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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Lord Fellatio Nelson last won the day on March 30 2022

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About Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    I have left the building.....but I'm back doing an encore. Now on my 3rd encore,.
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    Being nice to people, even if I hate them....and I hate lots of people.

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Well, she is the youngest actress there. Some of them are, well, very old, aren't they. MPFC will be licking his lips at that line up!
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Didn't really know where to put this but, as I rarely give a fuck where things go here..... Coming to St Albans, a form guide for the DL folk. The bottom of the page is quite relevant 'All guest appearances subject to health and wellbeing on the day'. Go fill yer boots.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Happy Birthday Thread

    This man, the legend, the, the, last of a breed, is 80 today,
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The B B C

    Didn't know where to leave this but thought 'Ah, the BBC.....' I had forgotten about him and the rumours that surrounded him Draw your own conclusions.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Derby Dead Pool 2023

    I don't think anybody on here can sniff out a corpse like you can.
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Ideas and possibilities for 2024

    Colin Jeavons, a very fine character actor, is 93. Ok, that doesn't mean he is at deaths door but he is a another fish to be shot in the barrel, as is traditional in the DL fashion, or summat.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    Jill Dildo Dando.
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    Yes. I have read as much as I can about that, fascinating. Government agent killed by agents of another government, methinks.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    The Penny Bell case is very interesting. She was brutally murdered, in her car, in broad daylight. Nobody saw a thing.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    1) Her parents.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Mysterious thread…

    JFKs brain, well most of it, ended up over the boot of the Lincoln Continental they were travelling in. It was said that Jackie Kennedy was frantically scooping up the brain as the car sped off.
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    Comforting....
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    Churchill died the month that I was born.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    First Celebrity Death You Remember

    This thread only serves to remind me that I am getting on a bit. Too many posters here that are considerably younger than my own kids.
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