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    Beauty Queens

    Oh, yes, her!! I remember the trial, it was all over the press and TV. Something about skiing naked down a slope with a rose between her teeth, IIRC. Don't make em like that anymore!
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    I am not entirely sure that, whoever created her page, has an audience for it big enough for it to be maintained. I reckon a majority of people who heard the news would have said 'who? while looking extremely gormless. Basically anybody under the age of 40.
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    Conspiracy Theories

    Nothing will come back on anybody. The world will keep turning, the vaccine won't start killing everybody that ever took it and you will still be a twat. Get the fucking message, NOBODY gives a shit what you think, NOBODY is interested in your links ( we could all provide links to counter the claims ) and nobody gives a flying fuck that you are on a mission to ensure that you can say 'I told you so' and walk away with that clear conscience you clearly are desperate to have. If we die, we die, if it's poison, oh well, if we have all been lied to, what's new? Take your clear conscience, your thoughts, your views and your plethora of anti vax articles, whistle blowers and youtube videos etc to Twitter or wherever you may feel more welcomed and vindicated. Here? Nobody gives a fuck and you are just spamming the fucking thread.
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    Yeah, I was reading up on her a while back. As a kid, I always thought she was Scottish, for some reason. Maybe it was because she did Scottish accents....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Norfolk does better takeaways. Our leaves are as stiff as a porn stars cock.
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    Vladimir Putin

    The current train of thought is that he will be dethroned by the people around him who can no longer stay in their mansions in London, villas in Rome and sail their multi million pound yachts wherever they like. They didn't plan on having their extravagant lifestyles curtailed to the extent they are being curtailed and they blame Putin for the cluster fuck. I give it a month.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I will eat the salad if I mix it into the curry. What I cannot stand is the lemon. It actually boils my piss when I buy a coke in a bar, or the like, and they fucking insist in sticking a lemon in it. If wanted a lemon, I'd ask for it.
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    Heartache club

    A stalker...
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    Political Frailty

    Ah, there you are, ya corpse sniffer! Welcome back.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2023

    Tommy Walsh the DIY TV personality is looking rather gaunt. I was surprised to find that he is only 65, he looks older. Watch this space.....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I'm a grandad to two. I never ever thought I would be called grandad, well apart from Lardy calling me it every so often.
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    Maury Povich

    Yeah, I used to watch it sometimes. I particularly enjoyed the ones where women called Lakshandaqua ( or other stupid made up fucking names) would shuffle on to the set, legs barely able to carry the 300+ lbs of weight of their tits to have Maury, oh so sincere Maury, help her find who the daddy was out of 11 semi literate males, normally called Dayshawn or Tee, or summat. God Bless America!
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    A humanitarian Ukrainian thread

    What an absolute fucking tool you are.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Go on, name them!!!!!!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Nah, it was 8 years old!
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    You should be more worried about coming out to it in the morning and finding it sitting on bricks. Happened to me, Ford Sierra Ghia, Pitsea, February 1992.
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    The Ukraine Crisis

    The only reason Putin wants foreign fighters to join in on the invasion is to reduce the amount of fatalities within the Russian armed forces. They may be cannon fodder to him but more and more are dead and will not be going home and the implications for any support for the invasion back in Russia is obvious.
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    British Character Actors

    The one really good thing about being on this forum is that we get to find out when a prolific, but not well known, character actor dies. I had no idea that he was Ron Pember, I only knew the face because he was in a shit ton of stuff over the decades.
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    Marianne Faithfull

    I was born in the 60's. I still know who David Lloyd George was.
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    Marianne Faithfull

    I had a friend who didn't know that Buddy Holly was dead. This was back in the 80's. I have no reason to believe that he isn't still as thick as shit.
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    Queen Camilla

    Well I have a chimp holding a dildo as my avatar. Just sayin, like.
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    Queen Camilla

    Heather Mills goes by the name of 'Peg Leg'. The only thing that is 'horse' about her is that she has been ridden more times than Red Rum.
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    Queen Camilla

    Yeah, I would.
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    America land of free thought and opportunity

    Mine isn't!!!!
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