Lord Fellatio Nelson

I have to confess that I loved the Q series, it was ridiculous and brilliant.

If you directly hit something with a bomb more powerful than one of your farts then you at looking at vapourising anything within a 100ft of the actual hit.Maybe To this end, possibly, and as they would have bombed the buildings numerous times, all chemicals inside, and anybody who wasn't told that bombs were on their way, would have become harmless to the atmosphere and humans. Unless there really is a WW3 going on, NOBODY will be bombing anywhere that actually has a nuclear warhead stored. Probably.

I agree.

Aye, completely infested with Jocks it is!

I do despair. Do people REALLY think he, we and the Frogs are REALLY going to go to war with Syria/Russia ffs!!! The Russians were never in danger of being blown up, they were WARNED that we were about to air strike targets. No doubt, the Russians then told the Syrians who, by that time had already finished moving their chemical weapons facilities elsewhere. All Political bollocks, nothing to see here.

Arthur. Babies are now getting called Arthur...FFS!!! Every time I hear that name I can only think of a jar of yukky baby food.

Fucking LOADS of names.

Arthur

Derek

Keith

Tim

"Sometimes I feel like the people of Scotland and this place where I'm from brought me back to life." Really? So the £300k had nothing to do with it! Fucking hell, next she will be telling us that it was all 'Scottish donations.....'

Are you going to be on one of those Doco programmes on More 4 etc as ' The woman with a clitoris as big as a babys arm' or summat?

What constitues 'great excess? He smoked and drank like millions of other people but that does not mean excess it just means unhealthy. He was also in a long term relationship so it is unlikely he was smoking a 100 a day and drinking 15 pints an evening. Maybe. In any case nobody with a brain cell chooses the live fast and die young way they choose to live fast and assume that the dying young bit will happen to others, not them. An overweight, smoking and drinking ex Darts pro doesn't live life to the full, they are too unhealthy to have the energy to.

I'm fairly confident that he did not envisage dropping down dead in a Liverpool car park.

Never. I'm going to live as long as I fucking can to piss as many people off as I can.

I actually did some gardening today. I dug out all the old plants and crap a couple of weeks ago, today I laid some of that matting ( to stop the weeds coming through ) along the beds and, tomorrow, I shall mostly be getting a hernia hauling bags of bark into the garden and various shrubs and stuff. I have always wanted a flowery, mature garden that smells lovely and looks lovely when in full bloom. My God, I intend to achieve it!!

I have the same problem Toastie. That's down to my age.

I listen to Radio 2s Steve Wright 'in the afternoon' show which is, basically, talk radio as the cunt talks over every fucking record intro he plays.

Not quite how I would have put it but, yeah, you are not far off of the unpalateable truth.

Talking about underfunding? Not enough Police? Not enough 'Yoof' clubs to cater for the 'Yoof? Just remember that London is one of the RICHEST fucking cities on Planet Earth. London has a Mayor, and the Mayor has many powers which could enable him to generate the neccessary funding to provide extra Police and 'Yoof' clubs. However, obviously, the rest of the UK is responsible for funding the Policing of London and providing somewhere for kids to go. Other cities in the UK do not have anything like the crime rate that London has. Most kids around the UK do not have 'Yoof' clubs to attend and, even if London had a 'Yoof' club for every 20 kids it would solve not a thing. Extra Policing? For what? They suspect those kids milling around on that street corner are up to no good but, unfortunately, they cannot stop and search because, years back, it was deemed Racist, as were the Police. You reap what you sow.

Normally I'm at work but, today, I was off and it was on. It is utter fucking shit, I would agree.

Come on Handy, whaddya know??