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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Harvey 'Wank Stain' Weinstein

    Michael Winner has also been accused by a couple of British, er, 'character actresses....'
  2. Jimmy Greaves

    Did Bale say Hola from his sick bed? Money for old rope on that one.
  3. Jimmy Greaves

    Not a sperm gargling Gooner, are we? Anyway, that's a tragic picture. I know Greaves was a bit of an old cantankerous bastard but, Im sure, its not the way he would want to go, or summat.
  4. British Character Actors

    Back in the day she seemed to be in every sit com going. I thought she would have been, at least, 112 years old.
  5. 35. Sandy Gall

    When I was a boy I used to think that Sandy Gall had one of those faces that had been partially melted in a fire or summat. I was obviously wrong though.
  6. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Stormzy = Wankzy.
  7. 18. Robert Mugabe

    Come on now. If anybody knows how to keep people alive its Mugabe. He tortures them till they are almost dead......then brings them back from the brink.......then tortures them till they are almost dead......then brin........
  8. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    So you go and park up at Tescos, the car park being as big as a football pitch. You park away from everybody else, umpteen spaces around you and spaces as far as the eye can see. You do your shopping then come out to find an utter fucking wankstain has parked right next to you. You also observe other utter cretins doing likewise then trying to haul themselves out of the narrow door opening so as not to have their door hit the adjacent cars one. What the fucking hell is wrong with people? Why are they so fucking THICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Football

    1-1. I cannot complain.
  10. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    It may as well be.
  11. Comics & Comedy Writers

    EFA
  12. Death List Convention

    Erm, no. Im just trying to think of what the euphemism would be because Im a bit dim.
  13. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    My garden looks more shit than normal. I have had to replace some rotten fence posts. Unfortunately, the builder of my home decided that they would set the posts in enough concrete to ward off a nuclear strike ( Trumps fault ) so that, I alone, could not possibly lift out or break up the old shite without serious injury or summat. The Firebird came to the rescue!!
  14. DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Ed Sheeran gets knocked over in London and he only breaks his fucking arm. FFS!! I blame Trump.
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