Lord Fellatio Nelson

Yeah, we will now be putting the ENIC OUT banners away and stop chanting 'Levy Out' on the terraces. That is the c**ts 12th appointment, seriously, I am all out of fucks to give now. They may as well put Schofield in charge for all I care.

See? Lardy was bang on!

Surprised to find that this lady, a staple of British TV comedy & drama of the 60s & 70s is 90 years young. Quite prolific in theatre land to, so I'm lead to believe. Toni Palmer.

Elsewhere, on't web, Lardy was convincing me that he was dead and they were just waiting for the right time to announce it. Possible.........

Look, he is 97 years old. His health is going to deteriorate, he is going to die. The End

Vicky Wright, daughter of legend Billy and Joy Beverley has died. Dunno if it belongs on here or it has already been reported. Don't care, either.

It's a crap hole that has spent more years than I care to remember in civil war. You want to do business there? Want to teach? Do a bit of 'charidee? On your head be it, don't expect the Government to bail you out of the shit. The only people that needed to be there were Government employees. The End. Edit: If you think I'm just blowing air out of my arse hole, speak to the multitude of Sudanese refugees who now live in the UK.

I thought she died years ago.

You mean all of the Sudanese who became dual nationals when they fled Sudan to escape certain death but have just popped back to see their cousin Mohamed for a couple of weeks.

Yeah, all those absolute fucking idiots, travelling 100s of miles to unfurl ENIC out banners and chant 'Levy Out'. No wonder we are an absolute fucking shit show.

OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I take it you don't get out much then....

The next James Bond film will see 007 transition from a man to a woman. Cocktopussy