Lord Fellatio Nelson

I always had Toast up for being Elsie Tanner! No, never met her. Met, off the top of my head.... Lardy, MPFC, LG, RA, STTG & DTTG, TM ( who was notapotato) Captain Oates, DWB, HMBWA, another fella who I can't remember (last on here years ago) ATJ, and others. I will try to remember them and update. Had some great meets tbf, we really are just ordinary folk that rock!! Got pissed too! EDIT: Alphonsin. We all loved him, such a lovely guy!! EDIT 2: Godot.

......in other news. Wee Jimmy got booed when she arrived in Dunfermline today.

Ok, who knows who this ' well known' celebrity paedo, who is about to be outed, is?

We are fucking ace to meet!

Gambo has a hell of a gut on him!

We now await The Engineer and another conspiracy theory, ya know, The Queen ain't dead. Nope, she just disappeared to live her remaining days in South America with Jim Morrison and anybody who was involved in the funeral is being bumped off coz they know too much.

....but apart from that all ok?

Oh!!! So bad but funny!

Huw Pill, the BOE Chief Economist, has stated that 'Over the course of the past week, there has be a significant repricing of financial assets. Part of that re-pricing reflects broader global developments. Part of it reflects the ongoing normalisation of macroeconomic policy after the pandemic-induced episode of exceptional ease. But there is undoubtedly a UK-specific component'. 'As the Governor said in his statement on Monday afternoon, we are monitoring financial markets developments – and, in particular, that UK-specific component – very closely'. Nowt more to say.

So, let's look at where we are, apart from fucked. The Prime Minister and Chancellor are finished. The two remaining options are another change of Tory leader & cabinet reshuffle or a general election. Two issues spring to mind, here. The '... moving of the deck chairs on the Titanic' will be attributed to another Tory leadership election and, with an election, the money markets, generally distrusting of anything Labour and socialism, are not going to be having celebratory wanks over a red landslide. So, it looks like we are royally fucked on all fronts. We are doomed!

No shit Sherlock.

I take it Sturgeon has run out of toilet paper.

Being a rich American will mean that he will have a better than average chance of going beyond the other averages. Just sayin, like.

Was it Wilson who said 'A week is a long time in Politics' or summat? Sir Keith has gone from that gormless looking twat who you hope doesn't come and sit next you on the bus you are on to a man running around like an amorous dog with two dicks. He actually believes that this his his moment, he is the Political porn star with a full nut sack, ready to unload. Now if he could keep Abbott, Rayner etc and the like away from the action, well... ..

It is beyond satire. It is as if they have done it all on purpose, like, they COULD have bought out a tax cutting budget with all the provisos for paying the shit tons of money they would be borrowing back but..nah. I've not seen a Government in my life time so intent on committing political and economic suicide to the point where you are imploring the cabinet to be sectioned for their and our protection. As an aside, I am curious to know how all of those Corbyn devotees are reacting to all of this. He did, at the last election, promise the fucking earth, had no plan on how to pay the borrowed money back but was feted as some sort of messiah. Well, now we know what would have happened had he got in! Who would have thought it, Sir Keith, out to rescue us all.