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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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  1. Ok chums, this is the thread where you can exclaim "Its cold!!" or "Ive got to take Tibby to the vets to be de bollocked" (or summat). Basically, you can put anything into here that doesnt neccessarily fit or belong in other threads. It should keep the Stasi from complaining about posts meandering off topic/post quality blah f'ucking blah. Anyway, as a first post, I ponder this question. Lesbians. Have they got life licked?
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    Names we dislike

    Did you also have an Aunty Fish and a cousin Savaloy?
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    Cure for Cancer....

    Just think, a cure for all cancers will mean no more chuggers, no more awareness campaigns, no research carried out by teams of scientists, no admins, no staff whatsoever. Unemployment will suddenly rocket!
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    Names we dislike

    Chip is American. Chippy, on the other hand, is where the British go on a Friday after work for Fish and chips etc.
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    Deathlist On The Net

    CA is female and considerably smarter than the males.
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    Presenters

    Mods, feel free to smack my arse if there is already a thread on the subject. Presenters. Whatever happened to Michael Aspel? What about Peter Marshall, presenter of Miss World and continuity announcer for ( IIRC) Thames Television in the 1970s? What happened the the old fashioned presenter, eh? Answers on a Post Card...................
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    I reckon Des O'Connor will go this year. The last time I saw him on TV he looked very weak, his voice lacking any strength. He didn't look like he had the energy to pull his underpants on. Mark my words!
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    Time Added

    I remember him when he was playing!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I gave a up a good job with good pay to go and work in a fucking hotel while the missus did waitressing and bar work. We scrimped enough to pay for our daughter to have extra lessons to try and get her up to some sort of speed with the language. We sold up, bought a van and threw our lives into it to drive across Europe into complete uncertainty. We survived and the experience was invaluable. You either have the gumption to do it or you don't. You talk a load of shit, you always have. Comment when you have actually DONE something apart from commuting up and down the fucking A12 5 days a week, or whatever you actually do. I tell you now, 97% of those that were so fucking irate and adamant that they were going to leave the country and live in the EU have not done so and never will. FACT. All mouth and no fucking action. You either talk it or you do it.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Im not going to any US state where I could end up being called 'purdeeee' by a man with 14 fingers and no jaw.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I've lived in two EU countries. I didn't have a pot to piss in when I left for the first one and enough to rent and live ( frugally) for a year when I schlepped my family out to the second. Money is a small issue, having the balls to do it is the big issue. Many talk about it and will never do it. Be bold.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Because us dregs should stick together!!
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    No, he on my FB.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    AFAIK, he is who he says he is. I know about him off of here, his real name, what he looks like, what he does, where he lives etc etc. I suggest that he was just a tad confused, it's his age.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Christ, does it matter!!! I was here in 2007 and he wasn't. I'm sure you have better things to do and arseholes to rip out of others etc etc. The End.
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    Barbara Windsor

    Diplomacy wins again!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Just wondering about all of those folk who threatened to leave the country if we left the EU. Well, have you?
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    Barbara Windsor

    She hasn't. It was all one big terrible fucking lie supported by tight tops and push em up bras.
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    Barbara Windsor

    The only thing I will say is that I get a tad peeved with the '...we are making people aware of Cancer / Dementia / HIV / Parkinsons disease.....' etc, etc, fucking etc. It's like we have all lived in dark caves and have only just emerged, naïve and without a fucking clue. Ok, so as we are now SUPER AWARE, thanks to Scott, what the fuck exactly are we all meant to do now? Will us knowing make it all go away? No. Will it eradicate it from the Planet? No. Will it guarantee more research and funding? No. Will knowing that Babs is going down hill faster than an Olympic Skier going to comfort those that are in the same situation? No. Basically, a complete waste of fucking time then.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I actually loved living in Germany, it was ( I dunno what it's like now) a great country!
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    I Miss Badegg

    Hmmmmm. If you say so.
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    Lets see how long it takes before it all kicks off again regarding us fucking saps paying for their security home AND abroad. This will not do !!!!
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Nobody says sorry here. It is a sign of weakness.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Whatever you are smoking in Louisiana, get me some FFS!!!!!
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