Lord Fellatio Nelson

Cheers for that Motty............

No.

Ever been there for any length of time? No. When you do, you will know what you are talking about.

Utter myth. They are a shithouse TV creation, monsters that only exist on the fringes of real Essex which, to be fair, is pretty fucking grim nowdays.

Yeah, fucking foreign bastards!!

I hate the fucking song now, have done for years.

Whenever I hear them call him Dele im calling him Delicatessen.

I don't know why they just dont go into Phuket or somewhere like that, corral a bunch of elderly German/English/US Paedos, tell them there are a bunch of boys waiting for them and they only have to go and get them out. I'd say they would have them all out of that cave within the fucking hour.

The film was good. The bit that sticks in my mind is Pacino running full pelt after a baddie. He was running like a racehorse.

No

No

.......and im sitting in my van waiting for people to turn up and put some duct into the ground so that I can actually do something. We are that piss poor organised I will still be sitting here at 4pm with fucking heatstroke.

You need to watch British football more. We don't tolerate cheating and diving fuckers here.

Debbie Harry. Then again, I fancied my drama teacher more, she was lovely!

This!! I watched little Archie jink this way and that before planting the ball in the net. I roared when Gerry Armstrong stuck the ball in the net back in 82? I cheered on Wales in the Euros and even gave support to the Republic when they were punching above their weight. Most English people did exactly the same. Not anymore tho. Fuck them.

Sweden was the team i didn't want us playing, they are bastard difficult.

Hahahaha!!

....im just trying to find a pic of somebody straw clutching....

Well come on then!!!! Fucking hell, we finally broke the the 'curse' and we are no longer the utter failures of international football....like Scotland Knowing you, you slippery cunt, you probably had a sneaky tenner on us to go through on penalties!

I shall not bite.Cunt.

Yeah but shurely Connery is a jock so it doesn't count.

Aye.. JAMES.