Lord Fellatio Nelson

Vince Cable Biggest fucking joke of all.

Doesn't work here. We call it petrol.

I know where all the CCTV cameras are at my workplace. Just saying, like...….

Yeah but, on your past form, anybody who is over 30 should be cremated, right? Burn the old fucker and all the rest of us geriatrics so we can leave the planet to you and all the other young things to fuck up when you get to the age we are now. Come on Deathers, it's tempting, right?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/brexit/brexit-poland-breaks-ranks-from-other-eu-countries-to-suggest-time-limit-on-irish-backstop-to-satisfy-tory-rebels/ar-BBSxd60?MSCC=1548100533&ocid=spartandhp

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sFf0x_1548095763 A disgruntled Scouser wrecks a new Travelodge because he is owed £600. I'm amazed nobody ran up to him and shouted ''calm down, calm down!!!!!!

It fucks me off every time I see her name jumping out at me on the forum thread. I cannot help but mentally note her name as either Douglas Bader or Bader Meinhoff ( ok, so its Andreas Baader and Ulrika Meinhoff ) etc. Annoying!!!

I've had to wheelspin out of that junction many times tbf, it is a fucking horrible junction. The real question, however, is whether the debris actually came from his car or the Kia or could it have been shite from a previous accident(s) Maybe I ought to pop up there and gather as much crap as I can and do a 'buy it now' on flea bay before the flea bay morality Police pull it. I have a mortgage that could do with paying off.

No, no you don't get it, you silly sausage. Those millions were taken out of Zimbabwe and put somewhere where only his wife, her lover and family can get at it all when he carks it. Shhhhh!!! The 'medical expenses' bollocks is just a smokescreen!!

Tbf, the webbing between her fingers will take longer to heal.

That's one of your better ones!

Maureen who?

Cancer is funnier. Fuck off.

I didn't watch those either Handy. I liked the cast around her in Happy Valley. I think she is a bit overrated, personally. I'm going to miss Norton in Grantchester, I love that series!

Hypothetical is NOT my favourite word. Cunt is.