Lord Fellatio Nelson

Was gonna treat myself to a pack of Nik Naks but I think I’ll leave it......

Hows yer bladder, nowadays?

Shit happens.

She is so toxic, I doubt that anybody would be bankrolling her, they'd run a mile. I think it's her own money, she is desperate to network, get heard and seen. Quite sad, really.

Mate, you are overthinking this Simplify it to something like 'He is 93 and could go at anytime. 'He may not see breakfast'. Fucking simple really.

Just saw this. Bloody loved him in Hill Street Blues.

Tell you what, I don't like him very much but, I am pretty sure that, with him in charge WW3 will be less of an issue. Oh, yeah, he is guilty, not sure he is on ALL charges.

Always look on the bright side, eh, Mary!

Yeah, her hand was going ten to the dozen. She could wank somebody off without moving a single muscle.

He really is a rancid cunt, isn't he.

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying b*****d. He's never been out of the garden.

I had no idea David Icke was on here posting!!!

I like the new Dr. I like his sidekick. I did, however, sit there waiting for the script writers to shoe horn in something political/social so that they could educate working class knuckle draggers like me. They didn't disappoint, did they.

I've not got a bet on or anything..