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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    I've only just seen the disagreement over sticking 'Happy Birthday to..' people in threads where Toastie thinks they shouldn't go and, personally, I agree with her. So, as noble as it is for GC to recognise that some people are still alive out there to have birthdays to celebrate, maybe they can all be put in here. This should satisfy all, everybody and nobody in equal measure. Gooseberry, this is your very own place on here. Enjoy.
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    The English Language

    Cruel....but fair.
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    27. Bob Newhart

    As has been said, some of us of a certain age remember his comedy routines like 'The Driving Instructor & Bus Conductor. Personally, I always thought they were funny, his delivery was immaculate.
  4. Ok chums, this is the thread where you can exclaim "Its cold!!" or "Ive got to take Tibby to the vets to be de bollocked" (or summat). Basically, you can put anything into here that doesnt neccessarily fit or belong in other threads. It should keep the Stasi from complaining about posts meandering off topic/post quality blah f'ucking blah. Anyway, as a first post, I ponder this question. Lesbians. Have they got life licked?
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    reasons for ban

    No, the fucking thing shouldn't be in anywhere but the bin.
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    The World of the Snowflake

    You may have heard in the news today that Kleenex ( MK and Deathsperms favourite tissue ) has now, after 60 years, decided to remove the term 'Mansize' on it's boxes as one little boy asked his mummy if that meant boys, girls and ladies could not use them. This, of course, had the Twitter brigade out to castigate the company for having such a sexist term in these times of ours, or summat. Add to that the 'Jazz Hands' replacement for applause at Manchester University and a whole shit load of other things, I was wondering if we can get up some sort of list/ suggestions that would truly placate the current generation? How about a demand that Manchester be renamed Peoplechester? Being manly? How about Personly? Wankers
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    Harvey 'Wank Stain' Weinstein

    So, as is normally the case when something like this breaks, women are now coming forwards, en masse, to describe their experiences with Horrible Harvey. Anyway, never mind all of that, what about the ones that did touch it or 'gave it a kiss' for that career launching part, that part that kept them in work or at the top? Working on the obvious theory that old Harvey had been at it for decades its improbable that he only ever got a female a part in a movie just because she was hugely talented. So, as we have some smart people out there, perhaps we can have a list of his films ( or stuff that was stamped with his 'genius' ) listed with all female leads/prominent females/females getting their break. All for us to speculate and not accuse, state as fact or anything else that will get us hung, obviously.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Stop acting like a thick shit. We are comparing the significance of two deaths globally, America is not globally, the UK is not globally. By a country mile, if you were to ask all members on here which, out of the two, they would consider to be the most significant, only you and a hand full of other fucking idiots would pick out BMX over Phil. Stop wasting time arguing over the fucking obvious.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    I understand your viewpoint. Your last words, however, nail on why his death was more significant GLOBALLY.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    I could have done that but it would have diluted the point. The USA is not Planet Earth, even though it thinks it is, at times.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    USA population : 330 million . Global population : 7.9 billion.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Aye, well, that puts into perspective how little the more mature of us know about (c) rap. His death has made global news, GLOBAL news. The tributes have also come in from all corners of the world. DMX would not have had two lines written in a Chinese newspaper. 'Significant' as has been said, could have more than one meaning but, essentially, it is about impact. Phil death has had a greater global impact than the death of some rapper who, by your own admission, last had a hit 18 sodding years ago. Honestly!
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I'm quite impressed that they think you have a knob.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Yeah, scrap the thread, it's shite.
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    Each Year's Most Significant Death.

    Are you still at school? One globally known man compared to somebody that couldn't carry a tune in a bucket so had to talk fast over a sound track ( that's rapping in a nutshell) who would have been well known to tone deaf english speakers under the age of 30. Fucking hell..
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Has it calmed the fuck down yet on here? Have the no marks, who joined just to post a couple of times on the thread, gone now? Just askin, like.
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    Name Shame?

    I would have let him sweat. Would have served him right for having that fame hungry Jackie Weaver as his avatar.
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    Mods, feel free to smack my arse if there is already a thread on the subject. Presenters. Whatever happened to Michael Aspel? What about Peter Marshall, presenter of Miss World and continuity announcer for ( IIRC) Thames Television in the 1970s? What happened the the old fashioned presenter, eh? Answers on a Post Card...................
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    22. Tony Bennett

    Looks like she has lost weight compared to pics/interview I saw some years back.
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    The Dead of 2021

    Because everybody else thinks you're a twat.
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    25. Queen Elizabeth II

    Yeah, she always refused to swallow Phil's load whenever they were travelling by the Royal Train.
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    Covid passports

    As I am not anti vax ( had mine) I cannot be anti passport.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    I used to love his shampoo, when I had lots of hair.
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Maybe its been done, maybe the mods can merge?? Tempus gave us the Brian Cant thread and, at the mo, that utter legend ( another one that shall not appear on ANY Death List ) Derek Griffiths is appearing on Corrie. He was also on a recent Silent Witness episode and, to be fair, he is looking well good. Any news to report on any other Playschool/Playaway stalwarts??
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    A few weeks ago, while doing his normal link from a game he was covering, he sounded bloody awful, his speech was slurred like he was drunk. I actually thought that he would get pulled off air, so bad he sounded. Subsequent weeks have seen him his normal self, if not ever so slightly subdued. Maybe there is a clue in there somewhere?

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