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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    Sarah Kennedy.
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    American Football (And Other Yank 'sports')

    Ask Roey Juss. He is the biggest wanker on here.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    ...........he was shit then and he is STILL shit now.
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    The Dead of 2018

    This reminds me that The Pooka had Wyngarde as his avatar. Fuck, I miss Pookie. Wyngarde will always be Department S and Jason King for me. He was so dapper and Gex Godesque I'm sure he used Tiger piss as aftershave.
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    The Dead of 2018

    Yes, something like that.
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    The Dead of 2018

    I'm just wondering Toastie.... What if he had been caught cottaging in 2018 instead of 1975. How would society have seen him now?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I have nowt from the 70s!!!! He tried to wreck a 7 month old car, damn nearly did too. The cost of repair must have been fucking THOUSANDS. To be fair, your Scenic is now legendary, how the fuck it keeps going is a miracle.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Sorry, the edit makes more sense.
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    Presenters

    He looks fit and well tbh.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    So, basically, it was one big fucking lie?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm not biting. Fuck off.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I would have killed him
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    No, no, but he is a silly old cunt so that helps.
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    Football

    That is truly desperate.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    It does not.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    So, today. I went to County Court to try and prove that I was not the cause of a car accident. In the right corner was an 84 yr old fucktard who only used the roundabout ( the place of the collision ) some four times a year, as he lives in Nottingham, and actually ended up on the fucking roundabout because he failed to take the first exit off of it.......and the 4th exit, as his second opportunity. He then went around the roundabout, in the middle lane and, despite the lane he was in clearly directing him in a direction he did not want to go, followed it then decided to switch lanes into my car. In the left corner was me, I use the roundabout, one of the worst in the UK for sure, dozens of times a week all year round for decades. The old c**t lost. I should not really wish ill on people but my poor old Dad was a lot younger than him, was honest, decent and wonderful but he is dead and that lying 84 yr old bastard is not. I wish him a slow and very painful death.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Attention seeker........ Edit: Glad you are ok!
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    American Football (And Other Yank 'sports')

    Tell it how it is CA, tell it how it is.
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    Donald J Trump

    Yeah, an 'accidental' warning.......
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    From IMDB Trivia. 'The 43rd and final episode, "What Did You Do in the War Daddy", was never aired. It was supposedly set in the present day but because the BBC were unhappy with the old age make-up, it was never broadcast. The sequel series "Kessler" featured a lot of "The Secret Army" cast in its first episode to act as a bridge between the two.
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    The Dead of 2018

    Never!!!!!
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Shortland St ran for a while here, in the afternoons, back in the 90s IIRC. For some reason I would Fnar Fnar whenever they said 'breast' because they pronouced it 'brist' Yeah.
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    Passed-Punks & No-Wavers

    The U.K Subs founder and lead singer Charlie Harper is still going strong. Just saw him on local ITV Anglia News, who are doing a big feature on Punk this week, gigging in Cambridge. 73 years old and looking like he can do another 20 no bother.
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