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    Mods, feel free to smack my arse if there is already a thread on the subject. Presenters. Whatever happened to Michael Aspel? What about Peter Marshall, presenter of Miss World and continuity announcer for ( IIRC) Thames Television in the 1970s? What happened the the old fashioned presenter, eh? Answers on a Post Card...................
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Yep, he was 17 when the old tyrant was removed on a permanent basis. Obviously, at the age of 17 he would have been the perfect agent.
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    9/11 anniversary.

    Aye, a legend in your own mind.
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    9/11 anniversary.

    That used to be a speciality of the forum tbf. The good old days, if such days actually existed. Fuck, they did exist!!
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    They Say We're Sick

    You advising Mary on the finer points of the English language and its usage is as ridiculous and pointless as saying the late Jeffrey Epstein used to advise men on how to pull and shag MILFS.
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    9/11 anniversary.

    Fucking hell, next you will be thinking that we actually give more than two fucks what you post. We only ban the viscious and nasty, bell ends tend to remain because they are harmless. You are a harmless bell end.
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    Fort William Football Club

    That actually made the Beebs news ( text ) service and I know that because I read it at, around, 6.30 am this morning!!
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    9/11 anniversary.

    I am like that tbh. When I was an engineer I would rather eat in the van than in a welfare room which tended to be inhabited with grotty bastards who were too smelly and too loud.
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    9/11 anniversary.

    Was you Billy Nomates then???
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    9/11 anniversary.

    I was with a work colleague trying to renew broken overhead lines to a pumping station which was on the other side of a small river. We had to park on a river bank, put ladders, cable, tools and us onto a farmers rowing boat and row across the river to the other side. Coming back we had to abort a landing 3 times because a herd of cows were stopping us from getting to the side. Eventually, we managed to get the boat and us on to dry land. It was then that Lady FN rang me with the news, as it was happening.
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    9/11 anniversary.

    Everybody here will be able to tell you what they were doing that day. It had that much of an impact. Ditto Kennedy, the Moon landing and who shot JR. Small nation we may be but we are worldly in a way the US could only hope to be. Ok?
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    9/11 anniversary.

    Yes, why not.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    That puts that one to bed then.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Is your tongue firmly in your cheek or rammed up a kilt wearers arsehole when you say that? Please, quantify exactly how the South has 'neglected' the North. An itemised list of our wrong doings to them please.
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    Ringo Starr

    Aye. That has had him crying into his bank account.
  16. Ok chums, this is the thread where you can exclaim "Its cold!!" or "Ive got to take Tibby to the vets to be de bollocked" (or summat). Basically, you can put anything into here that doesnt neccessarily fit or belong in other threads. It should keep the Stasi from complaining about posts meandering off topic/post quality blah f'ucking blah. Anyway, as a first post, I ponder this question. Lesbians. Have they got life licked?
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Maybe its been done, maybe the mods can merge?? Tempus gave us the Brian Cant thread and, at the mo, that utter legend ( another one that shall not appear on ANY Death List ) Derek Griffiths is appearing on Corrie. He was also on a recent Silent Witness episode and, to be fair, he is looking well good. Any news to report on any other Playschool/Playaway stalwarts??
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    The Chequered Flag

    https://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/17697799.mclarens-first-ever-formula-one-car-designer-dies-aged-80/ Is this what you mean by a proper obit?
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    Boris Johnson

    Why would there be a general strike? What is clear about this whole bollocks up is that, by a country mile, it was the working classes that voted to leave. Those same working classes are the union members, like i was for over 30 years, who would be unlikely to down tools. More chance of the Richmond set and Richard Branson going on strike. Who would notice or actually give a fuck? Unlucky Pbb, you will have to come back!!
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    Two years tops before they relocate to the States.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    EFA. Maybe he doesn't want to talk to you until you are in a better mood. Go and wank into a sock, you will feel better. The sock will not.
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    in YOUR opinion which, to be fair and to quote your own meme...
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    You are just in one of your 'ban me PB, you utter cunt' moods.
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    Yep, anything old must be utterly shite, decrepid and, if human, euthanised. Hey, only what is young and youthful are entitled to propagate the forums and planet earth, eh!
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    Oh, Handy!! There is something about having a crap on something/somebody that is bothering you.

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