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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I've only just seen the disagreement over sticking 'Happy Birthday to..' people in threads where Toastie thinks they shouldn't go and, personally, I agree with her. So, as noble as it is for GC to recognise that some people are still alive out there to have birthdays to celebrate, maybe they can all be put in here. This should satisfy all, everybody and nobody in equal measure. Gooseberry, this is your very own place on here. Enjoy.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Who the fuck has been talking about me then?
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    1. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    What would cheer us lot on here up would be for you to bugger off.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Apparently, some of them were his neighbours....
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You sick puppy!
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    Donald J Trump

    Thanks for that. It is now quite possible that Unicorns exist and Verne Troyer had a cock that was longer than his body.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Hated that song then and I fucking hate it now.
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    The Dead of 2020

    That is just, well, funny!
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    Donald J Trump

    Hold on, hold on. Did he REALLY say that? I know he is an utter ball bag but fake news works both ways. I'd like to see the original source!
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    Donald J Trump

    I have missed your well honed sarcasm.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Yeah, highly effective..
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    Dead Pop Stars

    I love that group. As much as I do, however, I was always a tad appalled when I saw Steve on TV. He was walking around like he did 40 years ago, complete with a 1973 style shit haircut. You really cannot dress like that when you hit a ripe old age, it just looks wank, pop star or no pop star. Just sayin, like.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    There is one good American expression though and it is 'Pussywhipped'. I love it!
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    Conspiracy Theories

    It's all gone too 'lah de dah' now!
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Fucking hell! Essex has descended into an impression, albeit a shit one, of Sloane Square. Admit it, you are a fucking Sloanie!
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    Boris Johnson

    If only it really was funny. I am finding fuck all to laugh about at the mo.
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    Alex Higgins (And Snooker)

    Yeah, I think Zorders beats that.
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    Alex Higgins (And Snooker)

    I think Zorders would run him close on that one.
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    Boris Johnson

    Is this near enough?
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Well, yes.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    We live in strange times. I cannot remember, in my lifetime, a more inept, corrupt, rancid, moral free government. It is difficult to comprehend just how fucking useless they have been, are and, in all probability, will be. They seem to be under the impression that they won the last election by a landslide when the reality is that Labour LOST by a landslide. Seriously, should we really be complaining about no more weekend updates? Do we really need to be spoon fed more bollocks and utter bullshit every sodding day? They are a bunch of fucking liars, utterly useless and have acted way too little and way too late. Cunts, total cunts.
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    Presenters

    Mods, feel free to smack my arse if there is already a thread on the subject. Presenters. Whatever happened to Michael Aspel? What about Peter Marshall, presenter of Miss World and continuity announcer for ( IIRC) Thames Television in the 1970s? What happened the the old fashioned presenter, eh? Answers on a Post Card...................
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    Songwriters

    This is an interesting point, I mean, there must be people out there that look a bit like Jimmy Savile and Rose West etc. What a curse that would be!
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    You have never seen Line of Duty? If you haven't, try and watch it from the very first series...
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