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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    I try not to.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    I had no idea R2D2 had found a lifetime partner.
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    Political Frailty

    How fitting that they managed to find the only Jag ambulance in the UK to cart him of to hospital in.
  4. Ok chums, this is the thread where you can exclaim "Its cold!!" or "Ive got to take Tibby to the vets to be de bollocked" (or summat). Basically, you can put anything into here that doesnt neccessarily fit or belong in other threads. It should keep the Stasi from complaining about posts meandering off topic/post quality blah f'ucking blah. Anyway, as a first post, I ponder this question. Lesbians. Have they got life licked?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    This has to be the biggest nose on the planet since Jimmy 'rink a dink on dat piano' Durante took his final curtain call. Fucking epic!!!
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    "Online dating" is a big enough clue to the mulitude of bell ends that require all the help they can get to meet somebody. Just another example of todays society that seem incapable of having a shit without the help of a support group. You, on the other hand, will be fine, I am sure there is a Robot just for you out there who will match your dynamic personality and analytical mind. Mebbeee there is a dating site for Vulcans.
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    42. John McCririck

    Assuming that The Booby didn't do the tweet for him. He never was the picture of health and he always looked like a heart attack/pneumonia candidate even when he was running around race courses ranting and gesticulating to all and sundry. Mind you, if you were stupid enough to bet, he was your champion. Millions of woodbine smoking , flat capped punters around Yorkshire the country will lament his passing when he, eventually goes.
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    Overrated People

    Just think If her mum had swallowed or spat it out, she may not have been created. That would have been one less human who required feeding, keeping warm, being clothed, farting into the atmosphere and, eventually, needing a home to live in before creating two more ( as an average) humans that would require the same again. Earths resources eaten up just a little bit more. Maybe she will do the right thing and be sterilised, thus helping to keep the worlds population down, by an example, and saving the world from children who would follow in her footsteps of being a smug sanctimonious cunt. Could work.
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    The Dead of 2019

    He always looked like he was 79 even when he wasn't 79.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    I wouldn't bother too much. When you get your second referendum and vote for independence, you will have wee Jimmy to lead you all to the promised land.
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    Mods, feel free to smack my arse if there is already a thread on the subject. Presenters. Whatever happened to Michael Aspel? What about Peter Marshall, presenter of Miss World and continuity announcer for ( IIRC) Thames Television in the 1970s? What happened the the old fashioned presenter, eh? Answers on a Post Card...................
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    A Joke

    I didn't laugh purely because I did not think it was particularly funny. If Jim Davidson had said 'Why do Pakistanis smell? So the blind can hate them too' he would have had every rent a quote in Westminster and all 'Offended of Kingston Upon Thames' all over him, pretty much finishing him for good but Carr? Pretty much fuck all apart from The Little People Charity expressing their dismay. We live in strange times.
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    Sexy Politicans

    What's that? I cannot remember.
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    Sexy Politicans

    It has never been seen as a particularly offensive word to me either Toastie. It would, however, be fair to say that its use in the modern day and age tends to be in a manner that puts the female beneath the ' boot of her master' if you see what I mean. Modern porn is littered with abusive porn where viewers are conditioned into the notion that women who fuck men are all bitches, sluts snd whores and should be treated considerably less than humans with brains. Its utterly abusive and I detest men who use that language. Unfortunately, that language has come out into the wider society and it stinks.
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    Sexy Politicans

    It's big WOMEN not bitches. I do utterly detest this modern day 'bitches and sluts' label that men, and I use that word in the weakest of terms, use when talking about women like they are bits of fuck meat. By all means lust but don't fucking talk about them as if they are somehow lesser than men. PS: Priti is pretty but wears that smug smile like a badge of honour. I still would though.
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    Horse Racing

    Evonne Goolagong?
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    Horse Racing

    Aye, just like us. We have stable forum names and in real life we have posh normal names like Dick Jockstrap or summat.
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    Sexy Politicans

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    6. Vera Lynn

    https://www.theargus.co.uk/announcements/deaths/deaths/15146678.Roger_Welch/ Is this , I mean, real??? Are you pulling my chain, was it really her brother?
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    Sexy Politicans

    Why does that not surprise me.
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    The Dead of 2019

    Not if you believe in reincarnation.
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    The Dead of 2019

    I agree with you.
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    Holiday Thread

    He is clean shaven Toastie. Let yer juices flow!!!
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    Holiday Thread

    No. He looked a tad uncomfortable once he had been spied. It was best to leave him be or summat.
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    Holiday Thread

    On a train today heading back to Nice from Monaco and who should be sitting a few rows away from me? Twas the actor John Dutine. He clocked me clocking him and he knew that he had been rumbled. Looked rather red around the face, did John. Watch this space.

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