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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Next Tory Leader

    ...and the fucking tragic thing? All of the blows landed on this shit show of a Government have been either self inflicted or by public opinion. Fuck all has landed from those useless cunts on the opposite benches, which says it all.
  2. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Next Tory Leader

    This. That is all.
  3. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Only with Politics, in general, who isn't?
  4. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    I have no rage and, despite my age, I am not impotent. Maybe I couldn't be arsed to tell you before, it isn't like you are THAT fucking important that I simply MUST answer your questions, is it.
  5. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Why, would the Tories who could have voted in favour of the motion been named so you could send them all Thank You cards? It was a fucking pointless motion raised by a pointless, useless leader of the opposition who wanted to oust a liar and a bull shitter. It's almost funny.
  6. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Exactly what further damage could he actually do, exactly? He is a dead man walking, his 'cabinet' have one eye on the new leader and will fuck him over as quick as anything if he starts trying to act like a Prime Minister again. World leaders re already moving on, they said their bye byes, Johnson is a persona non grata unless you are the Ukrainian President. Since when have the Tories felt any embarrassment? Do you REALLY think it would have made one iota of difference to their mindset if they had gone against the Labour motion? Listen, like it or not, and never mind current opinion polls, they have every chance of being returned to power in the next election if they get a new leader who makes sweeping changes to how they operate and hands out income tax cuts, fuel tax cuts and the like. Labour are a fucking shambles and will still be a fucking shambles at the next election. It is still the Tories to lose, unbelievable as it is. Quite why you threw a moral dilemma ( voting ) into the mix when you know, we all sodding know, they have no fucking morals, is a mystery to me.
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    Boris Johnson

    The only people who were truly complicit in Johnson's free for all would have been the wankers that voted for him to remain in charge in the recent no confidence vote and cabinet that stuck with him till the end. I will include the two no hopers who resigned too late, imho, to be considered on the side of doing what's right. As bad as they are, there are good MP's in their party just as there are good ones in Labour, Lib Dem etc etc. I will not tar them all with shite just because there is a significant number of MP's who are not fit to do the job and represent the people.
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    Boris Johnson

    I don't think it is. What would more useful is if they got their act together and presented a strong alternative to the shite we have in power at the mo. The country is well aware that there will be no election before one is due, it would be a good idea if Labour accepted that and just got on with building a shadow cabinet WITH a manifesto to take to an election when it comes. Another reason for me to think that they are all useless and tactical voting will do fuck all to make things any better for us.
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    Boris Johnson

    That, in a nutshell sums up that utter pile of dog wank that is the Labour party. What part of ' the Tories have a huge majority and would never vote themselves into a general election that they may not win' do they not actually get. They are an utter fucking joke.
  10. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Next Tory Leader

    I saw him interviewed, I think, by Sophy Ridge and he came across as somebody with even less charisma than IDS. Human mogadon, infact.
  11. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Club 27

    That has surprised me. I knew he was quite young when he set out, box of matches in one hand, can of petrol in the other but I had no idea he had such a short, albeit, productive career.
  12. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Aside from how she looks, from what I have seen from interviews etc, she seems to be on the ball, knowledgeable, assertive, doesn't take prisoners and.........I'm getting all hot and bothered....
  13. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Oh yes!
  14. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    You wouldn't have her licking the fecal crusts out of a tramps ring piece so the chances of her having a top job, any job, in the cabinet under the new PM is remote.
  15. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    A Joke

    Can somebody explain this one to me, please.
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Congratulations!!! You have won the 'No Shit Sherlock' award of the day. I'm sure there will be other real contenders as we go through the week but, I reckon, you are going to win!
  17. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    You are just jealous, you tart. I know you secretly have erotic dreams about Boris and rolling around on his fat. Go on, admit it.
  18. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    These cunts got into power because, at the time, the shite that was challenging them was unelectable. As big a cunt as Johnson was, he was not going to bankrupt us ( Ha, Ha, little did we know...) and raising taxes until they were taking our hard earned direct from our arse holes. If we are in the shit now, what would have Corby left us in, after he had borrowed a metric shit ton of money to create jobs and do whatevah. As for the Libs, they have only ever been a protest vote or for the middle classes & teachers that live on the coast, like we have up my way. Not very representative of the general population, I reckon, and the reason why, when it comes to showtime, people desert them and bet on the blue horse or the red one. Tactical voting, as a general rule of thumb, rarely solves the problem because you are more likely to have a hung parliament and what we really don't need, amongst a shit ton of other things, is a load of fucking squabbling between three shit parties about who gets to be Deputy PM and an office close to a convenient brothel. We need, whoever it may be, a saviour who gets on with the fucking job without poncing off to meet their bessie in Kiyv or however it's spelt ( fucked if I know now ) when the heat is on. So, on that basis, the parties can all squabble, people here can squabble about Boris being a massive cunt, 'we need an election now' and what is the best way to get rid of the Tories etc, etc and I will just keep my head down and plow on. Like most of us. PS: I do very much respect your opinions Toastie, I just can't always agree on them. Be a boring world if everybody agreed with everything. Probably a better one too.
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    Boris Johnson

    Yes, get rid of the lying prick, absolutely. Get rid of the Tories, yes, absolutely. I am, however, fucked if I will vote for A.N Other because they are the only options that we have left. I am sick to fucking death of it all, we have the worst set of Political Parties/Leaders I can ever remember and that is saying something when you factor in the likes of I.D.S, Michael Foot, et al. You all vote for who you like, I'm out.
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    Boris Johnson

    No, I cannot say a cat turd is better than a dog turd. I just won't bother voting, a first for me. Each to their own.
  21. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Boris Johnson

    Yes, an election is a great idea, who shall we vote for? Sir Keith? Fucking useless. Ed Davey? Ditto Anybody else? Er, no. So many fabulous Political leaders out there for us to choose from. Is it any wonder why that massive Prick has managed to hold on to power for so long? We are all fucked.
  22. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Death Anniversary Thread

    ...allegedly...
  23. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    If he had done it to women he would now be under investigation by the Police, a prosecution would be a virtual certainty and, at the very least, he would be stuck on the sex offenders register. That's the difference and it fucking stinks.
  24. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The grand Old Duke of Kent

    Either he is looking like Mr Burns or Mr Burns is looking like him.
  25. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Room 101

    Happened to me too. More and more extra layers of security now. Possibly, although I could be very wrong, could it have been a recent update, cookie deletion etc that has caused it to require more proof? Maybe?
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