Lord Fellatio Nelson

Officialdom. You wait, give it 6 months, when there will be plenty of data to pull, and you see more diesel cars failing than ever before. This is not, as the powers that be suggest, to help us all have safe cars, it is deliberate and calculated to ensure that vehicles that are commonly seen as old bangers are 'persuaded' off the roads for good. It is the only way they can enforce draconian environmental policy without being held solely responsible for it. Want proof? The 40 yr old rule. Vehicles that are not 'substantially' modified and registered in 1978 or earlier are now exempt from MOT testing. This follows on form the pre 1960 mot exemption. In effect, hundreds of millions of pounds a year are spent by enthusiasts of old/classic cars looking after them, spawning an industry to support them and bring shit loads of money into the economy. On the basis that you cannot have a two tier MOT test, they HAD to ensure that the cash cow kept delivering, hence the exemption. They have also decided to leave be kit cars. They proposed making them compliant to the current MOT test making cars obsolete overnight due to older engine designs that power them ( unable to meet current emission testing ) and had it gone ahead, kit car manufacturers would have gone out of business overnight. They have an ulterior bullshit motive.

There has never actually been a grace period. Technically, if your car failed an MOT and you drove it away for repair and got stopped you would have been nicked for driving a vehicle without an MOT, even if the test had been done BEFORE the old one ran out. People are rightly jumping up and down over this, there are some utter wank shafts out there who may decide to bullshit and fail your car, which at a stroke, is too dangerous to be moved and then shaft you for the repair costs. I would actually say that the biggest con artists likely to do that are companies like 'slow unfit' who have form for bullshitting on tyres, exhausts and the like. There is nothing wrong with you having the car removed for repair, so long as it is not driven away but trailered or taken away on a breakdown wagon.

Yeah, good luck with getting any dosh out of Mr Chan of Shanghai.

............add to that, he has absolutely no fucking excuse for having a 'bad hair day' but he still walks around with a dead cat on his head. All that money..................

For those dyslexic guests looking in. That is not what it says.

A few points to note. Joss Stone. Dressed to kill and looking quite classy but completely negated by chewing gum like some housing estate Chav. No class. Serena Williams. Do yourself a favour, next time YOU dress your husband so the twat cannot go to the wedding of the year wearing trousers that were halfway up his fucking ankles. The wanker didn't even wear all black socks. Victoria Beckham. How did if feel to be left out of the selfies with hubby and yet another wide eyed fan? No wonder you walk around with a face like a smacked arse.

Maybe some smart arse with nothing better to do will inform me that there is a thread already out there that covers this but, naturally, I couldn't give a monkeys. So, here is the thing, who really got your admiration for living life to the full, who drank, smoked, shagged and cared not for public opinion as they went their own way? Who would have laughed had they known they were potential DL fodder? As an example, my particular hero was Keith Floyd. Now I detest cooking, I would rather cut my cock of than watch cookery shows BUT, where Floyd was concerned, the vision of this semi dishevelled man throwing the kitchen sink into fucking great pots, no measuring out for him but still making brilliant food, while half cut, bottle of red at hand to neck down and pour into the pot, narrating his way around Vietnam or somewhere and actually MAKING IT INTERESTING made him THE man for me. Now, ok, he got into trouble a bit, ex wives, accusations and all that but this guy ploughed on into the inevitable oblivion of death. Nowdays, wishy washy wankers, reality TV, and assorted celebrity tossers like Torode and Wallace are the epitome of dumbed down celebdom. Where have all the rogues gone?

You are just soooo hip for an old dear..

My mum, who had breast cancer, pondered the following. 'Why the fuck did people not contact their GP/ Hospital to enquire as to why they had not received an appointment to be screened? She had to call the hospital on three occassions to remind them that she was due a breast screening and she had not been sent a letter confirming an appointment. Eventually the fuckwitts sent her the required letter. At some point people have to stop the metaphorical ' having their arses wiped for them' and accept that they and they alone are the people best placed to ensure that screening is done in a timely manner. Did none of them, FOR A MOMENT, think 'fuck, i should be due a screening by now, best i get onto them to find put whats going on...' Had my mum had just sat there like a lemon she would now be my late mum. As shit as the NHS is ( and i have a sister whos done over 25 years as a nurse and missus who is an administrator on a ward ) it is true to say that not ALL issues are down to lack of funding, although paying £40 per hr for bank nurses is a tad expensive, people have to take more responsibility for their own fate and stop using the NHS for every fucking sniffle going because its FOC to use. So there.

They are not a panel of experts.

Linda Thorson aka Tara King. Not saying that she is THE kiss of death or owt but, in all fairness, if you are a celeb and have had your pic taken with her over the last few years you should be shitting the odd house brick or summat.

I think he means it which, sort of, makes it even funnier Protestants Defecate Frequently.

That is quite funny.

Haha, he has changed a bit, hasn't he!

Gotta love a bit of Harry Casey! Fucking hell, he is 67!!

Amen.

Everybody has a skeleton...

Women that use the word 'hun' on social media. Line them up against a wall and shoot them! Better still, get them to call Charon 'hun' and let him take care of things.

((sigh)) Ok

We are not talking about Mr Willy the Webcam are we?

That's a strange one, I would have though he would have got somesort of mention, he wasn't exactly a 3rd division actor.