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    Having my knob played with by Amazonian women who have a penchant for men who are hung like emaciated field mice.

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    ICU is for people that need more attention than in a standard ward. It does not mean that you are dying. As much as I am not a fan of Johnson, he is our Prime Minister and there is not a single person in this country who would want the job he has in front of him at this time unless they were complete morons. He also has a baby on the way, a child that could, possibly, end up not knowing their daddy. The bile that has been spewed over him has come from utter cunts. Publicity stunt? What kind of cunt comes up with that type of thinking!!! He looked fucking ill the last time we all saw him, what part of that did they not see FFS. Basically, he is more ill than some but is not, as far as we know, at deaths door. He also has the most unenviable job going, the buck stops with him, irrespective if what he says and does is borne from people who know more about this virus than he does. He is fucked if he does and he is fucked if he doesn't. People need to lay off him and do the inquests after this shit is over and not during.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Yeah, I got two from LG. They were the days!
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    You really are a complete and utter prick, aren't you.
  4. Well I'm fucked if I am going to be eating there.....
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    20. Honor Blackman

    She had a good career but not a great one. I think she was born in the wrong era. Strong, independent woman who could kick arses was not really an asset in the 60s and 70s.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Absolute class there!
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Any holes a goal.
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Go on - Show Us Your Warnings.....

    Interesting. We can talk away about maggot infested corpses, pretty much troll the shit out of who we think will cark it, at some point, but we absolutely must not link to a website where cocks are pounding vaginas, mouths and arse holes. Very interesting....
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    I can't think of many situations where people will be admitted to hospital with it and not be put on a ventilator. BJ being on one is hardly a shock, is it.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    So what the fuck are people with Thalidomide supposed to do?
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Is that the one where a woman was attacked by a croc and has a big scar on her face? I preferred Sons and Daughters and The Sullivans, which starred the Australian Queen of TV and Theatre Lorraine Bayly. She is deffo obitable and will be due an Aussie state funeral, or summat.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Room 101

    Stupid question. Have you tried putting the BT router back in?
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    I'm not a burglar.
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Yeah but we are not allowed out. Maybe I could vandalise the house and threaten the neighbours with a meat cleaver?
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    The boredom is really taking hold now, isn't it.
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