Lord Fellatio Nelson

Fuck, that was a hard arsed owl, It's took his right leg off at the knee?

I'm thinking ' Fuk Yu' or 'Yu Wan Ki'

I suppose if a bloke was to say it in a way that was to suggest that he was about to have intercourse with his wife then, yeah, i can see how a fight could develop.

Why the fuck are you replying to a post i put up in April, you bell end.

Enter The Dragon is on again.

It might have worked better had it been 'The Notorious B.O

No rush Toastie, no rush....

You are not suggesting anything underhand again, are you??

Thats gotta be bullshit. Loads more men searched for Dogs wife, she has MAHOOSIVE juggs.

Erection

I suppose WW2 didn't happen then you utter fuckwitt.

.........a big album then.

Does that include the 27 repeats of each episode?

Like fuck are they.

Not over here they haven't.

Incredible. He can do a WHOLE gig singing the same song over and over again!!!! Edit: I take it he will go for cremation?

Not in some parts of Scotland it isn't. In some parts it is currently 1623AD

Yeah, I mean, It was only a humungous School of ART that would not have kept any flammable materials in store rooms or summat Unless the residents were actually peering through the fucking windows at the time the fire was taking hold within the building they wouldn't have seen the fire...........

Ex Tottenham and Scottish Football legend Alan Gilzean has been diagnosed with a brain tumour.

Sorry, that has just made me lol my tits off. You doing First Aid...

.........and you aren't getting laid.

Come on, we are getting close to a deathsperm meltdown and a ban.

Hahaha. I will leave the left wing 'right on' comedy legends to you.

It would also be really good if threads were started for people that most of us have actually heard of.