Lord Fellatio Nelson

My Mum has my Dads ashes. I will never be able to look at that fucking urn.

Ok, granted, if its one of LFNs own, well, thats a bit different. Go careful Bou, when they start staring run like fuck!

Im quite surprised to see that Harvey Wankstain is still alive.

Fuck off.

Never heard of her. This is one of those cases when the 'actress' probably played 'third woman in queue' in Corries cornershop and 'harrassed mum' in a two second appearance in series 2 episode 4 of Cold Feet.

He has. He is 'somewhere in Europe' Lets assume its not in a brothel in Amsterdam.

AFAIK he settled some lawsuits out of court. He has not denied the allegations, he also sent a written statement into the New York Times. I agree about the innocent part, its why I don't agree with men being named in court when accused of rape, if they are found not guilty they are still tarred with the brush.

Vertically challenged hound.

Easy mistake to make.......

Harvey Weinstein.

Shed designers. Create a door way higher than 6ft or, alternatively, supply a foam pad to fix to the upper wooden frame so that twats like me don't gash their heads open when exiting. Many Thanks Cunts.

There are people out there whose kindness, warmth and general manner make grumpy old bastards like me smile. Well that and my Granddaughter.

Thats just fucking wrong but funny.

Deffo.

NEVER!!!!!! It was 'Shoot'

There is this nagging doubt in the back of my mind that you are really Erik, a 38 yr old seal botherer from Bergen. I just cannae shake it off!!!

I sort of don't really get it. They remind me of a Ale House version of Ryanair. Both are wank, the customers are nothing more than an irritation but millions still frequent them/use them when they should all be running in the other direction and hoping that the businesses shit out. Nowt as queer as folk.

A while back they were showing episodes from the early 70s. Different.

He would have been better than McCoy. Anybody would have been better than McCoy.

Ok. Well that all predates Trump. Just saying, like.......

Yep, read that bit too. You learn something everyday.

I had no idea that Ventro Nina Conte had a long ( ish) affair with oddball producer, actor, comedian etc etc etc Ken Campbell when she was just a young woman.

Is the IOM that dangerous Handy?

Yes. All follically challenged men are not men unless they have hair!!!