Lord Fellatio Nelson

Fucking hell, just saw the pics of him in his later years.

Hated that song. Even at the age of 3 it used to boil my urine.

I read somewhere that the legendary Porn actress Candy Samples has alzheimers. What actually shocked me is that she is 90 years old. Seems like yesterday........ https://www.therialtoreport.com/2015/12/13/candy-samples-scrapbook/

EFA.

Bunch of Bin dippers.

Yes, ebay have refunded me before, over the head of the seller. If I had ordered it incorrectly, didn't want it etc and the seller had graciously accepted a return then, fine, I should pay for the postage. This cock head wrongly advertises the part then expects me to swallow the cost of sending it back because he fucked up. No way.

I hate, I mean I HATE fucking ebay. However, at times, it is the only place to get things, where all else has failed. Unfortunately, as is the reason why I hate it, you have to deal with the odd monumental C**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone advertises a part that is supposed to be for my car, I buy it. I get it and, fucking hell, it does not fit. I message the seller and with two pics, demonstrating that it cannot possibly fit my car, and he agrees that I should return it. This I do by recorded delivery and it is another 6 days before i politely ( yeah, I can be) message him to ask him, in so many words, 'Where the fuck is my refund you wanker? He replies that it will be processed that afternoon. That was yesterday. Today I see it is pending on Paypal. Minus £10 that was the cost of postage. I message him, I inform him it's not just £10 short but its another £13 short, the sum it cost me to send it registered. He messages me to say sorry and that my costs for postage would not be met because it states on the ad that the buyer is responsible for returns. I have replied.

You rock!

'Next to' CA, and in US measurements that could be 722 miles away Do they have spittoons there?

Without a doubt!

Wee Jimmy Sturgeon has now raised the price of booze in Scotland, some to stratospheric ( from where they were) amounts. This will, supposedly, start to tackle the problem with alcohol consumption experienced north of the border. Ok.

That offy now forms part of the Essex 'Bronx' area, right? Brave of you to drive past it Bou. Very brave.

I don't really drink anymore, unless I'm on holiday or on a very rare night out. I cannot say that I ever enjoyed drinking, well, until I had drunk about 5 pints or several shorts. Then I began to like it. Alot

Fucking good trip down alcohol memory lane tho!

Dog vomit!

Deathsperm is mostly washing out his socks.

Posh bastards.

To be fair, he didn't really have to be a good fighter, his missus, Marlene, would have taken out Ali, Foreman and Frazier all in one go. As somebody said, back in the day, '....you could crack bricks on her face.

If you were a kid in the 70s, your first forage into alcohol oblivion was, maybe, helped along by one of these... Every sideboard in suburbia had one in them

AFAIK, it was not just ITV that bought it to a close, I'm pretty sure that there is an article out there where the 'writer' Derren Litten was considering ending the show anyway as he was writing something else that was being commissioned by ITV or similar.

People have operations to correct harelips, this wanker is undergoing operations to have one.......

Heartening to see utter fucking horrors like her and that talentless fuckface Martine McCutcheon are still able to ponce about living the high life while still bankrupt cunt faces. It must be their amazing personalities. Martine is mostly appearing at the Princes Theatre Hunstanton where she will warble to a bunch of old folk or summat.