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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    A Frenchman a Scotsman and a Jew are stranded in a desert. The Frenchman exclaims 'I'm so thirsty I could drink a bottle of wine! The Scotsman chimes in 'I'm so thirsty I could drink a bottle of Whiskey! The Jew looks at them both and says 'I'm so thirsty...I must be diabetic! I'll get my coat.
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    48. Shane MacGowan

    Fair play to him. Maybe though, just to focus his attention, he needs to be reminded that his teeth are patiently waiting for him 'on the other side' or summat.
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    British Character Actors

    He has been in a metric shit ton of things tbf. If my memory serves me well, I think I first knew about him from the TV series Billy Liar. IIRC, was he not the Funeral Parlour owner, Mr Shadrack? That is off the top of my head, I expect to be shot down.
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    Chirac's couple

    I will shove this here as I don't think there is anywhere else to put it. If there is it can be moved. We went to see Ghost Stories at the Ambassador Theatre, off of Shaftesbury Avenue yesterday. It was an extremely entertaining 1hr 30 mins with fine actors in a wonderfully ' cosy and compact' theatre. Highly recommended.
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    British Character Actors

    I thought he had died years ago!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'd be in my own space, coughing, farting and picking my nose in my own space and not having to share my own space will halitosis sufferers who smell like their own wet dogs who have smoked all the ciggies.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I"m now at Kings Cross and on a train ready to take me home. When Lady FN and I got on it we had nobody sitting opposite us. Now we have two who are uncomfortably close and invading that barrier we stick around ourselves. One passenger is chomping on a fucking sandwich and wiping the crumbs off of his shirt.... You can shove public transport up your arse.
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    Legends in their own minds

    You mean Leg end.
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    Legends in their own minds

    At least you bothered to start a thread. Way too many here moan like fuck about threads yet start bugger all themselves because they are happy enough to feed off of others efforts or summat.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    .....and the trust score of Corbyn, Swinson etc would be about the same as Jeffrey Archer and Gary Glitter. That is the whole sodding point, Johnson is a monumental dick and as slippery as an eel but he is the only one who is trusted, by degree, more than the others to deliver what people voted for. The opposition is as bad, if not worse, than him and it is yet another case of the public having the choice between dog shit and cat shit. If there is no good alternative we have to run with him and, be in no doubt, if he delivers the Brexit, as half arsed as it will be, he will win the next General Election with a healthy majority. In truth, millions of us would rather have the blond shagger than a marxist bell end or a libtard luvvie. Yes, it's that bad!
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    Paul Gascoigne

    That's your best one ever.
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    Billy Connolly

    If he is talking about getting on with dying, well, he is taking his fucking time a bit, isn't he!
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    5. Leah Bracknell

    Ever the diplomat.
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    5. Leah Bracknell

    You get the best chance of surviving cancer if it is diagnosed early. I can tell you from personal experience that staff shortages have fuck all to do with poor early diagnosis, fucking useless GPs and consultants do. Even when she was dying she was on the wrong sodding train.
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    Paul Gascoigne

    He was utterly bat shit crazy in that game. The tackles were terrible BUT they were not made to take the players out, he was just running around like a kid who found the key to the sweet shop, went in and locked the door behind him. When you look back on his football career it is hardly surprising that he has ended up a sad wretch of a man, consumed by alcoholism and mental health issues. I do not condone his actions on that train but I do understand that he would have been primed and ready to do something as fucking stupid as that. Stupidity is no defence though, is it.

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