Lord Fellatio Nelson
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Fuck, sorry, I forgot that you don't have television yet where you are... She is a soap star and simpering bint who shags famous people ( Christiano Ronaldo) and the like because it would not, for one moment, keep her in the public eye. You would like her NOT. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Gemma Atkinson has been asked, on Strictly Come Dancing, what kind of dance partner she hopes for. I was slightly disappointed that her reply wasn't 'Someone with a big knob.....' -
Yoko Ono vs Cissy Houston vs Montserrat Caballe
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to earl's topic in Dead Pools
You are becoming a soft old shite. -
Yoko Ono vs Cissy Houston vs Montserrat Caballe
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to earl's topic in Dead Pools
Im getting a bit fucked off with these inane threads from people who cannot contribute anything more to the forum because they are utter twats. So there. -
Fort William Football Club
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Paul Bearer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Depends. They have had to put a drop off point outside Katies place. I think she wins knickers hands down. -
Fort William Football Club
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Paul Bearer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I always assumed that the wettest place was between the legs of Katie Price. -
Fort William Football Club
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Paul Bearer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
You may be right. -
Fair point. So who has had the foresight to have put her on their list then?
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Fort William Football Club
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Paul Bearer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Tell ya what, if DL Con goes down a treat next year perhaps we ought to give due consideration to making the 2019 meet at Fort Williams ground for a pie and a pint. I'm sure our support would help it achieve its largest attendance since somebody accidentally stated that the club house would be serving free whisky to all back in 1954, or summat. -
She is looking a bit of a cunt now.
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The Deathlist Howto
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Magere Hein's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I was actually going to reply to him by suggesting that he found a Polish Mummy and a Polish Daddy who would instruct him on the finer points of creating a Poll...... But that may have encouraged him to create another fucking poll. -
The Deathlist Howto
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Magere Hein's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
There are too many fucking polls as it is. -
Ideas And Possibilities For 2018
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList Forum
You fucker! -
* Does not apply to Scotland as they will not be in the World Cup.
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Ideas And Possibilities For 2018
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList Forum
EFA -
No but it does demonstrate that he is genuinly fucking deranged. You cannot go from going utterly batshit mad to utter serenity just by changing your user account. He is, without question, the Love Child of Jack Torrence* and Alex Forrest* *Look em up if you don't know..
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Ideas And Possibilities For 2018
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList Forum
Sian Phillips. She is in a drama on the beeb at the mo. Looks quite corpse like. Mind you, she always has. -
Ideas And Possibilities For 2018
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Joey Russ's topic in DeathList Forum
Yeah, that's a Z kinda response. Fucking nut job. -
Thats given me the 'orn.
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Genius!!
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Come on, name and shame!!!
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Z was fucking mental and he really could not continue on here although, honestly, his 'kill yourself' rant at Phantom was fucking hysterical. The Kid just pisses everybody off, he hasn't learned to offend and upset folks the way you do and get away with it The odd ban or five gives everybody a break and allows him to go through his sock drawer. Win win.
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Fucking hell!! How can I look at Morph and Chas ever again!!
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Who's Going To Be Around For A While?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Banshees Scream's topic in DeathList Forum
Well, I suppose, a puppet President is a bit better than a bat shit mad one. -
Can you not make it forever two months?
