hands were shaking so much when I performed my first circumcision, that I got the sack.
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    He isn't coming out of hospital.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Look at this little gem from that thing, Ian. Sorry to hear that the sister of #JoWhiley is seriously ill with #coronavirus due to an administrative error and she was not vaccinated.Can I offer my deepest apologies to @jowhiley on behalf of the #conservative govt.We have done well,but some glitches still happen sadly. 10:19 PM · Feb 16, 2021·Twitter Web App Posted under his Cecilia Twitter account. A genuine headcase.
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