Lord Fellatio Nelson

............which has pissed off all those Hhhhhocks all over the UK.

PS: see, i keep thinking back to that Fawlty Towers scene 'Manuel, get me a hammer' 'Que? 'GET ME A HAMMER! 'Ah si, a hammer sandwich! Gotta call him JAMES.....

I'm getting ever so slightly fucked off with the pundits insisting on calling Columbia player James "Ha..mes' because they call him that in his native tongue. Look, the bastard is called JAMES as in JAMES Bond and Sid fucking JAMES. Let the natives call him Ha...mes and leave us to call him JAMES!!!

Oh well, it was seen anyway!

No good for Deathsperm, he uses socks.

Ah, a posh rave then.

^^^^^^ ......another complete tosser. FFS!

I'm not.

You mean they won't be using your fence as a toilet????!!!!

She won't be confused. She is perfectly aware that you are a helmet.

I bet you can teach him a few, Handy.

Charon is more likely to support Rangers than that happening.

Such a wanker, aren't you.

Aye, quite possibly. I gave it a go.

Hahaha, no way!!! Kane will march on. Maybe. I didn't know Bunjevcevic he had died, he was only 45! See? If he had drank and smoked like you he may be still here.........

When you are a mod or an admin then your opinion will matter. Until then, it matters not a fuck.

This needs to be moved into the Extra Curricular section.........or the bin

Why are we being quoted for stuff that we never actually said????????????

Well, I never said it but never interrupt Charon while he is on a mission!

Ok, ok... Lets look at Jockland. 8 World Cups, never got out of the group stages and have won a total of FOUR games. Aye, smaller population and all that, but so has Croatia and Denmark who are fucking light years ahead. England have been shit but Scotland have been much funnier, Im thinking Allys Tartan Army of 78, funny as fuck that was. Admit it Chaz, I've got a point

^^^^^^^ Wanker

The only aubergine I ever liked.

I cannot pretend that I understand all of this, in context to a system that is alien to me but, fucking hell, that is probably the best post I have read on here for a fucking age and some more. An absolute fucking winner!☺

.......there was I, in this barn, sticking a rope over a beam when, fuck me, this Barn Owl came out of nowhere and.........

If it was a suicide attempt then, clearly, he needs to be told that the noose goes AROUND his neck and not round his fucking forehead.