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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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About Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    What the fuck can you say to that?
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    If you have a lisp you are doubly fucked. The Government will create a post for a Lispfinder General to roam the country and burn them all at the stake.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Tony Slattery

    I am waiting for somebody to reply 'Oh no you didn't!' I am fucked if I am going to.
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Avast, Me Hearties! It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day!

    This proves, beyond all reasonable doubt, that YW is to humour what oral cold sores are to blow jobs.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Time Added

    England Footballer Leah Williamson. From Twitter..." Leah Williamson has been withdrawn from the squad as a precaution, there is nothing further we can add..."
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    Really? Don't tell me, you are a anthromorphised raccoon too!
  7. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    George Clinton

    Well, he certainly wasn't dressed courtesy of Gok Wan, was he!
  8. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    ...and how did they feel on you?
  9. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    I do recall, and I am sure they existed, condoms that covered cock AND balls. I am not sure why, it makes no sense.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    You are probably right but her wording suggests that it looks more like he died from underlying health issues. Anyway, not very lucky, is she...
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    I have no issue shaking someone's hand so long as it is on the end of a ten foot fucking arm.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Coronavirus death toll 2020

    Broadly speaking, face masks have eroded whatever common sense people had regarding this virus. Wear a mask? Great, the 2m rule can go out of the fucking window because face masks protect, right? It's a bit like some twat believing that they will never have an accident because their car has anti lock brakes and collision avoidance technology. No fucks given, basically.
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    48. William H Gates

    Oh, always!
  14. Yeah, when they finally finish the roadworks!!!
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