Lord Fellatio Nelson
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DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Yeah, he is just waiting for Tarantino to give him a bell for a meatier role. He is a piss poor Kenny Baker (RIP) if you ask me. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Aye. Who could possibly forget his towering performances in Leprechaun 1, 2 and 27. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
If Warwick Davis wasnt such a shortarse and Ricky Gervais hadnt penned the TV series ' Lifes too short' for him, would he have got the airtime/ game shows he has been given? Answers on a post card to..... -
So .. What Do You Watch On TV?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Banshees Scream's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ive still got a teddy bear ( now in my daughters care) called Teddy Edward. He has one eye and is as hard as fuck. -
Michael Aspel just seen in an interview on itv news. He is looking bloody superb for his age, he looks and sounds like a young 70 yr old.
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Nixon, Lewinsky, Lovelace, my god , you Yanks are obsessed with 'going down'.. Im going to emigrate!
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I was bored. Its what the thread encompasses, right?
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Too complicated for me.
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Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Well you were hardly 2 ton Tessie to start with Handy. Ive lost over 20lbs in the last 6 months and im in danger of looking emaciated.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Come on Bou, the lad still needs a woman he can communicate with on here. How else will he be able to visualise while he wanks furiously into his size 1 to 5 sock? -
Things To Do While Waiting For Death
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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You are a nice lad.
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Nasty nasty Lardy.
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How pissed i am isnt the issue. We have one admin who is 'active' and two that pop in and out at various times. DI and DD dont appear anywhere near as often as PB, fact. Give the mods the powers they had, no reason not to.
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Well i had to look him up tonight as id never heard of him. Once id seen his face i knew who he was!! He was a character actor who was in shit loads of things. I Had no idea he was that old.
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Well it does appear that the mods now have, pretty much, fuck all powers now. The power does now appear to be soley with the admins which, so it seems, appears to be just the one active admin on the forum. This is plainly wrong and needs to be addressed asap.
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I Know im pissed but that post os pretty spot on.
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Well yes, im drunk........and i like it!!!
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CA!! I really dont know what you mean!
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You are Rock 'n' Roll. Its a pisser no doubt but true .
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Thank fuck im not dyslexic Bou or i would have assumed you had said 'cock' boy.
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Denis Norden versus Bruce Forsyth
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to RobertMugabe's topic in DeathList Forum
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Denis Norden versus Bruce Forsyth
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to RobertMugabe's topic in DeathList Forum
No, i was part of the masturbating society at secondary school. -
Death List Convention
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Saint Peter's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Quite possibly icey.