Lord Fellatio Nelson

Is this the right place to say that Basketball is about as exciting as netball played by mice? No? Well who gives a fuck!

So who has this sock account then?

How can you possibly know if I am trolling you or anybody else if you have blocked me and cannot see my posts you bell end? Very weak!

I've just had a look back on this thread. I fucking LOVED The Pooka, the greatest of the great. That is apart from Mary and CA, obviously.

YW is back pedalling now.....

Never heard of Robert Archibald, how many others have? Not many. Not surprising that it gets to the 'well he was Scottish so the rest of the UK didn't think he mattered' bullshit. Wait until Scotland becomes independent, absolutely nobody will give a fuck then. Mind you, the rest of us don't now.

Aye but he was made up for the cameras. I bet he is really a grey skinned old corpse.

I wonder just how many European players, from the past, have gone the way of Astle and Peters etc. Heading was always considered to be something that, if not uniquely British, was a speciality that we were pretty damn good at, maybe because we played the ball in the air too much while the continentals kept it on the ground and at feet.

So what is a 98 year old man supposed to look like?

You are the shining example of why the forum is fucking dire, Toast is not.

Did you also have an Aunty Fish and a cousin Savaloy?

Just think, a cure for all cancers will mean no more chuggers, no more awareness campaigns, no research carried out by teams of scientists, no admins, no staff whatsoever. Unemployment will suddenly rocket!

Chip is American. Chippy, on the other hand, is where the British go on a Friday after work for Fish and chips etc.

CA is female and considerably smarter than the males.

I reckon Des O'Connor will go this year. The last time I saw him on TV he looked very weak, his voice lacking any strength. He didn't look like he had the energy to pull his underpants on. Mark my words!