Lord Fellatio Nelson

Mind you, she made a fair go of trying to reverse park into that slot in the camera gantry.

Typical woman. Can't read a Sat Nav.

If that is what is left of Hadrians wall then get the bastard built up again pronto!!!

I bet you wear a big fuck off anorak.

Yes, yes it is as stupid as it sounds.

On the basis that all those 'illegal' drugs out there are easier to get hold of than a virgin in Essex it is common sense to think outside the box. I used to smoke the odd spliff or so years ago but the only drugs I consume now are prescribed by a GP. Legalise away. I'd ban alcohol, especially that horse sperm, sambucca, never touched the stuff.

I'm not playing.

That Elton John wankfest of an advert. What a crock of shit that is.

I'm not a big Volvo fan. Vulvas yes, Volvos no.

It may be fitting if he was buried in the car or summat.

I believe he is based up my way in March, Cambs. If he doesn't follow the hard Brexit line they will fucking hang him.

………..and if the channel goes 'titty over arse' as you say then nothing is leaving the Euro ports to here either. Europe will have a log jam that will please the French unions no end, the hate Macron as it is. Bring it on!!

I am actually in favour of legalising cannabis, I'm actually leaning towards the legalisation and government control/ cultivating of all drugs. It will completely destroy the drugs trade and drug barons overnight. Possibly.

The lack of income from 'exports' you mean?

Parkinsons and a great wank do.

What exactly are you so scared of then? Explain.

They got the highest share since 2001 because they were able to get students out of bed at 2PM to vote. The youth vote is going to be critical to their push for power. It is no coincidence that the labour voters I know and mentioned are considerably older than students. I actually welcome the idea of a Labour victory. Once they have been in and fucked up absolutely everything nobody will ever touch rampant Marxism socialism again.

Not letting you get away with throwing the usual left wing 'RACISTS and XENOPHOBES' bollocks at people who had good reason to vote the way they did has fuck all to do with wanting to interact with you.

Labour are that shit, even now, they would not win an election. Every staunch Labour voter I know will not vote for them while Corbyn is leader. They have really shot themselves in the foot.

You really are a complete cunt, aren't you. What the fuck makes you assume that people who wanted to leave are xenophobes and racists?? I voted to leave, I love Europe. I have lived in Spain and Germany. I can communicate in both languages badly. I have driven across the continent numerous times. I fucking holiday there numerous times a year. I welcome Europeans here to work because too many who are born here are bone idle fucks. Just to clarify, you Beano reading phillosopher, the 'free trade deal' is the actual sticking point of the deal. It has no end, we are tied in until the EU decides when we can leave negating one of the primary drivers of us leaving TO NEGOTIATE OUR OWN FUCKING TRADE DEALS!!!!!!!! Prick.

I've watched NASCAR and that is also shit, unless they are crashing.

No shit Sherlock.

You don't give a fuck anyway. You have an axe and a map. You will commence chopping Scotland away from England as soon as.....

Great contribution.

Do you want us to crowd fund you a plane ticket and the price of a nice big pillow with a non breathable casing?