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  1. Ok chums, this is the thread where you can exclaim "Its cold!!" or "Ive got to take Tibby to the vets to be de bollocked" (or summat). Basically, you can put anything into here that doesnt neccessarily fit or belong in other threads. It should keep the Stasi from complaining about posts meandering off topic/post quality blah f'ucking blah. Anyway, as a first post, I ponder this question. Lesbians. Have they got life licked?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm not smart enough for her.
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    When will Harry and meghan divorce if at all?

    ....because he is a cunt,
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I would do Susie.
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    Prince Charles

    You may be right about Charles.
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    Prince Charles

    That presumes that masks really do work very well and the vaccines are useless at preventing severe illness and death. Both assumptions are bollocks.
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    Hollywood Possibilities

    Only just seen this. He was a hell of a baddie. Had an incredible physique and spoke fluent Russian, IIRC. I thought he'd go on to 100.
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    Your Least Impressive Celebrity Encounters

    Well it's not like they were going in to buy a trumpet and a tambourine, was it.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I've only just seen the disagreement over sticking 'Happy Birthday to..' people in threads where Toastie thinks they shouldn't go and, personally, I agree with her. So, as noble as it is for GC to recognise that some people are still alive out there to have birthdays to celebrate, maybe they can all be put in here. This should satisfy all, everybody and nobody in equal measure. Gooseberry, this is your very own place on here. Enjoy.
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Maybe its been done, maybe the mods can merge?? Tempus gave us the Brian Cant thread and, at the mo, that utter legend ( another one that shall not appear on ANY Death List ) Derek Griffiths is appearing on Corrie. He was also on a recent Silent Witness episode and, to be fair, he is looking well good. Any news to report on any other Playschool/Playaway stalwarts??
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

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    Bill Cosby

    I take it that, a virtually blind Cosby, would now have to order sedatives from the UK because all our medicine packaging has braille on it........
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    Late Euro championships 2020

    England V Germany games are like England V Scotland games. They become battles, lack finesse and psychology comes into play. They are almost like English premier league games, German domestic football is the closest thing to English football , maybe that's why the games are so bloody hard. We will be better against other European teams, maybe.
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    Presenters

    Mods, feel free to smack my arse if there is already a thread on the subject. Presenters. Whatever happened to Michael Aspel? What about Peter Marshall, presenter of Miss World and continuity announcer for ( IIRC) Thames Television in the 1970s? What happened the the old fashioned presenter, eh? Answers on a Post Card...................
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    It arrived 20 mins ago.
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    UFOs, Space Aliens and the like

    The book is winging its way to me. It will be a good read!
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    Football Manager Sacking Bingo 2

    It isn't even funny anymore.
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    A Joke

    BREAKING: Poland fans have gone on the rampage ahead of their game in the Euros. So far 60 cars have been completely valeted.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Hmmm. You seriously underestimate the power of shaming. Those advertisers have shit it, one accusation of consorting with Herr Neil would result it shit loads of bad publicity. Society is fragmenting very quickly, they will need to choose their audiences carefully. Or summat.
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    Late Euro championships 2020

    On the news tonight they were filming thousands of Scottish Football fans coming out of Kings Cross station. All, bar the odd three or four, were obviously coming in fancy dress because they had all dressed up to look like Russ Abbots 'See Yooo Jimeh! character. Fascinating.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    What does that have to do with people setting up groups on social media to target advertisers to 'persuade' them to withdraw their adverts from GB news? I suppose it was just pure coincidence that a group of advertisers just happened to think, in unison, 'Nah, I think we will stick our ads on another channel..' It was never about boycotting the programme, anybody can just switch off, it was about strangling the revenue from advertising to force them off air. If you seriously see no issue with that then we are on two different planets and I shall say no more.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Hey, they are not all noxious, a couple maybe but not all. There are plenty of noxious individuals all over other news networks, no fucker boycotts those networks. It's fucking blackmail 'withdraw your advertising or else' and it is WRONG on every level. The very people who are trying to shut down different opinions and control Press and network output are the actual kind of Nazis that they despise and vow to go all Simon Wiesenthal over on social media. These people were the great unwashed layabouts who, one day, decided to get a job, a partner, kids and live in the best part of Muswell Hill. They are fucking insane, they actually want revolution, total control by the hard left. They can fuck right off.
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    Lookie Likey

    Moe Howard of The Three Stooges & Joachim Lowe, The German National side manager
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    We are supposed to swallow the idea that there is some sort of conspiracy going on when the government is too fucking inept to do anything apart from look stupid.
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    I'm quite amazed. I always thought the fella was quite normal.
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